Lance

[Hypoxia]

Not a clue.

Seen some time back scrawled on the wall of a mens room in a restaurant at Hollywood & Vine:

My mother made me a homosexual.​

Underneath that was written:

If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?​

Maybe that was the last straw. Or the last yarn.

 

[Flippy_Buttwaddle]

<Lance>

This a setback. Just when I had you "beginning to think," you back-slid and now you're back to cluleess. Sad!

My fault. I should have anticipated that. You're known for sliding onto your back

</Lance>

Meh. Not pithy enough. Too much Que, insufficient Lance. Needs work.

What a creepy tranny

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

What a creepy tranny

Q-bert is one of the creepy, skeevy assholes on the forum who you'd want to protect yourself from.

 

[Que]

Q-bert is one of the creepy, skeevy assholes on the forum who you'd want to protect yourself from.

What a creepy tranny

Meh. Too redundant. Too much Bob, insufficient humor.

 

[MelissaBaby]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/have-a-cold-glass-of.jpeg

 

[Que]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/have-a-cold-glass-of.jpeg

Ahhhhhh. That...was indeed, refreshing.

Oh.

Oops.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Ahhhhhh. That...was indeed, refreshing.

Oh.

Oops.

You could be an interesting poster if you wanted to be.

 

[Que]

You could be an interesting poster if you wanted to be.

Perhaps I am, just not on Que.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Perhaps I am, just not on Que.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ritter.gif

 

[Adre]

You could be an interesting poster if you wanted to be.

Eight years would suggest otherwise.

 

[jezzilee]

Isn't this a lance thread?

 

[MelissaBaby]

Isn't this a lance thread?

Lance who?

 

[jezzilee]

Lance who?

*giggles*

 

[Adre]

Isn't this a lance thread?

Ha, this is the GB.

 

[Que]

Eight years would suggest otherwise.

Perhaps you would like to direct the lady to an interesting post of yours? Is there one in particular that stands out to you? One that you're particularly proud of?

I obviously can't speak for her, but I would be enthralled to read an interesting post of yours.

Have you any?

 

[Adre]

Perhaps you would like to direct the lady to an interesting post of yours? Is there one in particular that stands out to you? One that you're particularly proud of?

I obviously can't speak for her, but I would be enthralled to read an interesting post of yours.

Have you any?

Not that I recall. On the other hand, I don’t claim to be the smartest guy in the world. Oh, and I don’t bore the shit out of the world.

 

[jezzilee]

Ha, this is the GB.

Right????? I start a thread and all the sudden it is altogether something else. I love it, wouldn't have it any other way

DISCLAIMER

Stay the fuck out of my pic threads with your bullshit.​

Thank you kindly,

~tee

 

[Que]

*giggles*

<Lance>

I make all the girls giggle.

Shuttering the lake house for winter, I'll miss most the giggle of nubiles frolicking off my new dock.

</Lance>

 

[jezzilee]

<Lance>

I make all the girls giggle.

Shuttering the lake house for winter, I'll miss most the giggle of nubiles frolicking off my new dock.

</Lance>

Sorry Que, I just cannot see you as lancie~poo

 

[spacekowboy]

This thread just reminded me how much I want to bang Jessica Jones

 

[Aphro]

Lance is sequestered by grief, mourning Gord Downie, sewing on his black armbands.

 

[Que]

Not that I recall.

Me neither. Huh. There must've been something? Once?

I don’t claim to be the smartest guy in the world.

I wouldn't assume you would. I really, really wouldn't.

I have never made such a claim either although someone often ascribes such claims to me.

#ascriptionagain

Even a (purely hypothetical) membersip in triple nines would only put one in the top 1/10th of a percent. That leaves a lot of smart people in the world with over 7.5 billion souls.

I don’t bore the shit out of the world.

Now don't be defeatist. The entire world hasn't met you yet.

 

[Que]

Sorry Que, I just cannot see you as lancie~poo

<Lance>

Kinky girl!

</Lance>

 

[jezzilee]

<Lance>

I make all the girls giggle.

Shuttering the lake house for winter, I'll miss most the giggle of nubiles frolicking off my new dock.

</Lance>

Well that is something everyone knows, and the real lance would attempt to slut shame me or put me down in some manner....see? Not you!

 

[Que]

Sorry Que, I just cannot see you as lancie~poo

It's the smooth cranium, isn't it?

. . Lance could always Gillette his.