kitten's devilish desires

[silken_kitten]

True he is...but if you dont keep an eye on him he gets in the fridge...and god forbid he starts drinking.....even hell gets worried then

Hmmm.. I could leash him..

think that'll work?

I know I got a spare one somewhere
*ruts around the toys*

Hmmm guess I'll have to take the beer out of the fridge

No more drinking parties!!! Kitten doesn't drink!​

 

[silken_kitten]

So when does he become a devil man????

ahhh... When I've irritated him enough

he steps back on my toes then​

 

[Devil'sChild]

Hmmm.. I could leash him..

think that'll work?

I know I got a spare one somewhere
*ruts around the toys*

Hmmm guess I'll have to take the beer out of the fridge

No more drinking parties!!! Kitten doesn't drink!​

*hands you my spare*...it should

fine by me...the devil is alcohol free ...*shhh dont tell anyone*...people might think I cant raise hell anymore if I am sober..

 

[Devil'sChild]

ahhh... When I've irritated him enough

he steps back on my toes then​

*grins*..good to know...

just be careful those hooves can hurt

 

[silken_kitten]

*hands you my spare*...it should

fine by me...the devil is alcohol free ...*shhh dont tell anyone*...people might think I cant raise hell anymore if I am sober..

oooo... Devils leash

*snickers and twitches it waiting for the traveling devil*

Ahhh I've be toxin free since a baaaaad incident.. I was sick for a good three days...

 

[silken_kitten]

*grins*..good to know...

just be careful those hooves can hurt

so can claws

 

[Devil'sChild]

oooo... Devils leash

*snickers and twitches it waiting for the traveling devil*

Ahhh I've be toxin free since a baaaaad incident.. I was sick for a good three days...

Hand crafted ill have you know...it will work well for your needs...

I have been the same since I put on 10 pounds cause of it...*mutters under my breath....god damn calories in liquer*

 

[Devil'sChild]

so can claws

*wicked grin*..and here I thought my tongue was a lethal weapon

 

[silken_kitten]

Hand crafted ill have you know...it will work well for your needs...

I have been the same since I put on 10 pounds cause of it...*mutters under my breath....god damn calories in liquer*

hehe think he'll come out and play?

tricky bugger you know... says I keep missing him like this is his place and I just linger here. HMPH

Ahh... I think I lost five lbs that week... didn't have any desire for food.... nothing.. it was pretty bad... but I didn't scream take me to the hospital.. nooo I'm a stubborn one and just... sweat it out. I wasn't the brightest crayon in the box those days... and I never want to smell gold schlagger again!

 

[silken_kitten]

*wicked grin*..and here I thought my tongue was a lethal weapon

well.... thats an exception... nice warm muscles that slither, slather, and entice...

well thats just.. weak kneed crippling sort of weapon....

though you add a piercing *sticks out tongue*
and your in a whole new ball park of weapon

 

[Devil'sChild]

hehe think he'll come out and play?

tricky bugger you know... says I keep missing him like this is his place and I just linger here. HMPH

Ahh... I think I lost five lbs that week... didn't have any desire for food.... nothing.. it was pretty bad... but I didn't scream take me to the hospital.. nooo I'm a stubborn one and just... sweat it out. I wasn't the brightest crayon in the box those days... and I never want to smell gold schlagger again!

Nah he will wait till we are gone...he does the same thing in hell....

Good job...nothing like weight loss through hangovers......and jesus ...gold schlagger......no wonder you quit

 

[Devil'sChild]

well.... thats an exception... nice warm muscles that slither, slather, and entice...

well thats just.. weak kneed crippling sort of weapon....

though you add a piercing *sticks out tongue*
and your in a whole new ball park of weapon

I know it....it has produced those very same reactions when used...

I didnt think I would need a stud in a 6 inch tongue....I can pierce almost anything*wicked grin*

 

[silken_kitten]

Nah he will wait till we are gone...he does the same thing in hell....

Good job...nothing like weight loss through hangovers......and jesus ...gold schlagger......no wonder you quit

true.. he is a scardy cat *snickers*

Ehh.. think thats the only time I've lost weight in five years.. I stay pretty constant... and yeah.. gold schlagger.... half a bottle worth... was kicking back shots until someone just handed me a cup full of it... ewwww I'm getting shivers just remembering bleh.......

baaaaaaddddd

 

[silken_kitten]

I know it....it has produced those very same reactions when used...

I didnt think I would need a stud in a 6 inch tongue....I can pierce almost anything*wicked grin*

*snickers* Tease

and six inches.. from where to where..... *marvles looking at own tongue and ruler*

 

[Devil'sChild]

true.. he is a scardy cat *snickers*

Ehh.. think thats the only time I've lost weight in five years.. I stay pretty constant... and yeah.. gold schlagger.... half a bottle worth... was kicking back shots until someone just handed me a cup full of it... ewwww I'm getting shivers just remembering bleh.......

baaaaaaddddd

*laughs*...there will be hell to play for that comment

Not me....I lost 70 pounds 3 summers ago with a hard job...and even harder workout plan....but the liquer put back 10 of those...thats why I quit....

and my overindulgence was in Mexico..on well tequila.....*shudders*.

 

[Devil'sChild]

*snickers* Tease

and six inches.. from where to where..... *marvles looking at own tongue and ruler*

Never tease...just tempt...and from where is connects to the tip..

 

[silken_kitten]

*laughs*...there will be hell to play for that comment

Not me....I lost 70 pounds 3 summers ago with a hard job...and even harder workout plan....but the liquer put back 10 of those...thats why I quit....

and my overindulgence was in Mexico..on well tequila.....*shudders*.

I'm sure I will.. or he'll try to make me Key word is try

Ahh cutting off weight is always good.. just don't drop below the ideal limit then people get cranky! don't know why.

and Tequila... eeewwwwww

 

[haha_on_me]

now that sounds more like a kitten

fuzzy little annoyances....

though I'm not all that fuzzy come to think of it...

But are you an annoyance? hum, or just a little frisky? How about a tender vittle? hahaha

 

[silken_kitten]

Never tease...just tempt...and from where is connects to the tip..

okay... temptious devil it is...

hmmmm I got a lil tongue then *pout* but it's pierced and I know how to use it!

 

[silken_kitten]

But are you an annoyance? hum, or just a little frisky? How about a tender vittle? hahaha

Hmmm me an annoyance.. to some.. hehe

Frisky yes....

tender most deffinantly

and a vittle... well if that sort of thing suits your pallet

 

[haha_on_me]

*snickers* Tease

and six inches.. from where to where..... *marvles looking at own tongue and ruler*

Geez, that could make a guy jealous.

 

[haha_on_me]

Hmmm me an annoyance.. to some.. hehe

Frisky yes....

tender most deffinantly

and a vittle... well if that sort of thing suits your pallet

Well, I'm country folk, and vittles are what we eat. Did I really just say that?

 

[silken_kitten]

Geez, that could make a guy jealous.

No kidding I want one!!!

 

[silken_kitten]

Well, I'm country folk, and vittles are what we eat. Did I really just say that?

country folk huh....

so ... ahhh.. what do you have with her vittles.. chitlens?

and yes you did hehe

 

[haha_on_me]

country folk huh....

so ... ahhh.. what do you have with her vittles.. chitlens?

and yes you did hehe

You know you're country folk when you start looking at roadkill as a delicious meal. Ok, even I have to admit that, that was bad.