Ladies Only

[JohnnySavage]

Without violating any of the rules of secrecy of the World-Wide Conspiracy of Females...

What do women want?


I've been wondering that for a while now.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Other than a smack in the face.

 

[dolf]

damn you!

 

[StrayKat]

I will have coffee.
Black, no sugar please.

 

[bluebell]

Donuts. Always donuts.

The chocolate kind.

 

[JohnnySavage]

damn you!

As you well know, Johnny is a tender lover.

 

[nowisthetime]

A sandwich between Johhny and that y-mx+b algebra guy

 

[pink]

A good dirty man.

 

[StrayKat]

You shouldnt have made the thread Ladies Only you know.

I dont really come on Lit for the ladies, ok maybe some special ones

 

[cessyful]

a sexy, naughty and lovable man
also 70% dark chocolate

 

[Laurel]

Some who will listen. And talk. And pick out good movies. And make me laugh. And who loves me.

Everything else is just icing.

 

[Mischka]

• A mascara that thickens, but does not clump, my lashes.
  
• A thorough full body massage, which includes working on the muscles in my pecs. Not in a happy-ending way, but in a I've-been-weightlifting-all-week-and-my-muscles-are-sore-damnit way. Americans are so overly cautious about touching anything below the collar bone.
• For the phrase "Don't be a pussy" to die a swift death, with anyone who utters it finding their throats suddenly constricted most uncomfortably. Men get a small flick on the balls and they double over and whimper in pain. Our cunts, on the other hand, are designed to take a pounding and bounce back for more. So go ahead and be a pussy. It's a good thing.

 

[dolf]

As you well know, Johnny is a tender lover.

I did tender, back in 95. maybe i'll do it again someday.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I'm shocked it took 12 posts before make up was mentioned

 

[MeekMe]

A good laugh and a fantastic orgasm. It can be in any order.

 

[Laurel]

• A mascara that thickens, but does not clump, my lashes.
  

Try this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w-B-_7q6NI

 

[horny8191988]

• A mascara that thickens, but does not clump, my lashes.
  
  
• For the phrase "Don't be a pussy" to die a swift death, with anyone who utters it finding their throats suddenly constricted most uncomfortably. Men get a small flick on the balls and they double over and whimper in pain. Our cunts, on the other hand, are designed to take a pounding and bounce back for more. So go ahead and be a pussy. It's a good thing.

Ditto.

Good wine is also a nice thing to have.

And chocolate. Women don't typically turn down chocolate.

 

[Fata Morgana]

In life or from men?

 

[parodyluvr75]

From a man: Attentive ear, kind manner, loyalty, worship, stamina, good ego and no whining.

From life: a better job, a new place to live, some good luck and a lobster dinner.

 

[Lorilei]

Donuts. Always donuts.

The chocolate kind.

Cream-filled.

 

[Amberchgo]

Without violating any of the rules of secrecy of the World-Wide Conspiracy of Females...

What do women want?


I've been wondering that for a while now.

To be treated like a Goddess. Well, that might just be me ...

 

[StrayKat]

I know what... who.... I want.

I am just not allowed to say it in public.

 

[nowisthetime]

Seriously.....

I'm not too complex, just don't fuck with my feelings. Stick to your words.

 

[bluebell]

Cream-filled.

Damn skippy.

 

[yossi]

It depends upon the day.