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kiwiwolf said:
Forget the Viagra man! Spray starch it and iron the wrinkles out. Works a treat. :D
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I could always suck the wrinkles out....................
 
kjtatts said:
Hey I'm awake - no need for foreplay. :p




Not that being awake REALLY matters..... :devil:
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*sigh*

Who would have thought there were two "perfect women for me" in world ;)
 
SilverShamrock said:
*snaps fingers* Guys? Guys? Put your drinks down - there's a better intoxicant over here. Who wants what? :devil: :devil:
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Hang on a minute mate... she's busy sucking wrinkles out. :D :devil:
 
SilverShamrock said:
*snaps fingers* Guys? Guys? Put your drinks down - there's a better intoxicant over here. Who wants what? :devil: :devil:
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*assumes the position and holds on tight*







LOL :p
 
kiwiwolf said:
Forget the Viagra man! Spray starch it and iron the wrinkles out. Works a treat. :D
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*grin*

Are you working on shaping your tool to achieve a better fit into it's natural scabbard?

kjtatts said:
I could always suck the wrinkles out....................
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:D

I like her plan better kw, what do you reckon?



And SilverShamrock, it's ladies choice as always..........;)
 
ozraven said:
*grin*

Are you working on shaping your tool to achieve a better fit into it's natural scabbard?
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ooh ooh ooh! Can I be the natural scabbard? LMAO


:D
 
SilverShamrock said:
God, I just showed my age *sigh*
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LOL... relax man... you're doing just fine. You don't hear KJ or any of the others complaining or giving you shit do ya? :cool:
 
kiwiwolf said:
LOL... relax man... you're doing just fine. You don't hear KJ or any of the others complaining or giving you shit do ya? :cool:
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Lol nah, and it's all good. I'm just used to people going "22?? omg no waaaaay man, no waay" (yeah, I hang out with stoners a lot. That's uni life for ya).
 
ozraven said:
*grin*

Are you working on shaping your tool to achieve a better fit into it's natural scabbard?



:D

I like her plan better kw, what do you reckon?



And SilverShamrock, it's ladies choice as always..........;)
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Raven, I've said it before and I'll say it again... you're a very wise and likeable man. :D
 
kjtatts said:
ooh ooh ooh! Can I be the natural scabbard? LMAO


:D
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Would that make you the ironing lady?

I have to say though, in all honesty, you have one of the most fuckable faces I have ever seen, and thus, perhaps, your "natural scabbard" is slightly more oval in shape........

Oops, that's one wet dream let out :D
 
kiwiwolf said:
Raven, I've said it before and I'll say it again... you're a very wise and likeable man. :D
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lol

I think it's the whole "kindred soul" thing my friend.........

Well that and sharing an excellent taste in chicks :p
 
SilverShamrock said:
Lol nah, and it's all good. I'm just used to people going "22?? omg no waaaaay man, no waay" (yeah, I hang out with stoners a lot. That's uni life for ya).
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You in Massey? I was in one of the biggest food fights in Massey history... was supposed to be lecturing on Army life and careers.
 
We seem to have forgotten somebody here guys ... kj's being left unattended.

Wait, what'm I saying??

*while the KW and raven chat, I sneak over to KJ, sling her over my shoulder, and carry her off to the lower North Island* hehehe
 
kiwiwolf said:
You in Massey? I was in one of the biggest food fights in Massey history... was supposed to be lecturing on Army life and careers.
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food fights? haven't heard about those ...

Yeah, I'm a Massey boy. Studying Linguistics (means I can make jokes about being all cunning in a few years).
 
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For a limited time only. And don't ask for fries with that 'cos you're not fucking getting them.
 
SilverShamrock said:
We seem to have forgotten somebody here guys ... kj's being left unattended.

Wait, what'm I saying??

*while the KW and raven chat, I sneak over to KJ, sling her over my shoulder, and carry her off to the lower North Island* hehehe
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Sorry there.............

KJ is not unattended................



:devil: :kiss:
 
SilverShamrock said:
Babe, you know it. *watches kj's butt wiggle* ohhh I am a SUCKER for a sexy arse
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You are.....? Hmmmmmmmmm.............. ;)
 
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