Ladies help in creating an avator

[EroticKeys]

Hello Ladies,
I'd appreciate a little help in creating an avatar.
Here's what I'm looking for...
A photo of a computer key board
(either a regular key board or a laptop - please cover any logo with any of the items below)
The following items can be placed randomly on the key board:
(you may be able to overlap some items)
They do not have to all fit on the keyboard - the pantie. stocking, flower stem, rope, etc. can drape off the edge/corner of the key board.
1 - one pink sheer pantie
1 - hand cuffs or wrist cuffs - metal / fluffy pink / black leather
1 - blindfold - black
1 - a lace topped stocking - white or black
1 - vibrator or dildo
1 - rose or carnation - red or pink
1 - piece of 1/4 - 3/8 inch rope (12-15 inches should be enough - black or white)
You may want to take 3-4 photos with the items arranged in different places.
If you would like any other help/instructions. please e-mail me.
Thank you -- EroticKeys

 

[SweetErika]

Jeez, in all the time you spent typing out those instructions, you could have taken the avatar pic yourself!

Are you just too lazy to put some rope and a rose (carnations are just...tacky) on your keyboard and snap some pics, or what?

This isn't Personals or AmPics, FFS. This thread may go over better in one of those forums, but then again, they may also wonder if you're too lazy, dumb or pompous to create your own avatar.

 

[EroticKeys]

SweetErika,
Thanks for the first reply and your comments.
I'm not lazy. I have only one of the items on the list - the rope.
And being a male, I don't have any of the other items.
So I though maybe one of the ladies here might have some or most of these items and take a couple photos.

 

[SweetErika]

Your gender has nothing to do with 5 out of 7 of those items. It's not unusual at all for men to have toys, cuffs, blindfolds, roses or rope. In fact, if you're into those things enough to want an image of them to represent you, I'm shocked you don't already have them at your disposal.

Regardless, since you've been here for 5+ years and only have 23 posts, you should have ample time to get yourself a rose and/or other items next time you're out and about, then take the pic. That way, you'll be assured of getting the exact images you want and you won't be wasting anyone's time playing guessing games. The simplest reasonable solution is usually the best, you know?

Or is this actually an issue of you wanting to feel special and/or make connections by having women take pics for you, like, 'Hey, I could take the pics myself, but wouldn't it be cool if a woman or three thought I was awesome enough to put the effort into doing this for me? And hopefully I'll even meet a [cyber]sex partner in the process!' or similar?

 

[NippleMuncher]

23 posts in 5 years? Dude, using that average it's going to take you about 17 more years to get to the 100 post minimum before you can even have a avi. If you can't come up with all that crap on your own in that amount of time ...

Now, if I could only get to that illusive 1K post mark!

 

[fuckmeat]

23 posts in 5 years? Dude, using that average it's going to take you about 17 more years to get to the 100 post minimum before you can even have a avi. If you can't come up with all that crap on your own in that amount of time ...

Now, if I could only get to that illusive 1K post mark!

And what will your catchy tagline be when you do?

 

[NippleMuncher]

And what will your catchy tagline be when you do?

Well, if I can get you girls to gather up a pair of pink sheer panties, some handcuffs, a blindfold, and a piece of rope ...

 

[SweetErika]

Well, if I can get you girls to gather up a pair of pink sheer panties, some handcuffs, a blindfold, and a piece of rope ...

Here ya go:

TieMeUpWithPinkPanties

 

[NippleMuncher]

Here ya go:

TieMeUpWithPinkPanties

You do know how to tease me, don't you SweetE!

 

[EroticKeys]

It is interesting that many other thousands of Literotica members may have never enter the Forum section, nor even posted here. Yet, now that I have started to take an interest in this section of the website, that interest is to be scorned for having only 23 postings in 5 years. Is this judgmental? You be the judge. As to my request for assistance, there have also been a couple of judgmental relies, indicating these folks have some supernatural vast clairvoyant knowledge of my personality, financial situation, work ethic and social behavior. These remarks don’t deserve a reply. Here’s hoping you have a nice day.

 

[SweetErika]

It is interesting that many other thousands of Literotica members may have never enter the Forum section, nor even posted here. Yet, now that I have started to take an interest in this section of the website, that interest is to be scorned for having only 23 postings in 5 years. Is this judgmental? You be the judge. As to my request for assistance, there have also been a couple of judgmental relies, indicating these folks have some supernatural vast clairvoyant knowledge of my personality, financial situation, work ethic and social behavior. These remarks don’t deserve a reply. Here’s hoping you have a nice day.

Lighten up!

No one is scorning your interest in the forums. I was just saying that your post count indicates you'll have plenty of time to create an avatar.

We can only go on what you write. You came in and asked people to do something you could presumably do yourself quite easily. Who doesn't have a digital camera or at least a webcam these days? If you don't, you should have stated that in your OP and you might want to consider getting one - they're really inexpensive now.

If you're offended by my/our replies, perhaps this forum isn't the right place for you, and you'd be better off sticking to the Playground or finding another site that doesn't hold free speech in high regard.

 

[NippleMuncher]

X2 what SweetE said.

 

[blade_rocknut]

wow. Did all that just happen?

 

[thefishfryer]

wow. Did all that just happen?

You were sleepwalking