Lesbianism WHY?!?!

[perks]

the first time I ever orgasmed was with a woman
the first time I ever squirted with a partner was with a woman

men like might even love it, might even research it to the utmost of their capabilities. Even if they are the best man for the pussy. They'll never be the best woman for the pussy. Women know pussy. It's anatomy and physiology.

 

[perks]

as for thinking that you can't get hard rough sex from a woman......HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.....you're a dumbass.

 

[Bradzilla]

I don't need help all right. It's just that I live in a small town with 7,200 people and at least a good 80% if not 90% of the women are taken. These women in this town can't even take the slightest hint that you want some pussy. So you have to flat out tell them that you want some pussy.

 

[plasticman33]

I don't need help all right. It's just that I live in a small town with 7,200 people and at least a good 80% if not 90% of the women are taken. These women in this town can't even take the slightest hint that you want some pussy. So you have to flat out tell them that you want some pussy.

Sure fire line Brad! "Hey baby, wanna fuck!"

Works everytime!

 

[perks]

so, you think if they don't want to give you pussy, they must be gay?

 

[sexy-girl]

perky i agree and its always been my view that i dont know why every woman isnt a lesbian




now stop distracting me all i have to make pancakes now

 

[South West UK]

Shit its pancake day!

I forget this day every bloody year!

 

[Bradzilla]

Just for the record I am 20 years old, and I don't even ask women if the wanna fuck, cuz I am not man whore like you are plasticman. I am still a VIRGIN too, cuz I'm one of those "home-grown" country folks ok. Besides, there is so much INCEST sex in this town that it's not even funny.

 

[Dhalgren]

Simply look at the logistics…

You open your mouth here, and each person responding to you thinks you are a complete and utter swine.
(and some of these people, I’ve never seen say a mean thing..ever!)

So just keep on talking; and in the law of averages..one woman whom thinks so low of herself to be with a misogynist ..may even choose to let someone such as the likes of you…touch her.

Hint to you, though:
Women are a bit more complex than just a host that keeps a pussy warm and waiting for your unique and I’m so sure -your very special cock

Good luck to you, Sir.

 

[alexandraaah]

Just for the record I am 20 years old, and I don't even ask women if the wanna fuck, cuz I am not man whore like you are plasticman. I am still a VIRGIN too, cuz I'm one of those "home-grown" country folks ok. Besides, there is so much INCEST sex in this town that it's not even funny.

Alright, let's throw Brad a lifeline here.

Brad, no name calling.

Brad, what's the issue here? You want some and you are having trouble finding it?

Here we are, a board full of fabulous women who will show you the way.

Start by introducing yourself all over again and let's work from there.

Hello, I'm Alexandra! And you are...

 

[plasticman33]

Just for the record I am 20 years old, and I don't even ask women if the wanna fuck, cuz I am not man whore like you are plasticman. I am still a VIRGIN too, cuz I'm one of those "home-grown" country folks ok. Besides, there is so much INCEST sex in this town that it's not even funny.

OMG!!! He called me a male whore!

(Actually it's not the first time)

 

[perks]

I'm horny for alexanndraaaaaaaaah.....oh wait you were talking to Brad......

fuck

okay<sigh> hiiiiiiiii brad....I'm perky......I like cock too

 

[Bradzilla]

Nice to meet you Alexandria, my name is Brad, remember that name cuz you will SCREAMING it later ok.

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm horny for alexanndraaaaaaaaah.....oh wait you were talking to Brad......

fuck

okay<sigh> hiiiiiiiii brad....I'm perky......I like cock too

*slapping ruler on desk*

Okay perky...you need to behave.

Brad, I'm going to take a shower and when I come back I want to find that you've been playing nice with the other board members.

And, even though plasticman is taking this as a compliment I think you should apologize if you want to rejoin the group.

what the fuck am i doing?

 

[perks]

I think you were taking a shower<slobber slobber>.....what else did she say?

 

[Bradzilla]

I am sorry that I called you a male whore ok plasticman. Hey alexandra can I join you in the shower for some STEAMY HOTT fucking?

 

[alexandraaah]

Nice to meet you Alexandria, my name is Brad, remember that name cuz you will SCREAMING it later ok.

Okay....better, but try to leave off the "remember that name cuz you will SCREAMING...."


We know it's a joke, but we need a little time to recoup.

It's a joke, right?

Brad, other than converting all lesbians to be your personal sex kitties, how can I be of service to you?

(I just know that was poorly phrased).

 

[alexandraaah]

I am sorry that I called you a male whore ok plasticman. Hey alexandra can I join you in the shower for some STEAMY HOTT fucking?

Brad,
your perverted thoughts are in all the right places, but we gotta work on your delivery.

Hmm...suggestions from other women or are you all just shaking your heads at me?

 

[perks]

 

[MunchinMark]

Alexandraaah's become a schoolmaam. (Now that's an education)

This is the big wide world, Brad. You have to be a bit more openminded if you down want to be flamed into oblivion.

If you talk like that in real life you probably put off the majority of straight women. And then call them lesbians.

Be a man, sit back and take a deep breath. Done it? Good, welcome to Lit. You can joke all you like but apologise if you offend. Or someone will toast your rear end.

 

[alexandraaah]

Mark.........

turn that chair back around so you're facing the corner!


hmmm...schoolmistress.

*excellent*

 

[plasticman33]

I am sorry that I called you a male whore ok plasticman. Hey alexandra can I join you in the shower for some STEAMY HOTT fucking?

It's OK, Brad, it wasn't too painful!

Sounds like you might be into Irish foreplay! You know, "Up against the wall, brace yourself! Here I come!"

 

[Bradzilla]

Can any woman in here help me with sex talk delivery?

alexandra you can start by giving me a passionate kiss all right.

Do I make you horny baby? YEAH!!!!

 

[MunchinMark]

Re: Mark.........

turn that chair back around so you're facing the corner!


hmmm...schoolmistress.

*excellent*

[turns chair, muttering]
she always picks on me. Never anyone else mutter mutter mutter....

 

[Dhalgren]

Hmm...suggestions from other women or are you all just shaking your heads at me?


..I completely see why you are trying to help him learn a few things about interacting well with others, while maintaining his unique way of communicating.

Personally, I see Brad as having very little respect towards women in general, relying on two tactics..

Either calling them names for not giving him “pussy” or resorting into sexual flirtation too quickly when someone shows any kindness towards him.

But like a few have already stated..he is new in the game here..and can quickly keep himself from turning into a total pariah if he simply develops some people skills.

Oh you know, like treating people as the individual humans they truly are.

I applaud you alexandraaah..for being such a compassionate person.
~smiles~