Lesbian Porn & Erotica
I love the *real* lesbian/bi women porn and erotica, but hate the crap that the little het boys keep putting out there. I'm also into butchier women, which means I'll never find what I'm looking for in the mainstream. Femme or butch, I want queer women to look and feel the part, not watch some disinterested 44D (shudder) heterosexual hairspray queen try and eviscerate her "lover" with 1" nails. I love the pentration stuff, works wonders for me. And I've got my "wanna be be well and truly fucked" moods just as much as I crave the slower, romantic scenes and intimacy. I love reading the stuff on here although for me, it's got to be well-written or I can't enjoy it. And being 35, I'm more than a little tired of always coming up with stories of women more than a decade younger than me. I see the words "college" in the first paragraph, and I bail.
I also can't stand looking at "boy parts" (which I don't identify as being remotely related to sex toys) but I also seem to have this fascination with gay male porn, which I still haven't figured out. Or felt the need to. I'm just careful who I tell it to. I've had men tell me that if I'm using a dildo or vibrator that all I really want is a cock... I usually respond with "if that were true, and a cock were a cock, then a warm hole's just a hole and you should be out there fucking some gay boy's ass". That turns them green. Usually shuts them up for about 0.4 seconds, too, while I make my laughing getaway.
Peace, PaganDyke.
PS: I also love the fact that there are differently themed stories on here -
it used to be that you could only find the "I love you let's make love" porn/stories and it was a little boring, truth be told. I have those moments too, but it's nice having a choice.
PPS: I hate the term "making love". Makes me cringe.
PPPS: Okay, I know I'm pushing my luck here and I'm still talking, but if I'm in an "instant gratification" mood, and I'm reading the harder stuff, I want a cunt to be called a cunt not some nice fluffy safe name. After all, me and my lovers have cunts, and I personally think they rock.
I love the *real* lesbian/bi women porn and erotica, but hate the crap that the little het boys keep putting out there. I'm also into butchier women, which means I'll never find what I'm looking for in the mainstream. Femme or butch, I want queer women to look and feel the part, not watch some disinterested 44D (shudder) heterosexual hairspray queen try and eviscerate her "lover" with 1" nails. I love the pentration stuff, works wonders for me. And I've got my "wanna be be well and truly fucked" moods just as much as I crave the slower, romantic scenes and intimacy. I love reading the stuff on here although for me, it's got to be well-written or I can't enjoy it. And being 35, I'm more than a little tired of always coming up with stories of women more than a decade younger than me. I see the words "college" in the first paragraph, and I bail.
I also can't stand looking at "boy parts" (which I don't identify as being remotely related to sex toys) but I also seem to have this fascination with gay male porn, which I still haven't figured out. Or felt the need to. I'm just careful who I tell it to. I've had men tell me that if I'm using a dildo or vibrator that all I really want is a cock... I usually respond with "if that were true, and a cock were a cock, then a warm hole's just a hole and you should be out there fucking some gay boy's ass". That turns them green. Usually shuts them up for about 0.4 seconds, too, while I make my laughing getaway.
Peace, PaganDyke.
PS: I also love the fact that there are differently themed stories on here -
it used to be that you could only find the "I love you let's make love" porn/stories and it was a little boring, truth be told. I have those moments too, but it's nice having a choice.
PPS: I hate the term "making love". Makes me cringe.
PPPS: Okay, I know I'm pushing my luck here and I'm still talking, but if I'm in an "instant gratification" mood, and I'm reading the harder stuff, I want a cunt to be called a cunt not some nice fluffy safe name. After all, me and my lovers have cunts, and I personally think they rock.