Ladies what do you call it?

Cunt is way worse than saying fuck in polite company here in my part of Canada. WAY worse. But I noticed my Newfy friend seems quite comfortable using it. So... your mileage may vary but I'd be careful with it.

I generally use dick or cock interchangeably for penis. Sometimes wang, when in politer company, and 'thing' when in really polite company or with kids around, y'know.

For vagina? Cooch! Cooch is the go-to word. Not the 'I'm writing erotica word', but the 'I'm casually talking about my cooch and its coochy issues with other women' word. Pussy or vagina otherwise. 'Bits' if say with kids around. You know? Girl bits, guy thing? Yeah. ^_^

Seriously, though, I'm pretty much 80% likely to call it a cooch, blame my sister. I don't have ANY friends who'd freak out over cock and pussy though, I guess when I was younger maybe, but we all seem to have come to a point where it's like, yeah, whatever, call a dick a dick. If someone pegged me as a sex maniac over that I'd... liberally raise my eyebrows at them and say 'ejaculate' over and over again until they died from a cheek hemorrhage.
 
I usually say dick or cock when I'm with my friends, and vag or vagina. I say pussy sometimes too, but usually I reserve that for the bedroom.
 
Ladies......at the risk of embarrassing myself while with some lady friends. What do you call a penis when you are with other girls? What do you call a vagina while with other girls.......do you use cock, dick, pussy, cunt or the anatomical names.

That said, if a guy is with you and the topic comes up, what names do you prefer he use for a vagina, penis? It may vary depending on age and the social situation...I get that. I am only 21 so the vocabulary may be different than someone older than me. I am just curious and of course I don't want to get a girl upset by being too vulgar and on the other hand don't want to sound like a naïve kid by using the anatomical names. I appreciate your honest suggestions!

I'm in my 30s and to this day I still can not use the word "pussy". I hate it, hate it, hate it. Honestly, cunt sounds better than pussy, although I won't use that word either. Usually I'll refer to her as "her" or "she" when I'm with my man. At the doctors I'll say"vagina", and with friends, well this topic is not one we talk about. For the penis, in conversation I'll say tallywhacker or something comical to keep the conversation light. When I'm with my guy, I'll call it a cock.
 
I'm in my 30s and to this day I still can not use the word "pussy". I hate it, hate it, hate it. Honestly, cunt sounds better than pussy, although I won't use that word either. Usually I'll refer to her as "her" or "she" when I'm with my man. At the doctors I'll say"vagina", and with friends, well this topic is not one we talk about. For the penis, in conversation I'll say tallywhacker or something comical to keep the conversation light. When I'm with my guy, I'll call it a cock.

Slight sidebar:

When ever I hear "tallywhacker", I think of the Banana Boat song.

Not because of the phallic banana, but because of the "Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana" part.

:D
 
My mother was raised by a Victorian, and never really moved much beyond that model. "Tallywhacker" was as close as she ever got to admitting the existence of something "down there." I rebelled: cocks and cunts are fine by me.
 
All depends...

Va-jay-jay works most of the time, depends on the conversation. Same for dick, prick, cock... I try to keep things comfortable for the people I am talking to.
 
I'm in my 30s and to this day I still can not use the word "pussy". I hate it, hate it, hate it. Honestly, cunt sounds better than pussy, although I won't use that word either. Usually I'll refer to her as "her" or "she" when I'm with my man. At the doctors I'll say"vagina", and with friends, well this topic is not one we talk about. For the penis, in conversation I'll say tallywhacker or something comical to keep the conversation light. When I'm with my guy, I'll call it a cock.
I loved this reply.. when my husband and I want to include sex talk in public we talk about HER needing HIM...
 
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