Lasher and the Magic 8 Ball...

Thanks for answering, Cheyenne!

Also, the choice is between someone who believes government and more government, and them maybe a little more government, can fix all the ills of not only of our country but the whole world (and maybe the universe), and someone who believes as I do that government has gotten its nose into too many places already.

But the Clinton/Gore team has REDUCED the federal government by a substantial amount over the past 8 years, while Bush has not done that for the state of Texas. Gore's proposals will continue to shrink government, whereas Bush has no specific plans in that area. I know that Bush has claimed the opposite, but the facts - as reported in several media sources - indicate otherwise.

Add another one- I like the Bush plan for social security better.

I disagree. As someone who has money (a small amount) in the stock market right now, that is the LAST place I'd want my social security to be. Also, Dubyah refuses to say how that 1 trillion odd money he removes from social security to put in stocks will be replaced. It's not just 'extra' - it's money that must go to current social security recipients. My guess is that he will take it out of the surplus, putting us in debt.

And as alluring as a tax cut sounds (that carrot they like to dangle in front of our noses), I'd rather forego a tax cut and continue to enjoy the prosperity. Everyone sees taxes as "my money" without having any understanding of all the benefits that the Federal government gives us. Tax opponents have us so confused that the majority of people think that all their taxes are going to poor people! LOL! All because the American people are too dumb to read a pie chart...

We don't live in a bubble. For me to think that me getting rich is all that matters, and fuck the poor, is not only selfish but short-sighted. Everyone - corporations included - does better if the populace is doing well. A wide gap between the rich and poor is in no one's best interest. In a capitalist economy, one needs consumers. Those living below the poverty line don't buy much beyond the bare necessities.

So I don't mind a certain amount of government assistance to the poor. It improves MY quality of life. I get more freelance jobs because there are more people on the web because more people have the money for a computer. I can walk down the street without stepping over homeless.

And finally, what is wrong for a vote against someone? If someone wants to vote against Gore simply because they don't like his character or the character he's been associated with for the last 8 years, more power to them.

Well, anyone can vote for whoever they want for whatever reason they want - it is America, after all. :) I do think we need to be more concerned about the issues these candidates support than whether they "seem friendly". We're not choosing a friend.

Also, Clinton and Gore are two separate people. Really! I've seen them together. And I liked Clinton as a President - I still do. Would I marry him? Fuck no. But he did a lot for the economy and the country in the 8 post-Reagan/Bush years.

Now, suppose (just suppose) that Larry Flynt's allegations that Dubyah paid for an illegal abortion for his girlfriend were true (an allegation that neither he nor his party have directly denied). This would make him a hypocrite, as he wants to outlaw abortion for the rest of us. Would that change your mind about him? Would he then lack "character"?

I have a feeling it wouldn't change your mind. That's because the issue isn't really character. Face it - politics just doesn't attract people with a lot of that. This is about the Republican party's partisan politics, about them spending time and money to demonize the other party, and the Democrats being too principled/wimpy/whatever to indulge in the same mud-slinging. So, the media reports the Republican's allegations - true or not - and since the Democrats refuse to reciprocate (or to even respond), the general population assumes that the allegations are true.

"Character" is such a broad statement - a buzzword, which has come to mean "my candidate won't get blowjobs from Monica Lewinsky". IMHO, a hypocrite drug-abusing anti-choice George W. Bush does not exactly epitomize "character". Nor do the actions of the heavily partisan Republican Congress over the last 8 years, who have spent more time digging up dirt than getting passing legislation.

And Dubbyah has run one of the most negative campaigns in my lifetime. Instead of focusing in on his own accomplishments, he's attacked Gore - not on his policies, but on him personally. On Monday, he proclaimed to the press than he wouldn't do any more negative campaigning for the remainder of the election. Yesterday, he launched a negative TV ad in which he calls Gore a liar. Tomorrow he'll probably accuse Gore of "negative campaigning" and Gore won't directly refute it, trying instead (foolishly) to focus on the issues. And all the families in front of their TV sets will then think GORE's the negative one, even though they've sat and watched all the negative Bush ads. Scary.

But Bush's personal character doesn't concern me as much as his proposals and his lack of experience. Cheyenne, what's your take on his plans to drill for oil in an Alaskan Wildlife Refuge? What's your take on his anti-choice stance? How about the fact that in the debates he questioned the existence of the "greenhouse effect", a phenomenon which has been well documented? How about the fact that he believes we shouldn't stop genocide in another country unless we have a financial interest in doing so?
 
I has a queschun....

How do you get that damn Magic 8 Ball to sit ona fence Lasher?

On a serious note...one thing about this whole campaign bothers me..
Both parties keep referring to this huge budget surplus that is "projected" in the next 10 years or so and how they intend to deal with it. Both are gonna increase defense spending(That's OK if they shitcan the ABM boondoggle), and both are offering tax cuts...my concern is this...What if the money doesn't materialize? Wouldn't it be wiser to plan for the worst and get the debt out of the way first? I know that personally when I am overly optimistic about my income, I always get burned. Either my ship hits an iceberg or some unexpected big expense pops up.

Y'all know how I am voting...I ain't ashamed of it...why do I support Gore

He is concerned about the environment. That's it...all the other issues are just differences of opinion..does anybody really think the President is going to be able to drastically change anything?

Why does no one question Dubbyahs military record...

Daddy got him a cushy National Guard post that didn't even require his participation. Same with Dan Quayle.

Gore enlisted and was held out of Vietnam until after his father lost his election bid to a Republican. That smells of Nixon. He went..george didn't..for 8 years we have been listening to the Republicans deriding Clinton as a draft dodger...

I respect two groups from this era...
Those who went...
....and those who raised their voices against the war and defied the draft and went to Canada.

It took courage to do both. One faced death the other faced the possibility of never coming home again or imprisonment.
The only cowards were those "Fortunate Sons" who waved the flag and then hid out in the Nat'l Guard.


Quoted by Laurel
A wide gap between the rich and poor is in no one's best interest. In a capitalist economy, one needs consumers. Those living below the poverty line don't buy much beyond the bare necessities.

I get more freelance jobs because there are more people on the web because more people have the money for a computer.


Bare necessities=Clothes or computer...

Clothes are optional...hence to get the necessity(computer) I go "Bare" ;)

Hey....gotta have priorities.:D


[Edited by Thumper on 11-01-2000 at 01:45 PM]
 
Re: I has a queschun....

Thumper said:
Why does no one question Dubbyahs military record...

Daddy got him a cushy National Guard post that didn't even require his participation. Same with Dan Quayle.

Gore enlisted and was held out of Vietnam until after his father lost his election bid to a Republican. That smells of Nixon. He went..george didn't..for 8 years we have been listening to the Republicans deriding Clinton as a draft dodger...

I respect two groups from this era...
Those who went...
....and those who raised their voices against the war and defied the draft and went to Canada.

As one of "those who went", I don't understand your denigration of the National Guard.

There were a lot of National Guard units who were among "those who went". There were also a lot of people, like Elvis Presley, who were sent to cushy billets in Germany to keep them out of Vietnam. At least both Gore and Bush enlisted in the military. Make no mistake, the National Guard IS military service. It is often a more dangerous choice for military service than one of the "active" branches.

I suppose that if Bush had done a stint in the Coast Guard, you would be equally derisive? They too were sent to Vietnam, and those who weren't probably risked more than those who were.

BTW, I am also a "Draft Dodger." I had no desire to be drafted into the Army and sent to slog around in rice paddies and be shot at. So I enlisted in the USAF to get a nice safe billet where the Army protected me from all those nasty little men in black pajamas. Does that make me a coward too?
 
WH, you're the bravest guy I know!!

My problem with the GWB Viet Nam thingie is that the Clinton was absolutely roasted alive for not going to Viet Nam. It's the hypocrisy. Same thing with the abortion issue. I really don't care if GWB's girlfriend aborted a kid. I'd rather she did that than bring an unwanted child into the world. (I'd RATHER she used birth control in the first place, but that's a whole nuther issue.)

The Republican party fights for gun rights on the grounds of individual liberty while seeking to outlaw abortion. That says all that needs to be said about how much they misunderstand the idea of Freedom. Freedom is not forcing your morality upon others, no matter how "good" your views may be. Freedom is choosing your ideology, your religion, your profession, your partner. So, until a better option comes up (and it hasn't), I will vote Democrat.
 
There were also a lot of people, like Elvis Presley, who were sent to cushy billets in Germany to keep them out of Vietnam.

Can't believe you're knocking E, WH. Actually, Elvis did his military service from 1958 to 1960, a few years before Vietnam became THE hot spot. In that period there would've been less than 1000 advisors, and out of an active duty military approaching 3 million at that time, it's not hard to believe that E wouldn't have spent any time in Vietnam. I have no doubt that Elvis spent his 2 years in some kinda cushy job - but don't knock the guy just because he didn't go to Vietnam. Knock him for something far more deserving, like, uhhhhh... "Speedway" or "Roustabout".

Anyways... Nice to see you still haven't found your sense of humor, Flagg... Maybe it's under the couch? Check there, k?

Ok, Day 3 Results (11/1/00) coming at ya NOW...

Georgie DubbaYA Bush.... Very Doubtful (3 pts, total 16)
Al "No Legal Authority" Gore.... Yes (17 pts, total 34)
Ralph "Ralphie" Nader.... It is Certain (16pts, total 28)
Pat "I hate________" Buchanan....Concentrate and Ask Again (6 pts, total 10)
 
I meant no disrespect to the Guard

Only to those who used their influence to avoid going while at the same time championing the war effort.

Bush may have enlisted but he was basically AWOL for most of his tour...

I just want to know if he would have had that opportunity if his father wasn't so influential...

Seems to me a disproportionate amount of those killed and maimed were low income whites and blacks...they didn't have someone pulling strings for them.

My father was in Germany with Elvis (circa 1960-1961?)Wasn't that before the full scale involvement? OK damnit..so I didn't read all of Lasher's post! Sue me!LOL

I propose a simple solution to any future "Vietnams". The first soldiers to ship out are the sons or grandsons of our Representatives and Senators...

If I had to volunteer for duty...make it Submarines for me...




[Edited by Thumper on 11-01-2000 at 04:06 PM]
 
Laurel said:

p.s. Cheffie - here's a link for you on your old buddy Nader.
http://www.realchange.org/nader.htm

ONE THING... Laurel you should have just gave me the index page... The other candidate should have had their fair run first.


I feel worthy I feel worthy!!!!

Ralph Nader has done a lot of good for consumers. He has also led attacks on such evils as Volkswagen cars, the American Automobile Association, whole milk, colored toilet paper, fluoridated water, and the Elvis stamp. Through it all he has manipulated the press brilliantly and built himself a comfortable and powerful niche without need for election, even within his own consumer groups.

For 30 years, Ralph Nader has proclaimed himself to be "Saint Ralph", the only honest man in Washington, and the only friend of the average citizen. If that doesn't make you puke already, then click on the allegation of your choice:






Nader is no better and no different than Jerry Falwell or Ralph Reed -- nimble but unelected politicians who've made successful careers as self-appointed moralists


Nader always received lots of funding from trials lawyers, and in return has supported their interests throughout his career. For all his talk of democracy, Nader's vision is of an elite of lawyers -- led of course by himself -- defending the little guy, much more than true "citizen power". He confided to Charles McCarry his dream of having 4,000 to 5,000 "professionals" around the country to battle business nationwide.
 
Lasher said:
[BCan't believe you're knocking E, WH. Actually, Elvis did his military service from 1958 to 1960, a few years before Vietnam became THE hot spot. [/B]

I'm not knocking The King! I wouldn't think of knocking anyone who served in any branch for going where the powers that be chose to send them. Regardless of whose daddy (or fans)pulled what strings to get them sent there.

I mentioned Elvis only because of the special priveliges his fame and fans got him in the Army. The Army not only allowed him to make movies while in Germany, but actively supported the film makers with equipment and access to bases. (Granted, they saved a few advertising bucks by doing so, and recruitment skyrocketed after each movie was released.)

Thumper,
The military has indeed been labeled racist for the percentage of blacks and other minorities killed in VN. There is some truth to those allegations, but the bottom line is that the lower ranks who take the brunt of the casualties will always be the least well educated soldiers. Aside from the instituional racism that did exist in all of the military branches in the sixties and into the seventies, the deciding factor was education and not money or family influence. Society and NOT the military determines how well educated draftees are. Rich kids can afford to go to school and get the student deferments and avoid the front lines when they do get drafted -- Avoid the front lines because of the education their money bought, and not because of the money itself.

I served with relatives of two different congressmen, and both of them were constantly exasperated that they were always under a microscope, and set apart from the rest of us because of who their relatives were.
 
Hey Laurel... so far the Magic 8 Ball is with you.. it says .. VOTE DEMOCRAT!

I persoanlly, am voting for the damn Magic 8 Ball.
 
Woo hoo! What comfort that'll be when Gore loses...lol... Ah well, whatever. It's four years. Who really needs a wildlife sanctuary, anyhow? Or social security? Or the right to an abortion? I hear those back-alley places aren't THAT dirty...

I'm not knocking The King!

I'll knock the King. Gawd, I can't stand Elvis. Even as a kid I hated him. That accent, that hip-swivel, that lack of a chin...gives me the creeps...

I nominate the Magic 8-Ball. At least it's consistent.
 
Nice to see you still haven't found your sense of humor, Flagg... Maybe it's under the couch? Check there, k?

Darling Lasher, sweetness of my life, if only you were to understand. I live, breathe and eat politics. My work involves lobby consultancy, I'm a member of a political party, I read the big newspapers that don't have any cartoons. Sorry, but I guess I just care. People need to understand that politics is not about the "self" but about society. The whole idea of somebody using the "flipped coin" routine when deciding who to vote for is pretty disgusting as far as I'm concerned. Even though it was tongue in cheek and admiteddly it made me smile, the whole thing just epitomised the selfish and ignorant nature of people today.

I guess that's what got me pissed.

Don't worry - the sense of humour is still there - I always take a moment to laugh at you.
 
Okay, I am still relying on the Magic 8 Ball. Here aer the results for 11/2/00:

Bush - my sources say no (5 pts. total 18)

Gore - it is certain (7 pts. total 42)

Nader - my sources say no (10 pts. total 23)

Buchanan - outlook not so good (2 pts. total 25)


I think the Magic 8 Ball is a Democrat in disguise.
 
Hmmmm... I think deep down inside this is a commentary on the interchangeability of the candidates in question and an indictment of the country's current cookie cutter approach to selecting politicians...

Either that or it's just plain fun...

Anyways, here's today's results (11/2/00)

Georgie Porgie.... Better not tell you now (10 pts, total 26)
Al "I wouldn't go as far as to say that.." Gore Concentrate and ask again (6 pts, total 40)
Ralph Nader.... Reply hazy, try again (8 pts, total 36)
Pat "Why am I bothering?" Buchanan... Ask again later (7 pts, total 17)
 
For the Aussies

Just as a side note...

Australia is desperate for Bush to get up, because he wants to foster closer and better ties with us. Also our government has actually talked to bush before while gore don't give a shit.
 
Hmmmm... I think deep down inside this is a commentary on the interchangeability of the candidates in question and an indictment of the country's current cookie cutter approach to selecting politicians...

Hmmm... Either that or just a load of shallow nonsense ... But its your call baby - I'm just one for gratuitous criticism as you well know. Got to love your over-intellectualisation skills though - got 'em down to an art form there buddy. Don't worry - I'm still laughing.
 
It's looking more and more like we're on the road to Armageddon. Gore seems to have an insumountable 8-ball lead and the alien has come out in favor of Bush. Our only hope is that the alien suddenly throws his support to Gore in the next couple of days. He's been fickle in the past: in '92 he supported Perot before dropping him for Clinton.

I'm not counting on it, though. Anyone have a fallout shelter I can use?
 
Okay, I am still relying on the Magic 8 Ball. Here aer the results for 11/3/00:

Bush - Outlook Not So Good (5 pts. total 23)

Gore - Without a Doubt (20 pts. total 62)

Nader - my sources STILL say no (10 pts. total 33)

Buchanan - Very Doubtful (3 pts. total 28)


Look as far as I'm concerned this 8 Ball knows its shit when it comes to politics. Because IMO no man should have the right to tell a woman what her Rights are when it comes to Abortion. That is a personal decision, therefore, in my book without the 8 ball, Bush's outlook is not so good.
 
What does the Magic 8 ball say about GWB's adventure in driving while under the influence? Just another instance of the wonderful character that Dubya possesses.
 
The question:
Is George Dubbya Bush a hopeless alcoholic?

The answer:
As I see it, yes.


See it never fails you... the Great Magic 8 Ball. What would the world do without it?
 
Renee said:
The question:
Is George Dubbya Bush a hopeless alcoholic?

As a reformed lush, I find your wording of the question objectionable.

I quit drinking at about the same time as GWB. I did a great many stupid things before I quit, including driving when too drunk to find my own way home, before I quit drinking.

GWB has acknowledged that he is a "recovering alcoholic" and the incident, which "just happened to come to light four days before the election," was 24 years ago during the period he has admitted to having a drinking problem.

I'd much rather have a president that has been sober for 20+ years than one who still drinks in any amount.
 
I have to agree with WH on this one. I got my DUI 7 years ago at a time when drinking and driving, and driving while under the influence of drugs, were just about my favorite things in the world to do. To say that I'm not the same person I was 7 years ago is an understatement. To say that George W. is the same person he was 24 years ago is ridiculous. The man as repeatedly talked about his problems in the past with alcohol, and has freely admitted to being a recovering alcoholic. He also says he's been sober for the past 14 years and deserves nothing but respect for that.

He certainly deserves far more respect than the individuals who sat on this information for god knows how long just waiting to spring it the weekend before the election. That's nothing but dirty fucking politics. The Magic 8 Ball is feeling quite subdued right now, but it must go on...

Today's results (11/3/00)

George W. Bush.... Most Likely (12 pts, total 38)
Al "I wannabe Don Segretti" Gore... My sources say No (2 pts, total 42)
Ralph "Perot" Nader... Dont Count on it (4 pts, total 40)
Pat "Why I am here?" Buchanan.... Very Doubtful (3pts, total 20)
 
WH I am sorry I didn't mean to offend you or anyone else. I just asked the question in a hurry and didn't think of the right way to word it. Will you forgive me?
 
He certainly deserves far more respect than the individuals who sat on this information for god knows how long just waiting to spring it the weekend before the election. That's nothing but dirty fucking politics.

Ah, you mean like digging up affairs? Illegally taping interns? Impeachment? Making unfounded accusation after unfounded accusation? Sending out emails to elderly voters saying the Voting Committee would like the Democrats to vote on Wednesday instead of Tuesday?

(And yes, that is happening - I got one of those emails. It was a news story on one of the networks. The FBI is searching for the author of the email, and intends to prosecute them to hell and back. Whoever it was, it obviously wasn't someone sympathizing with dem dirty Democrats...)

GWB said he didn't tell his family or anyone about the DUI conviction because he didn't want to set a bad example for his country or his children.

I wonder why concealing a fact to set a good example for your kids and the nation is a good enough excuse for Bush, but not for Clinton.

And now it looks like he lied about his DUI on at least 3 separate occasions.

Frankly, I don't care about GWB's DUI or military service record. I also don't care about Clinton inhaling, dodging the draft, or sticking objects up Monica Lewinsky. However, GWB has painted Gore as a Liar of questionable moral character and himself as the Honest One.

This is what happens when you try to pull the moral high-ground. This is why the Republican party should stick to issues instead of pulling this "character" crap. Because they're human too, and it will turn around and bite them on the ass.

So don't even go down the "dirty politics" road about this. There are no saints in this race.
 
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Renee said:
WH I am sorry I didn't mean to offend you or anyone else. I just asked the question in a hurry and didn't think of the right way to word it. Will you forgive me?

Of course. ((((Renee))))

The poor wording probably affected the answer you got.

GWB is one of those who attended those darn AA meetings, so he thinks alcoholism is an incurable disease and the 8-ball was actually correct for the question you asked.

The right question was "Who the hell cares about one ticket a half century ago?" A bit difficult for the 8-ball to answer, but here it is.
 
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