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Harastal
- Joined
- Sep 3, 2005
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I just sent my better half a text.
"A nerd is preparing to threaten me on the internet."
You wound me...
Nah. Proud nerd.
Shit, doing this wrong.
"Said nerd also a dork"
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I just sent my better half a text.
"A nerd is preparing to threaten me on the internet."
"My son put lego hair on Mace Windu and it made Jules from Pulp Fiction. Say what again."
http://i.imgur.com/Yocz1Fg.jpg
MagnorCriol· 611 points : 4 months ago
Say meesa again. I dare you.
LoneDirewolf· 253 points : 4 months ago
Every bald Samuel L Jackson toy should come with a set of removable wigs
thunderboltsandli...· 46 points : 4 months ago
star wars oprah.
thereoncewasamanf...· 41 points : 4 months ago
Why is he cross eyed???
vishis· 17 points : 4 months ago
"Hand me my lightsaber. It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker' on it."
thunderboltsandli...· 9 points : 4 months ago
YOU get a lightsaber, and YOU get a light saber!
Dear Threat-Wielding Cunt Litster,
There is someone who is pissing me off, however...
I am crap at threats, while you are clearly gifted in this area.
Perhaps you would care to lend a hand? For purely altruistic reasons, of course.
Signed,
Hopeful Honey Litster
Of course!
I do not at all know why you would bother Wild_Honey_66, but I imagine if you are doing so, that just makes you a bad person. So I feel absolutely no guilt in wishing that...
...every single bit of music you listen to, forever, will be balanced badly. It's going to be loud and it's going to be soft and you're going to turn it up and then it will fuck with your ears. You heard me. There will be a preponderance of bass.
Antepenultimate Warning
(Yes, I can go either way.)
Antepenultimate Warning
(Yes, I can go either way.)
make sure it's not country. he loves country. Thx!![]()
Your Tim McGraw and Alison Krauss MP3s shall be transmuted into show tunes...
...in Greek.
Don't you dare lay a finger on Allison. She's bluegrass, and therefore has immunity.
Tim McGraw's all yours.
Not your music. Their music.
Though I completely understand coming to Alison's defense.
Seriously, though, I can't not cry during "Don't Take The Girl."
Oooohhh. Ok.
Yeah, Timmy's a right tasty-looking piece of eye candy.![]()
holy shit, it really does!"My son put lego hair on Mace Windu and it made Jules from Pulp Fiction. Say what again."
http://i.imgur.com/Yocz1Fg.jpg
MagnorCriol· 611 points : 4 months ago
Say meesa again. I dare you.
LoneDirewolf· 253 points : 4 months ago
Every bald Samuel L Jackson toy should come with a set of removable wigs
thunderboltsandli...· 46 points : 4 months ago
star wars oprah.
thereoncewasamanf...· 41 points : 4 months ago
Why is he cross eyed???
vishis· 17 points : 4 months ago
"Hand me my lightsaber. It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker' on it."
thunderboltsandli...· 9 points : 4 months ago
YOU get a lightsaber, and YOU get a light saber!
He also had one in Pitch Perfect 2 we're learning.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9TShlMkQnc
Who is 'we'? I like Southern Girls.
Sore butted?
Anal retentive?
"My son put lego hair on Mace Windu and it made Jules from Pulp Fiction. Say what again."
http://i.imgur.com/Yocz1Fg.jpg
MagnorCriol· 611 points : 4 months ago
Say meesa again. I dare you.
LoneDirewolf· 253 points : 4 months ago
Every bald Samuel L Jackson toy should come with a set of removable wigs
thunderboltsandli...· 46 points : 4 months ago
star wars oprah.
thereoncewasamanf...· 41 points : 4 months ago
Why is he cross eyed???
vishis· 17 points : 4 months ago
"Hand me my lightsaber. It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker' on it."
thunderboltsandli...· 9 points : 4 months ago
YOU get a lightsaber, and YOU get a light saber!
That is awsome.
Oh, I'm sorry...did I break your concentration?
No? You were done?
Well, allow me to retort...
"I just thought saying "The Force Is With You" was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass."
" I'm about to make your ass more powerful than you could possibly ever fucking imagine." - Jules Windu
Regarding nerd humor re: Mace Winfrey:
https://41.media.tumblr.com/4c8af19f2943e1afc95b7af1d830024f/tumblr_nkbfcrmnea1qfti5wo2_540.jpg
The Hobbits
they look like a boyband
MORDORECTION
In-Shire
Fall Out Hobbit
Backstreet Brandywines
Their number one hit song “They’re Taking Us to Isengard (ft. Legolas)”