Lamest Break up lines.

[Angel]

My favorite one of all time is when they say.


"................."

 

[XXplorher]

Hey Zander, I know this is off subject - but is everything ok with 'Pandora' (Liz). She was pretty deep in the coffin last I spoke to her (several months), and I gave it to her the hard way. (Tried to slap her alive). Never heard from her; I don't see her around the board; and I tried to access a website of hers, no longer updated.

Don't tell her I asked (otherwise my original message will be compromised), but could ya let me know she's alive? Thanks, man.

 

[Xander]

Hey Zander, I know this is off subject - but is everything ok with 'Pandora' (Liz). She was pretty deep in the coffin last I spoke to her (several months), and I gave it to her the hard way. (Tried to slap her alive). Never heard from her; I don't see her around the board; and I tried to access a website of hers, no longer updated.

Don't tell her I asked (otherwise my original message will be compromised), but could ya let me know she's alive? Thanks, man.

I spoke to her under a months ago.
Rest asured, she's fine. Just working hard and has relocated.

 

[XXplorher]

Veddy goodt. Thanks.

And my aplogies for mispelling your name above, eh.