Kira & the Saytr

Food Arrives

“Aye Aye Swabby” Flatulence said to Bart … screwing up the first mate’s rank again! The half-orc was off and got the food requested and quickly returned.

He knocked and entered when told. Placing the food on the table's table. Then he got out of the room.


Iola

"It is simple" Iola said. "I ask for your kindness in return ... nothing more"

She turned to the other two "I guess you two will need to "entertain" the captain ... If I have to go too ... I will but that may delay the spell"
 
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Captain Plank watched as the scurvy crewman came in and placed the grub on the table bowing his head before making a hasty retreat. He curled his lip and threw the wet rag on the floor, reaching for his britches. As he dressed he watched Bart trying to tidy up the cabin. When Bart was done, Plank had just finished buttoning his jacket, observing his self in his tiny mirror nailed to the wall he asked while stroking his newly washed beard,

"Well? what does ye think? Do I pass mustard? Arrrr...I don't care what ye think, fetch me them gals now.....no wait....I want the two dryads first, then later on I will have me way with that buxom wench.....Arrrrr!

Making a quick exit before the Captain can come up with more orders, Bart crashes into Flatulence
(who had been listening with his ear to the door.) Beating him about the head with his handy belaying pin, Bart finally grabs him by his floppy ear and drags him away while growling,

"Ye good for nothing dog, the Cap'n wants the dryads, go fetch them quick like, or I swear I'll make ye walk the plank."

Bart kicks him in the arse again....and laughs as poor Flatulence makes tracks for the brig.
 
Flatulence was known for merciful and generous treatment of the pirate victims. He liked girls … all kinds. And it did not matter that he was pretty ugly … with a patch over one eye and having a peg leg … he still liked them. When the El Cono made port, he headed right over to the whore houses … paying whatever it took … for his fun!

He made it down into the hold and found the three women talking to Jack Bird.

“Jack … the Captain all cleaned up … he smells pretty now … he wants the two dryads first … a warm up for the main event … the buxom one” He said smiling at Iola. Iola smiled back.

Iola turned to the Kira and Petelia, “Don’t wear him out! … leave some cock for me!” she said and then winked at both of them … hoping they realized she wanted them to drain him so dry … he would not be ready for her for another day!

Jack opened the cage ... and He and Flatulence took the two dryads out and escorted them upstairs and to the captain’s cabin.
 
Petelia straighten out her simple outfit. “I wish I had some perfume to put on ... we are going to eat with the Captain… At the Captain’s table! That is special … only a few people get such an honor!” She said excitedly to Kira.

Kira just looked at her “Petelia don’t be so daft … this is not a luxury cruise ship! He is a pirate and he is going to fuck us … silly” Kira said.

Petelia just stuck her chin out defiantly “I know that … but it is still an honor! Now remember what Iola said … don’t go overboard … leave the captain with some juice so he can fuck her too!” She answered back getting mad at Kira.

Kira look at Petelia with dagger eyes and whispered “… trust me; we need drain the captain completely! Understand.”

Just then they arrived at the Captain’s door. Jack knocked on the door. “ENTER” was commanded from within. Jack opened the door … and ushered the girls inside.

"Ah, good!" Captain Plank waved an expansive hand towards the two women. "ARRGG … Come in, Kira and Petelia, Please sit down." He was already sitting, and holding a glass of claret. "Sit and let splice the main brace …” he saw confusion on the girls faces “have a drink." Jack hurried and held a chair out for Kira and then Petelia, then disappeared once the two had been seated. "The Scurvy dogs will have the second course out soon enough." The captain said as he poured a glass for each girl and handed it over to them. "What do you think of me ship, Ms. Kira?"

"It is big …" Kira replied honestly.

"Biggest and best pirate ship in these waters!" The captain bragged. “And may I say you are the finest ladies ever to be aboard her” He added with a smile. He took a long drink from his glass. His eyes were lit in a merry way, as he studied the beautiful girls in front of him.

Kira and Petelia both took a sip of the sweet wine. They both started to relax. Kira thought …. Maybe Petelia was right … the Captain was being friendly and polite … and the food smelled good.

"Please … begin eating” The captain ordered. Both girls started to eat and drink more of the wine … It was sweet and strong and soon both were feeling its effects. As the first course was eaten … Flatulence came through the door, bearing a platter of steamed vegetables with lemon juice and butter glazed over the top. He laid it before them. "The roast will be done in moments, sir." He grunted.

"Thank you, Flatulence Ah, excellent!" The Captain surveyed the food with a grin. He refilled the glasses … “We have not had fresh vegetables for some months, this smells good” He added

The wine loosened up the girls and soon … they were all eating and drinking and getting to know each other. Petelia was soon on the Captain’s lap … wiggling … and Kira was amazed. Captain Plank made her feel so comfortable that she wanted to fuck the big hair guy …
 
Jack heard Flatulence coming, and he prepared for him. He relaxed and composed himself, taking a deep breath. Flatulence's come into view and spoke directly to Jack, telling him the Captain wanted Kira and Petelia first. Jack nodded and opened the cell door, letting them out of it.

"Don't wear him out! ... leave some cock or me! Iola told the girls, winking. They nodded, and followed Jack and Flatulence's to the Captain. Black Spot had stayed behind with Iola.

During the time they were being "escorted", the dryads whispered to each other, and Jack couldn't hear what they were saying. Once they reached the Captain's quarters, they were silent as Jack knocked.

"Enter," the Captain ordered from within. Jack opened the door and ushered the ladies in. Jack introduced the dryads to the Captain, giving him their names, and he was delighted. Jack wasn't sure if it was an act to loosen them up or not, but it probably was one. When the Captain told them to sit, Jack held out chairs for them, and then left. He knew that he wasn't needed there anymore.

"Let's see, I have to get a white candle, and two tablespoons of stream water, one of Black spot's hairs, a drop of his blood, and one of his old possessions," he said to himself. He went to the storeroom for a candle and, luckily, he found a white one. It was from Italy, when they had gone for there for some "diversity", and it was scented. It was special since it had come from the Pantheon, but it was the only white candle. Jack put it in his pouch and went off for the water.

The water was easy, since they always went to streams for it in case they could capture a naiad. They never had, but they had definitely more than two tablespoons of stream water. He filled a vial with the proper amount and pocketed it too. He then returned to the brig, where Iola and Black spot were siting patiently.

"Well, I have all the supplies. I have the candle, the water, and one of his possessions. The strand of fur we can get easily, I have a knife for the blood, and all that's left is to wait for midnight, right?" he asked Iola.
 
As Jack and Iola talked about the spell to get Spot human again Kira and Petelia listened quietly.

Just as Iola had turned to the two dryads and said,

"I guess you two will need to "entertain" the captain ... If I have to go too ... I will but that may delay the spell"

They all turned their heads, someone was coming, Kira put her hand up indicating for quiet.

It turned out to be Flatulence, the women all waited to hear what was to become of them. To their relief, it seemed the Captain just wanted Kira and Petelia for now, leaving Iola for later. Kira saw Iola smile at the Flatulence, knowing she was trying to make friends where she could.

Just before the two dryads walked out of the brig, Iola winked calling out,

“Don’t wear him out! … leave some cock for me!”

Jack shut the door again and all four of them left, but all three of them saw the wink. Kira knew what the wink meant, but from the way Petelia was carrying on, she knew she had to explain it to her. They whispered as they made their way to the Captains quarters, Kira sighed in relief as Petelia heatedly told her,

"Yeah I got it...geezz!"

Arriving at the Captain's cabin, Jack knocked, listening for the command,

"ENTER"

He opened the door and ushered the girls in, introducing them to the Captain. The girls stood as he talked his strange pirate lingo, then translated it for them. By that time Jack had found chairs for each of them. They were made to feel welcome as they were handed a glass of wine each and the Captain commanded them in his jovial mood to chow down on the first course that waited for them to sample. They made small talk about the ship as they tried to relax and get to know each other.

After sipping the very good wine, Kira tried the soup, nodding her head and smiling she said, it was very tasty as did Petelia. They all finished their first course as well as their glasses of wine. They were soon refilled, the girls were laughing and enjoying themselves when Flatulence brought the next course adding that the roast will be along shortly. Captain being in a great mood even thanked Flatulence before they all dug into the wonderful vegetables. More wine was had by all, Kira started to think, that this was not so bad after all. Both she and Petelia eyed the Captain licking their lips.

Before they knew it, Petelia was somehow on the Captain's lap and Kira was behind him, nibbling on his ear.
 
The Dryads get dessert!

Petelia slipped her one leg over him and was now sitting in his lap … her chest facing him. She moaned “Oh, your mast is so thick!” as she rubbed his cock thru his pants, and felt his shaft quiver. He laughed and said “shimmying up the mast … wench … and find the cock’s nest”

Petelia ground her pussy harder against his cock … she groaned “Oh, oh, oooh.” Her nipples swollen; and she was so turned on … The captain pulled open her dress and licked at her nipples driving her crazy. He fanned the flames of her sexual desire into an inferno. He could smell the delicate fragrance emanating from her fine patch of trimmed green hair between her legs that seemed to signal she wanted more from him. She wanted his BIG cock and his seed!

Kira was licking his ear … and he turned to her and kissed her. She had not had as much of the magic wine … and so was not as turned on yet. He reached for the table … “Sweet wine for a sweet mouth” He said and offered her the glass. But he did not watch her drink it … He wanted to free his cock and that green dryad’s pussy. He slipped off Petelia’s skirt and pulled his down his pants as she opened her legs. He took his cock and rubbed it up and down her slick slit, looking at the juices, dripping off his cock … as it covered his cockhead. He had a really big cock!

“Shimmy up that mast ..wench!” he ordered Petelia.

Iola

“I’ll need to prepare a few of these items.” Iola explained as Jack assumed they would just need to wait until midnight.

“All these items have meaning … the flame of the candle is transforming the wax into heat and light … Running water is about change … Black Spot possessions are what he will become … and the strand of fur is what he is … the blood is the connection … do you understand?” Iola asked.

Jack just looked funny at her.

“Never mind … I cannot ask the earth mother for help being on a ship … but the moon goddess ... I can see and call on” Iola said.

She started to chant as she waved her hands over the items “the goddess of moon make this dog be a man again … so let it be … that you will see … with arms and legs and a head …to be”

This chant was just to prepare the items. Iola had to wait until midnight to cast the actual spell. She hoped the girls up stairs could last that long.

The guys find the Pirate ship … now what?

Willo peeked through the thick brush and saw the pirate ship.

“That is where they are … I’m sure of it!” Willo said.

Cyllarus had off loaded all the supplies and nodded in agreement. “I agree … now how are we going to get on board?”

Korinthos grunted “It’s too far to swim … we need to trick them into sending a boat ashore.”

“I got an idea … but you two are not going to like it!” Willo giggled.
 
Kira watched as Petelia got hot and saucy for the Captain. She wondered why she suddenly got so turned on. She continued to lick his ear knowing they had to keep him busy so Iola could do her spell. Then he turned kissed her and handed her some more wine,

“Sweet wine for a sweet mouth”

Smiling Kira took the glass and drank it all, as he proceeded to take Petelia's shirt off then his pants came off. Kira could see he had a very impressive mast as he liked to call it. She laughed as she watched him drive Pelelia wild when he grabbed his cock and rubbed it along her slit. Suddenly Kira felt herself become exceedingly hot and bothered, she wanted his cock! (Darn that Petelia, she is always stealing what I want!)

Kira came around, pushed Petelia off of Plank taking his cock, she lifted her skirt ( not wearing any undies ) and thrust his huge member deep into her hot and swollen pussy, crying out,

"Ahhhhhhhh.....now that is what I'm talking about...WOW!"

Kira started to ride the Captain hard and fast, while holding Petelia off with one arm. Throwing her head back, hair flying all over the place she then screamed,

"Just give me a few minutes, and you can have him......OHHHHHH!"
 
The Captain giving them the rod!

Captain thrust the length of his cock all the way inside Kira and when he pulled back, his shaft was nicely coated with her pussy juice. Into her again slowly he slid his cock, grunting as he did, each time Kira moan like she was on fire. Captain Plank started going faster and faster … ramming his cock into her tight pussy. Dryads were great for fucking … their pussies adjusting to any size cock. The captain had even heard of dryad taking on Centaur and Minotaur cocks! Amazing!

Kia gripped the chair arms, her face squeezed with ecstasy … her pussy muscles squeezing too, especially when that throbbing manhood was all the way inside her. Captain Plank was having no trouble lasting … and Kira’s pussy was taking a battering.

"Gimme all that cock, CAPTAIN!" Kira squealed. "Ohh fuck! Give it to me!"

Meanwhile Petelia was pissed at Kira … and still very horny. So she sat in a chair and watched the two fuck. She took one of her hands and placed it on her pussy … stroking it as she watched. Captain Plank looked over once in a while and saw her legs twitching. He knew that green pussy would pop the moment he thrust his big cock in it.

After a few minute of this, Kira was gasping. There was the sound of his thighs slapping against hers. Her pussy just exploded and let loose, climaxing all over his big pirate cock. The captain pulled out of her and she just panted like a hungry dog with her legs spread … pussy lips twitching and juice dripping from her. Kira told him “WOW … you made me cum!!” she moaned in surprise. Captain's face was dotted with sweat.

Petelia slammed Kira out of the way … and braced herself against the table. Her ass sticking out behind her. He inserted his cock into her cunt … fucking Petelia doggystyle. Her pussy gave him a warm wet welcome … as he thrust his shaft deep inside her. Within seconds he was grabbing her legs, as he was banging his cock into her. She moaned from passion as the pirate captain was finally satisfying her!

Cross-dressing?

Willo explained his plan to the shocked faces of Korinthos and Cyllarus.

Cyllarus was the first to speak … “Let me get this straight … We are going to trick the pirates ashore ... by dressing up as women? With coconut boobs? Then ambush the pirates ... and take their boat!”

Willo smiled “Yes … Great Idea … right?” He asked proud of himself.

Cyllarus bend his human half over so he could see his cock. “I’m a stallion … there are some things you just can’t hide!” He said.

“I was thinking of using a bit of clothing … just to cover it up!” Willo said.

Korinthos reached up and touched his horns … and looked at all his muscles “I’m going to make one UGLY woman!” he grunted. Willo and Cyllarus looked over to him. “You can say that again!” they both laughed.

“Ok we need to do this … to save our friends … so stop bitching … and turn your selves into Bitches!” Willo said as he handed them coconuts.

It actually did not take too long … and soon all three were transformed into females. Willo had added some nice coconut breasts and covered his cock in a thong looking cloth. It was the same color as his fur … so it looked like he had a shaved pussy! He did not have an hour glass shape … but at night he might pass as a female faun!

The other two … did not really look normal. Korinthos had too many muscles … so they added more clothing … she … him … it …whatever the right term was looked like a pile of cloths. The fake boobs … gave him a vaguely female shape … but his face was very male (he changed back to a man). So they added a half veil. The only way he would trick anyone is if he “walked” like a female … so they had him practice.

Finally Cyllarus … he had thought the coconuts were too small so he found some big water melons, giving him the largest bust of any of them. A bikini like top covered up the melons odd color …and added to the illusion. The same thong idea was used to cover up his manhood. His long flowing hair was put in pigtails.

“Ok … let’s do this!” Willo said as he started to fire on the bench and they started to dance around it.

From the ship … a lookout saw the fire right away … and reported it to Jack. Jack had the spy glass … and would be able to see what had caused the fire.
 
As the Captain was giving it to her, Kira was yelling,

"OH...YEAH...GIVE ME THAT GREAT BIG PIRATE COCK...CAPTAIN...GIVE IT TO ME BUT GOOOOD!... she kept on repeating....GIVE IT TO ME...GIVE IT TO MEEEEE!!!

Meanwhile...Plank was really into giving Kira what she was screaming for....he yelled;

"YAHOO!....BEGAD! (by god!)...OH LASSIE...GOING TO DAVEY JONES LOCKER WITH THIS ONE....ARRRRR!!!! ( and more such talk.)

As Plank meteored his way to exploding deep inside Kira's snatch, she started to scream that she was cumming too. She did cum....with a rocking big climax They both shivered and shook for what seemed like forever to Petelia, making her frown and grimace. Plank finally pulled out of Kira's throbbing wet pussy, forcing her to exclaim,

"Wow...you made me cum you big bad Pirate you!"

Before Kira could even catch her breath, Petelia stomped over and slammed Kira out of the way bracing herself against the table. Kira fell on her bum, leaking a copious amount of the Captain's cum onto the floorboards. Looking up she saw Plank shove his glistening wet cock into that green pussy of Petelia's making her grunt in satisfaction. She hung onto the table as he held her legs and ramming his cock deep in before pulling just about all the way out then with a growl, slamming back into her. She fell forwards onto the table and yelled,

"MORE CAP'N...OHHHHH...MAKE ME SCREAM!"

Kira, hadn't had enough yet... she slowly got up off the floor made ready and launched herself at Petelia, what ended up happening was that the Captain lost his hold on the little dryad and fell backwards. Petelia screamed her frustrations and lunged at Kira, they fell to the floor ending up having one of their cat fights. Plank got up off his butt and went over to the fighting dryads, grabbed each by the hair shaking them like dogs exclaiming,

"Arrrr....you two, there is plenty cock to go around, ye just have to wait ye turn....Blimey!"

He shifted his hand onto Kira''s robe and threw her onto his bunk commanding,

"Ye stay put, while I finish up with this green one here, then I'll have at ye again, no worries. Just have some more of that there wine while ye wait, and mind ye, DON'T MOVE!"

He then picked up Petelia placing her back onto the table thrusting his still rock hard rod back into her waiting pussy, making her sigh and moan and shake, as he continued where they had been so rudely interrupted by the impatient Kira.
 
On the ship looking to shore

The lookout could not find Jack, but had found Flatulence.

The half orc pulled out the auxiliary spy glass and trained it on the shore. What he saw was hard to believe. There were three women dancing around a fire on the bench. A sexy female faun, a female centaur with some of the biggest boobs he had ever seen and a large pile of rags moving around the fire. Or maybe they were dancing. It was hard to tell. If it was dancing … they were terrible dancers!

Dancing on the shore

“Keep dancing” Willo said “I think it is working!” He notice Korinthos dance …and just had to say something. “Korinthos … remember to sway your hips … sexy walk …look at me!” Willo said and demonstrated. “see stick your butt out a little bit and wiggle it around … treat it like a red flag … and wave it at the males “saying … see this nice sexy ass … come over here and fuck it!”

Korinthos watched but unfortunately Cyllarus did too “Wow … your good at that!” The centaur said to Willo … as the satyr wiggled his ass harder, his cocnut boobs boucing.

Suddenly there was a RIPPING sound and Cyllarus said “OOPS … SHIT!” as his cock got hard thinking about sexy female butts wiggling and then fucking them. His massive cock ripped free of the cloth cover … and was swaying under his belly.

“CYLLARUS … jump in the ocean quick … before the pirates see you!” Willo suggested. Cyllarus stopped dancing and ran into the ocean. “AHHHHH” He said as the cool water deflated his erection.

On the ship

Flatulence gasped! “The female centaur is a hermaphrodite!”

He folded up the spy glass. Normally he would ask Jack or the Captain before launching a raiding party to capture the females. But a hermaphrodite centaur with huge breasts! She alone would fetch ten times the gold of the other women.

“Prepare the jolly boat … we need to capture those three wenches! … and bring extra rope for the centaur.” He ordered. Everyone on the deck just looked at him. Not willing to follow his orders for fear the captian would be upset. But then Flatulence let out a flesh shredding fart, the sound echoed across the water. And everyone scrambled to execute his orders … just to get clear of the stink cloud!
 
Pirate Plank & Petelia

“Come on … fuck me!!” Petelia moaned to Captain Plank.

Captain Plank did not need to be asked twice. He rammed his big cock into Petelia sweet pussy … pushing up against her soft ass. She could feel his throbbing cock sliding along her ass cheeks and into her pussy. He was pounding her pussy almost like he was slapping her pussy with his cock. The force of his plowing tool caused her tits to jiggle, like they were ocean waves sloshing around in heavy winds.

Captain was moaning again in no time … but so was Petelia. The feeling of his big tool inside her must have been amazing. She seemed to focus on what she was feeling … and got hotter and hotter. He rammed her until her eyes rolled up into her head and she SQUEALLLLLED, her pussy contracted wildly around his massive cock. He kept drilling her with his cock, as her pussy juice made his cock go even deeper inside her. Petelia came back to this world and wiggled her ass around ferociously as he kept fucking her. She could tell he was not going to last much longer.

He grunted, his climax arrived … and he pulled his cock from her pussy … and sprayed his big ball load all over her ass. He squeezed and jerked his cock until every last drop was pumped out. Petelia turned around and kissed him, and whispered “That was a nice fuck, Captain!!”

Then she looked over to Kira, all cocky like … her face and attitude saying “HAA, see if you can out do that! Bitch!”

Meanwhile … The Jollyboat was not so Jolly!

The pirates in the jollyboat were headed to shore. There were 6 pirates, two for each female to be captured. Flatulence was hoping the other two females would be easy to capture … thus allowing additional pirates to help him capture the female centaur. Centaurs' were powerful beings and could out run them … it would probably take more than two pirates to capture her. He had the non-rowing pirates make rope nooses, like what ranchers use to rope cattle. He was hoping to use them to “lasso” the female centaur should she come close enough!

As they approached the shore the three female, who had been dancing (if you can call it that!) around the fire, ran off.

“AHHH Whale Piss!” Flatulence cursed. This was going to be harder than he thought. He decided to yell at them “AHOY! YEE LAND LUBBERS … PLEASE DON’T RUN OFF … I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION!” He yelled at them.

The jollyboat ran up on the bench and the pirates climbed out and dragged the boat ashore so it would not float off. Flatulence heard a reply to his request in a high and squeaky voice “What kind of question?” The voice came from one of the bushes. Flatulence was thinking … that sounded like the female centaur … if it was … she might be pretty with those big breasts … but her voice sounded terrible!

Nevertheless … Flatulence brought out his best pick-up lines to woo the females from the bushes.

“Ahh me beauties! Come out from the bushes … and I’ll show you why my Roger is so Jolly!

“What?” The female voice asked not catching on to the pick-up line. The half-orc tried again “Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?”

“NO, and I don’t want too!” She replied sounding irrated

Flatulence continued stubbornly and undeterred. “I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.”

“Excuse me …what are you talking about??” the voice asked.

“You know” Flatulence said “I want to fire me cannon through your porthole!”

“You not firing anything at me … weirdo!’ The voice answered back getting more pissed off.

Flatulence looked over to his fellow pirates … they just shrugged. So he continued “Oh beautiful maidens … I need yee to shiver me timbers … allow me explore your treasure chests … find your booty … blow me over board….understand!”

That did it … Korinthos, Willo, and Cyllarus came charging out of the bushes, no longer looking like females … their weapons drawn … and yelling “Anyone using such AWFUL pick-up lines … deserves to die!!”
 
THE CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS;

Kira watched as the Captain and Petelia had their jollies not five feet away from where she lay on the cot. She took another swig of the wine straight out of the bottle, wiped her mouth and sneered when Petelia finished cumming,

Then she looked over to Kira, all cocky like … her face and attitude saying “HAA, see if you can out do that! Bitch!”

"THAT'S IT, YOU LITTLE GREEN WORM, I CAN OUTDO YOU ANY DAY!"

Kira shouted as she launched herself off the cot and at the partially deflated cock of Plank. Taking hold of him, she latched her lips onto his cock-head and furiously started to suck on him like he was a giant lolly pop. She eyes stared daggers at Petelia and her head started to bob up and down on his mighty pirate shaft. He moaned enjoying every bit of her very talented mouth. He put his hands on her head to help her out.

ON THE BEACH;

The Saytr, Centaur and Minotaur hide behind the bushes watching as the pirates dragged the small boat onto the shore. Eyeing the big ugly leader, Willo thought he must be half orc with those funny misshapened ears. Flatulence in desperation shouted,

"AHOY! YEE LAND LUBBERS … PLEASE DON’T RUN OFF … I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION!”

Willo answered in the best female voice he could come up with in a squeaky voice he called out,

“What kind of question?”

As Flatulence kept on trying to entice the lovelies out of the bushes, Willo and his buds just kept on shaking their heads at the horrible pick up lines that the pirate kept uttering. Finally when they couldn't take anymore, all three of them charged out of the bushes with their weapons yelling,

“Anyone using such AWFUL pick-up lines … deserves to die!!”

The pirates were totally taken by surprise, they didn't even have their cutlasses in hand, (having left them in the jolly boat.) Flatulence and the other five pirates, put their hands above their heads, signalling that they didn't want to fight. That stopped the rampaging trio, Cyllarus shouted,

"WHERE ARE OUR WOMEN?, YOUR GOING TO TAKE US TO THEM NOW!"

All three of them nodded at this statement and brandished their weapons at the pirates causing them to step back somewhat. Flatulence with his hands still in the air, replied,

"OK....OK...we will take you to them....just don't kill us, we was only following orders ye know...it's what we do. We don't mean any harm...just lookin to have a bit of fun with the lasses, that's all mates."

Willo, shook his weapon at Flatulence indicating for them to get into the boat, once the pirates were in, the guys piled in settled down and ordered the pirates to row towards the big ship. The boat was pretty crowded what with the centaur and all, the water was close to the top of the boat. Flatulence looked at everyone and said,

"Look if ye don't want to be shark bait, don't tip the boat. He watched as his men took up the paddles exclaiming, Row mateys Row!"
 
Kira and Captain Plank!

“WOW he is BIG AGAIN.” Kira thought and “I must be better than Petelia” so she reached up and started to stroke the sides of the throbbing cock … as he continued to thrust his cock in and out of her mouth. His hands on her head. “MMMMMM” The Captain moaned … as his went deeper into her mouth. Slipping down her throat … and She was not gagging on it.

He closed his eyes enjoying the feeling … as he pumped his cock in and out of her mouth. Then he shoved even more deeply until her face bumped against his balls.

“OH This Maiden’s throat is as deep as davey jones locker!” He moaned As Kira was also licking at the shaft's tip when he pulled out… and sucking on that wonderful cock when he thrust it in. When her lips reached his scrotum, the captain groaned deeply. Kira was an excellent cock sucker!

Captain Plank was enjoying this encounter … but knew he also needed to please Kira …so cleverly he reached down to her excited nipples … and pinched and twisted them. Kira squealed in pleasure …

He kept pumped himself in and out of her mouth several times, and then he pulled back so only the cockhead was in her mouth. She flicked her tongue across the tip. She licked the shaft and tugged furiously on it. The captain pinched her nipples harder …as Kira gasped … her body twitching in joy …Kira had excited herself while watching Petelia and now was helplessly to prevent her approaching enormous orgasm. She moaned with horny excitement. As she spread her legs … so Petelia could see her pussy twitching … and jerking, when suddenly she arched her back …as her pussy exploded in orgasm ….an awesome amounts of pussy juice shower down from her twitching cunt.

Kira's orgasm erupted with such force that the Captain lower pants were soaked in cunt juice. He had never seen any female cum so much. The sight and smell of her release, coupled with Kira tongue's expert attention to his giant member and the feel of her hard sensitive nipples in his hands, made Captain Plank erupt like a rocket in her mouth. His tip surged in her throat again and again, splatting red-hot jets of semen against the roof of her throat, nearly choking her on the thickness of it before it trickled down past her uvula to her stomach.

He groaned as he deposited the remainder of his load deep into her body. When he pulled out of her mouth a thick viscous smear clung between his tip and her lips. He looked into her eyes as she wiped it clean. Kira’s performance was masterful and Petelia who had been watching knew it. Kira had out done her by a long shot!

In the jollyboat …“a sing along?”

The pirates pulled on the oars began to sing
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

It was a jaunty tune and soon the Flatulence joined in and changed the verse.
Row, row, row your boat
gently towards the ship
merily, merily, merily, merily
Captain’s going to use the whip!"

Cyllarus loved to sing and he too joined in to
Row, row, row your boat
gently towards the pi-rats
merily, merily, merily, merily
The rescue sex is world class!"

Flatulence changed the verse again.
Roll roll roll your hoe
fuck her till she screams,
bust a nut, and slap her butt,
fuck til she creams

Korinthos added his own verse
Fuck Fuck Fuck a Cow
Fuck her till she moo’s
Ram your cock up her cunt
But don’t do it so she is abused.

Willo had to join in to with the last verse …
Fuck, fuck, fuck the dryads
Screw the busty witch
merily, merily, merily, merily
Rescue them without a hitch

By the time the jollyboat reached the pirate ship everyone on the boat was good friends. They all climbed up the rope ladders to include Korinthos, Willo and Cylllarus. Willo spoke to the pirates on the deck.

“Ok everyone … there is no need for any fighting. We just want our women back!” He explained.
 
"Willo, I am going to kill you!" Korinthos whispered to the centaur while they were dancing. It worked, however, and soon the pirates came ashore for them. At first, one of them tried to woo them, but they soon became intolerable, and the three took the host,a long with the pirates. The pirates led them back, but during the ride they all really became friends, through singing and talking. Once they reached the main boat, it seemed like they wild get Kira, Petelia, and Iola back without a fight.

But Jack had heard them come aboard, and he peeked out on the brig. Seeing the Minotaur, centaur, and satyr, he began to panic. What if they prevented the spell from taking place! He had to get Iola to do it as soon as possible. He checked the time, and, thankfully, it was almost midnight. Just five more minutes.

"Iola, five more minutes until midnight. I will get the blood and fur," he told her, trying to keep the panic out of his voice. He went to Black Spot, took some fur,mans then took out a knife.

"Now listen, I need some blood, okay? Please, don't resist, it will only make it harder," Jack told his friend. The dog nodded, and Jack made a light scratch, and collected the blood onto his hand. By now, it was two minutes to midnight.
 
Transformers (oops not those kind silly!)

Iola said “it is time” and without warning, she waved her hand over the cell door and it swung open. Jack watched with his mouth open. “Yes” Iola said answer his unspoken question “I could have gotten out of this cell at anytime”

She grabbed an empty cup off the wall and poured the items and liquids into it. She then waved her a hand over it. The mixture began to boil. There was a strong smell of bitter-sweet coming from the cup. Jack almost thought it was a mix of ash and berries, it smelled absolutely hideous. Iola spoke a few more magical words and a greenish-brown froth bubbled up in the cup. She smelled the stuff and smiled

“Do you want some?” She asked Jack.

"No. Thank you," Jack said, barely containing his revulsion.

She placed the cup on the ground near the dog. “I know it smells bad … but you’ll need to drink it” The dog sniffed it … and then lapped it up as Iola chanted more magic spells.

A glow appeared around the dog and it grew stronger. The dog’s body started to change … reform … the changes sweeping over the dog’s body. The room got cold … as what felt like a cool wave, broke over the two people watching the spell work.

A fog surrounded the dog … and a rough shape could be seen … more human like … moving shifting. It had a chest and hips … a head … with hair… then arms could be made out and legs … then the glow faded … and the fog cleared ... revealing! …
 
Black Bart heard a big commotion on deck, thinking he better check it out, he made his way up the steep stairwell popping his head up through the hatch just as a deep voice shouted,

“Ok everyone … there is no need for any fighting. We just want our women back!”

Quickly climbing up Bart saw that they were being invaded, and by great big hunky creatures, he said, (Ehhhhhhh !) and quickly shouted to the crew,

"TO ARMS....TO ARMS....COME ON MATEYS....TO ARMS!

The Minotaur, Saytr, and Centaur lined themselves up on the side of the deck. The six crew that had come with them, stayed to the side, as the rest of the crew swiftly got their weapons out and lined up with Bart.

Below deck, a roar was heard, making everyone look in the direction of the hatch. Bart grimaced, (Oh oh... there is going to be hell to pay for this, .......we haven't had an invasion on our ship in like.......forever!)

They all waited, eyeing each other up and down all trying to look ferocious.


MEANWHILE;

Kira wasn't too pleased with the cocky look on Petelia's face, and her comment of,

“That was a nice fuck, Captain!!”

She had just been about to jump off the cot and take her turn at the Captain again when she heard some shouting above deck. The Captain growled,

"Blimey, what the hell is going on now?, can't a man have a little fun without the whole damn ship fallin apart?

He quickly threw his trousers on and made his way out of the cabin roaring his annoyance as he made his way upwards thinking, ( Damn them all to hell and back!) He shouted,

"ARRRRR! Ye swabs better have something important to interrupt me entertainment like this!

As soon as Plank left the cabin, Kira and Petelia quickly donned their robes again, Kira sneaked over to the door and poked her head out whispering,

"The coast is clear, let's get out of here!"

With Petelia hanging onto her arm the two of them, silently followed the enraged Captain. They could hear all the roaring that was coming out of the Captain as he emerged onto the deck. Suddenly a thought came to Petelia, she whispered,

"Kira what about Iola? We have to help her escape!"

That stopped Kira making Petelia bump into her. She looked down at the little dryad and said,

"Of course, how could we forget Iola...you know sometimes you're pretty smart....let's go get her!"

They turned towards the brig, hoping that Iola was alone and they would be able to open the door.
 
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Flatulence Gaspasser, peace maker or greenhouse gas producer?

It was going to be epic. Like something you read in one of the stories about heroes battling evil pirates. This was going to be the most fantastic, amazing, audacious sword fight ever witnessed. … The Minotaur, Satyr, and Centaur were on one side. Their weapons out and ready. On the other side was the rest of the crew with evil Bart in the lead. The six crew member from the jollyboat had not chosen a side yet, but had pulled their weapons out and armed themselves.

Then something so horrible, so terrible, so ghastly and shockingly grisly happened that everyone eyes went wide in sheer terror. It was as if each of them were about to face a hideous death by being crushed by tons of rocks, burned alive by fire, frozen by icy-water, and shocked by 10,000 volts of electricity!

When Flatulence gets nervous … like right before a big sword battle … his bowels loosen and relax. This combined with the hot beans he had eaten for lunch … and you get a deadly concoction. That potent mixture erupted from his anus sending shock waves across the water. He ripped a HUGE fart … like that which no one has ever witnessed before!

Everyone on deck scrambled to get clear of the stink cloud! Many were not quick enough. A crew member next to Flatulence passed out when the fumes hit him and fell to the deck. It would take an hour to revive him from this comatose state!

The butt-gas … was particularly lingering and sharp in smell … "A hot fart" to use less scientific terms. Flatulence said “Thar I blow …” then he sniffed the air and added “WOW … that was a spicy one!”

Most of the crew was down wind of the half-orc … and the smell made them gasp for air, their eyes watering. There was gagging, chocking and one person was nauseated by the vapors. The battle was over before it began. But Willo, Korinthos, and Cyllarus were not safe either …

“OH BY THE GODS” Cyllarus wheezed, trying not to breathe in the fumes … he galloped for safety and leaped atop the wheel house knocking the helms man over the side. Willo went vertical, using his powerful leg to jump up into the rigging. He frantically climbed away from the reeking stench.

Sorry I need to stop with the narrative to provide you this Breaking News – It has been confirmed that this fart was the second* smelliest fart in the history of the world! Congratulation to Flatulence Gaspasser and his colon for this accomplishment!

*Flatulence Gaspasser held the 6th stinkiest and loudest fart in the world. This had been documented by peeling paint samples and eyewitness accounts.

The fart took the fight out of both sides … and had scattered all the forces when Captain Plank walked upon the main deck. Only Flatulence was there … everyone else was in the rigging, passed out … or on outer railing of the ship trying to stay clear of the smell.
 
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As Plank made his way to the deck, he knew something ominous of epic proportions had occurred. His eyes started to tear copiously causing him to dig out his white lace hankie and wipe his eyes as he stomped over to where some of the men were still standing but looking like they were in extreme distress. He glanced around as he moved, trying to hold his breath. Blowing his nose, he shouted,

"BLIMEY...TO HELL AND BACK...WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. AND DON'T TELL ME IT'S ALL FLATULENCE'S FAULT!"

That is when to his dismay he saw, a satyr up in the rigging hanging on with one hand while holding his nose with the other. Plank's eyes then spied a huge centaur in the wheel house, the helmsman was no where to be seen. His face started to turn beet red as he coughed into his hankie, then he saw the Minotaur....over by the rails....rear high in the air.....puking his guts out. Plank turned towards Flatulence, who looked a bit sheepish and roared,

YE BILGE SUCKING RAT, YE HAVE EARNED THE "CAT" THIS TIME FOR SURE AND PROBABLY A TRIP TO DAVEY JONES' LOCKER TO BOOT!

But before he could go on, he ended up running over to rail beside the heaving Minotaur and lost all the good food he and the dryads had consumed just a short while ago. When he had no more to give, he turned around looking aside at the pale Minotaur not two feet away from his and breathlessly said,

"Alright ...alright...we better take a time out....get our sea legs back.....and then I want some kind of meeting...so as to figure out a peaceful outcome to this....this....DISASTER! Gangway, I must get some clean air!"

He wobbled his way back down below deck...hoping the gals were still in his cabin, thinking, (I wouldn't want their pretty little noses to suffer from that unspeakable stench.)

As he made his way to his cabin he could hear a lot of moaning from above, he shook his head, all the while hanging onto the walls for support. Suddenly through his tearful eyes he saw the three women coming up from the brig. Stopping he hailed them saying,

"My Beauties, if ye value your lives, don't go up on deck, I promise you ...ye will regret it!"

He didn't wait, but continued on to his cabin opened the door crossed over to his cot and fell face down onto it with a groan.
 
Jack was astonished. Amazed. Absolutely dumbfounded, he had been very doubtful of the fact that it would actually work. He had almost given up hope entirely. But when he actually saw the transformation, and aw his friend, who he hadn't seen as a human in years, he knew he should have never doubted the witch.

The man standing before Jack was on his hands and knees. Upon noticing his feet and legs, he slowly stood up, as if it was a dream, and began moving around his new limbs. He faced Jack. He had always been more handsome than Jack, with his spiky black hair and his rugged good looks! you could say. He always had an aura, so to speak, surrounding him that he was living life to the fullest. A kind of alpha male sort of thing a well. All the women had always fallen for him. He had left many a broken heart. Including the witch that had cursed.

"Is this real?" he asked him. Jack nodded, tears welling in his eyes. At long last, his fiend had returned. Upon seeing Jack nod, his face went from confused to boundlessly joyful.

"At long last! I am human! The curse has been broken! Yes, at last!" he cried, his arms waving in the air. It was then that he noticed Iola, in the cell. His expression changed from joyful to suave and cool. He cleared his throat, and it instantly knew what he meant. Gee, years of being a dog, and he was flirting with the First Lady he saw.

"Oh, this is Iola. Iola, this is Jake." Jack had always hated how their names were so similar. It bothered him, because they were nothing alike, really. Jake was always "getting it down" with the ladies, but Jack was more reserved. Overall, Jake was living his life like today was his last day on Earth. If he saw an opportunity to have fun, he took it. Being a dog, he had changed, but now, as a person, he was back to his hold self. The self that Jack loved like a brother so to speak.

"Well then, hello, Iola," he said to her, smoothly and with a flashy smile. He was leaning on the bars, coming closer to her, when Jack heard the door to the brig open and close. He turned and saw the two dryads. Upon explaining to him the situation, and how they planned to escape with their saviors. He nodded, still a bit in shock with what had just transpired, and they began walking. Once they left, Jake was on his case.

"Jack, why did you let them go? We should go with them! I am tired of being on this ship! And besides, I haven't been laid for a good two years!" he scolded Jack. Seeing the wisdom in Jake's reasoning, he went after the ladies, but when he opened the door, he saw they were talking to Captain Plank. Jack immediately closed the door to a crack, much to Jake's dismay.

"What are you doing? You're letting them get away!" He whispered to him, knowing that they should be quiet, for whatever reason. Jack pointed to the crack, and Jake looked through it. He saw the Captain, and a dawn of understanding passed his face. He nodded, and they both remained quiet, waiting to see what would happen.
 
“So that is the deal … “ Iola said to Captain “take it or leave it”

“Ye Sea Sirens are all like … blow in here like a gale … and toss us sea captains around!” The Captain said then a smile appeared on his face “We’ll sail to Port Killee … on the other side on the mountains. Me crew … will be extra charming” He said as he bowed taking his hat off

Standing back up he added “We’ll need to get some supplies at Port Tyr … is that acceptable?” He asked.

“I don’t see why I should burn your ship to the waterline … over getting supplies” Iola said and the captain did not have anymore questions.

“It is settled … We’ll go tell our rescuers!” Iola said turning and leaving the captain’s cabin with Kira and Petelia in tow.

Captain Plank started to sing softly to himself, he was total enchanted by Iola … a strong powerful beautiful witch with big breasts … just his type! The song he was singing “Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!”
 
Kira, Petelia and Iola made their way back up to the deck, ( they were no pirates and barely knew the poop from the yardarm!) As they climbed up on deck, the reek hit all three of them like a brick wall. They staggered around, with one arm out and one hand to their noses, trying to breath out of their mouths. It didn't help much, both dryads barely made it to the rails before loosing their lunch, after which they continued to gag and cough, tears streaming down their cheeks. Then they spotted Iola, she seemed to have passed out and was lying beside the main mast with Korinthos bending over in great concern. He patted her hand and looked into her pale face, muttering,

"Oh Iola, are you all right? Wake up...wake up."

Petelia looked up pointed her shaky arm upwards and said,

"Look, there is Willo up in the ropes or rigging or whatever you call them, ...she cried Willo....we are over here!"

Kira looked up seeing the nimble Willo making his way down to the deck, then from the corner of her eye she spied Cyllarus on top of the wheel house. She waved her hand for him to come over to them. A breeze from the west had sprung up and was carrying the worst of the fumes to sea. After a few minutes everyone was breathing easier, and wiping the tears from their eyes.

Iola was coming around to Korinthos relief. He helped her up putting his arm around her before guiding her over to the dryads, Willos and Cyllarus. Once together Iola told everyone, (well the dryads already knew all about it), but the others didn't , so she related all the details of her bargain with the Captain, adding,

"So it looks like we are off to Port Tyr for supplies first."

The six of them then turned towards the crew and waited.

Meanwhile, Black Bart had been quietly beating Flatulence over the head with his handy dandy belaying pin, hissing,

"Arrrr.....what're ye tryin to do? Kill us all? ye swab, Captain's gonna make ye walk the plank for his one....mark me words!"

So that is how it stood, the crew waited for Captain's orders, and Kira and her friends waited to see that the Captain kept his bargain. Iola filled the guys in on Jack and his man/dog Jake, while Petelia stuck her finger in her mouth and thought about the handsome new guy on the block.

Captain Plank made his way up to the deck singing softly to himself,

“Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!”

Once on deck he straightened himself out, shouted the new directions they were to take, watched as the crew scurried about like ants, then he spied his love, waved and winked at Iola like a love sick puppy.
 
It was astonishing to watch as a few words from Captain Plank and the crew quickly went about their tasks as if it was perfectly natural for the ship to have three beautiful women and a centaur, satyr, and minotaur on it. Slowly the ship turned into the wind (they also picked up anyone which had fallen overboard from the gas incident) and headed towards Port Tyr for supplies.

“A well-disciplined crew” Iola commented.

“Yes” Cyllarus agreed.

“Maybe our little group could learn something from their example … before we face a fire breathing monster?” Iola added with a raised eyebrow

“What do you mean?” Cyllarus asked.

Iola answered loud enough so everyone in the group could hear her “Well … in order to free Buttercup Goldenfrost from Valoor the charrer, the devourer … the great dark green dragon … maybe people should focus on standing guard correctly … clearly an area correctly …and NOT thinking with their loins all the time!”

“Ohhhh … I think I understand” Cyllarus said. “I’m sorry I let everyone down, I’ll try to do better” He added.

Iola was not sure what Cyllarus was talking about but it was good to hear him say he would try to do better.

“I also need to say sorry to everyone … my illusions with the penis snakes … was stupid. I created a situation where the pirates could capture us easily. I’ll also try to do better” Iola admitted.

Willo punched Cyllarus “told you … your cock was not going to fall off!”

In the background, Captain Plank was still singing his song as he took the helm of the ship and steered towards Port Tyr.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me.
A pirate’s wife is a happy wife
Drink up me hearties, yo ho A rollickin', frolickin', brawllickin' wife
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
 
Captain Plank was happily singing his song, when he waved ol Black Bart over. Bart flew to the Captain's side, not wanting him to wait one minute. Wringing his hands nervously he asked,

" Captain, what be ye wanting from me?"

While steering the ship, but keeping an eye on the bountious Iola, Plank whispered,

"I want ye to break out me special "Grog", ye know the one, in me treasure chest in me cabin. I want ye to give it to our esteemed guests, especially yonder Beauty with the giant boobs.?

He chuckled and licked his lips, just imagining what delights she would be soon giving him....as his wife! Dismissing Bart with the flick of his hand he started to hum his song again.

Bart nodded is head backing away before quickly shuffling off,

"Eye Cap'n right away sir...."

On his way, Bart waved his hand to Flatulence, to come with him below decks. Putting their heads together, Bart informed Flatulence,

"Cap'n wants to entertain our good "Guests" with some of his special "grog"...does ye know what I means?" Flatulence nodded his head knowingly, so Bart continued, "OK...so we be needing 5...no 6 drinking cups....ye go fetch em while I be getting the "Grog"....and be quick about it ye scurvy dog."

In no time at all, the two hands (crew) were back on deck with the cups and "Grog." Bart glanced at the Captain, who nodded his head to proceed. Putting on his best smile...showing his blackened teeth Bart walked over to the small group holding out the bottle,

"Well me mateys...the Cap'n wants to seal the deal, so he wants me to pass around his fine "Grog."

He smiled his toothy smile again as he nodded for Flatulence (who couldn't keep his eyes off of Iola's luscious boobs), to pass the wooden cups around. Giving everyone a generous portion, especially Iola, Bart smiled again before making his way over to the Captain, who then pretended to have some of the "Grog" himself. He watched as the group emptied their cups, before whispering for Bart to refill them again. All the while smiling and waving his cup around.
 
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It was of coarse magic grog … similar to the magic wine, the Captain had used earlier only in a more concentrated form. As soon as Iola had one cup … her pussy was on fire … she had the strong desire for a good hard fuck. Based upon the glow in both Kira’s, and Petelia’s eyes they felt the same way. So in this aspect the Captain’s plan had worked out perfectly.

He had, however, made one small mistake. The grog had also been consumed by Willo, Cyllarus, and Korinthos. Now normally, the effect of the magic grog on males was to allow them to fuck for hours and cum multiple times. But for Centaurs, Minotaurs, and Satyrs, who already could fuck for hours and cum multiples times … it was to put them in a very “horny” mood.

So as the Captain and the pirate crew watched in horror (and some amazement at the size of those massive things!) … three massive erections sprang out from Willo, Cyllarus and Korinthos!! This was like waving a “1/2 off shoe prices sign” in front of the ladies! Their mouths were watering and suddenly Iola was kissing Cyllarus, Kira was stroking Willo’s cock and Petelia was rubbing her tits in Korinthos’ face.

The crew realized almost right away they would not be able to separate a raging bull, stallion and stag … from their mates! Flatulence’s comment to Bart was typical for the crew.

“Ensign Bart … Looks like we are in for one hell of an ORGY!” He grinned … taking a swig from the grog bottle himself and dropping his pants!
 
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