l33t sp33k?

[Impetus]

Anyone know where I can find a good english-l33t/l33t-english translator on the web? I've been looking for a while and have been unable to find any good ones.

-I

 

[lobito]

Please don't tell me that "adults" actually use that "language".

 

[Impetus]

Not so much use...but it's fun to look at, and it's important to be able to understand our l33t bretheren in the spirit of Internet connectivity and brotherhood.

-I

 

[coolr]

all i have to say is lllllaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee, even though that's just about as childish as l33t lol

 

[lobito]

Not so much use...but it's fun to look at, and it's important to be able to understand our l33t bretheren in the spirit of Internet connectivity and brotherhood.

-I

Wow, I really AM old!

How about doing a google.com search, surely you'll find that crap somewhere on there.

 

[naudiz]

1f u f1nd a l33t sp33k d1kshun4ry l3t m3 kn0w d00d s0 1 c4n f1gur3 0u+ wu+ 1m typ1ng

1 r00l!!!111

k thx

 

[KillerMuffin]

I've discovered that if I ignore the script kiddies long enough, they'll talk to me in English.

l33t sucks.

 

[Impetus]

1f u f1nd a l33t sp33k d1kshun4ry l3t m3 kn0w d00d s0 1 c4n f1gur3 0u+ wu+ 1m typ1ng

1 r00l!!!111

k thx

Translation: Good Sirrah, if you do indeed locate a respectable translatory tool, I would appreciate it if you informed me as well of it's location, so that I might futher understand the global and sociological implications of what I am typing.

I am a man of high social status.

Thank you

-I

 

[alexandraaah]

Someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on.

I feel like I just walked into the middle of "Naked Lunch."

 

[KillerMuffin]

y0u d0n+ w4n+ +0 n0 d24444h.

 

[alexandraaah]

y0u d0n+ w4n+ +0 n0 d24444h.

Lemme guess? The above says: you don't want to know.

or

You're so goddamn hot, take me right here, right now you sexy thang.

 

[naudiz]

1m3tus iz teh funnay h3 m4d3 m3 l4ff!!!11

Translation: I almost spewed water on my keyboard.

 

[Impetus]

Lemme guess? The above says: you don't want to know.

or

You're so goddamn hot, take me right here, right now you sexy thang.

Yeah...the second one.

-I

 

[Cibo]

| @m Z0 ub3r 7}{@7 n() 0n3 know5 w}{47 |n 7}{3 |-|3ll | 4m 7yp|ng!

 

[Private Vasquez]

shouldn't it be üb3r?

 

[Impetus]

| @m Z0 ub3r 7}{@7 n() 0n3 know5 w}{47 |n 7}{3 |-|3ll | 4m 7yp|ng!

Translation:

I am such an impressive denizen of the internet domain that not a single person is able to acurately translate my hastily-thrown-together parfait of words on page.

I can do l337-english, I just can't go the other way.

-I

 

[Cibo]

Translation:

I am such an impressive denizen of the internet domain that not a single person is able to acurately translate my hastily-thrown-together parfait of words on page.

I can do l337-english, I just can't go the other way.

-I

lol...there is a website that translates it for me. If I were to do it, it would take way to long. So I just use that website.

And no, I actully like Ewber instead of uber.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I can do l337-english, I just can't go the other way.

I think you gotta be a H4x0r or one that r0x0rs for that.

 

[alexandraaah]

Could someone just tell me what the fuck this is?

Then, after I'm unimpressed with that, wow me and tell me why such a language exists.

Then, after I'm unimpressed with that, go take a naughty picture and post it here.