Lets give this a try...

[posterOfAgirl]

aww, thanks
I probably shouldn't have mentioned it, I don't want to make other people feel like they are on the sidelines. She's just a good friend and fun to talk to and pretty cute and, erm, stuff


eek *blush*

aww, sorry i've been busy
but it seems like all these nice girls have kept you company.

i'll be back to my home state in a couple days and i'll be sure to visit more often, (and the new photos are lovely by the way.)

 

[MadamKatarra]

I like watching you strip!

You're not the only one.

 

[FrenchMustard]

For some reason that's not coming as a huge surprise
but, erm, it's still a little embarrassing to know


thankyou, and indeed it is.
I'm not big on new years. My brother went out to a party, and it took me a while to figure out what exactly it was for

Oooh, I want to knock on your door.

 

[C.S.]

aww, sorry i've been busy
but it seems like all these nice girls have kept you company.

i'll be back to my home state in a couple days and i'll be sure to visit more often, (and the new photos are lovely by the way.)

aww, don't worry, I can cope without you, just I only hope you've been having fun on holiday
and yeah, I've not been left lonely

It'll be nice to chat to you when you're back (and thankyou, glad you like them)

 

[C.S.]

You're not the only one.

eek

Oooh, I want to knock on your door.

am I missing something? I have no idea what that means.
It sounds vaguely like a compliment though, so thankyou

 

[MadamKatarra]

I have no idea what that meant either, so you're not alone, CS. xD

Have I mentioned yet that I love your tattoos?

 

[C.S.]

I have no idea what that meant either, so you're not alone, CS. xD

Have I mentioned yet that I love your tattoos?

Ah, good to know it's not only me

and yay, I like them too

 

[MadamKatarra]

and yay, I like them too

Well good. xD It'd be bad if YOU didn't like them.

Was your New Years anything exciting?

(Gorgeous pic, of course. )

 

[C.S.]

Was your New Years anything exciting?

(Gorgeous pic, of course. )

I never really do anything for new years.
Every few years some friends will arrange something, and then it turns out a bit unexciting or too much effort. So for the next couple of years nothing happens, and then we forget how lame new years is and try with a party again, but it's not that exciting, so...
And so on.

(and thankyou )

 

[MadamKatarra]

Oh dear. Well, I spent new years on Lit, I believe. xD I barely noticed when the count down was over.

And, hey, I just noticed - your thread as 20,000 views.

God, that's one sexy look. *Melts into a puddle*

 

[C.S.]

*sigh* I'm turned on, bored and on my own. It's all terribly frustrating...

And, hey, I just noticed - your thread as 20,000 views.
God, that's one sexy look. *Melts into a puddle*

that's quite worrying. I'm amused by they way the first picture I posted has like 6600 views, and the second only has 900. All those guys too desperate for naked ladies to bother reading the part of my first post where I mention I'm a guy.

and thankyou

 

[MadamKatarra]

*sigh* I'm turned on, bored and on my own. It's all terribly frustrating...

Poor baby.

xD The apple in the background always bothers me. I hate Macs with a burning passion. D< Probably because some childhood trauma using them at school - therapists are usless.

 

[C.S.]

xD The apple in the background always bothers me. I hate Macs with a burning passion. D< Probably because some childhood trauma using them at school - therapists are usless.

I'd left my computer on the sofa in the background, I didn't realise it would show up so much...

And all the cool kids use Macs; martha and manda being two fine examples.

 

[MadamKatarra]

I'd left my computer on the sofa in the background, I didn't realise it would show up so much...

And all the cool kids use Macs; martha and manda being two fine examples.

I always knew I wasn't cool. ;_; The kids from the schoolyards were right! *Runs off crying*

Anyways, I'll cling to my windows until my dying breath, no matter how slow or virus filled it gets.

And sexxy picture as always. I love how you almost always part your lips.

 

[C.S.]

And sexxy picture as always. I love how you almost always part your lips.

There's a fine balance between sexy and gormless. But I pay attention to what people like

 

[MadamKatarra]

I am most definately going sit here and nod like I know what gormless means.

..Am I the only one really frustrated with the lack of emotes lit has? >.< You'd think of all sites it'd have a bigger selection...

And I'll stop rambling now and return to fawning over pics now.

 

[Manda_K]

I'd left my computer on the sofa in the background, I didn't realise it would show up so much...

And all the cool kids use Macs; martha and manda being two fine examples.

Hehe, I was going to mention that. I like the way the little apple's just hanging out.

Cutie.

 

[C.S.]

I am most definately going sit here and nod like I know what gormless means.

errm, sort of stupid. like someone who has nothing between their ears, and appears particularly ungainly.

Cutie.

hehe *hugs*

 

[Manda_K]

hehe *hugs*

yay! *snuggles* it's cold.

but i do have a feeling that seeing more of you miiiight just warm things up.

 

[C.S.]

yay! *snuggles* it's cold.

but i do have a feeling that seeing more of you miiiight just warm things up.

*snuggles* It's a bit cold here too

hehe, well, I wouldn't want you to be all chilly

 

[Manda_K]

*snuggles* It's a bit cold here too

hehe, well, I wouldn't want you to be all chilly

mm..i like the way the lighting is on this set. all dark an mysterious.

hehe. makes me wanna pounce ya and turn that last little light off.

 

[accelerated_montage]

you're adorable.
i cannot handle it.
le sigh.

can we cuddle now?

 

[C.S.]

mm..i like the way the lighting is on this set. all dark an mysterious.

hehe. makes me wanna pounce ya and turn that last little light off.

hehe
it was actually me playing around with my new flash, no light to turn off. Feel free to pounce though

you're adorable.
i cannot handle it.
le sigh.

can we cuddle now?

aww thankyou
and yes, yes we can *cuddles*

 

[C.S.]

Ok, so this is kind of embarrassing and possibly going to reveal me as a bit weird, but I can't not post it.

Right, so, first, I've been thinking I wanted to try and take some more kinky sexy pictures. I've had a couple of ideas, but none of them have resulted in photos that I've posted here yet.
But anyway, next, this evening I was watching TV in the lounge, eating some ice cream, and well, I've been a bit bored and turned on for the past few days, plus I have the house to myself for a few days. My camera is on the table in front of me, and well, as I said I was planning on taking some kinky photos...

*pauses to apologies for being weird and recover from embarrassment*

So I'm sitting on the floor leaning against the sofa in the lounge, curtains closed. I snap a couple of introductory pictures, me eating ice cream, attempts at sexy looks, etc. Then shirt comes off. Then ice cream down my chest, more pictures. Then, erm, trousers off, underwear off. More pictures, more ice cream more embarrassment for me right now typing this...
Now I'm laying on the floor, ice cream all over my chest, and erm, down below. And after a period of touching myself and a couple more pictures I eventually, erm, well, finish things off.

Oh god, I can't believe that a) I did this, b) I'm admitting to it c) I haven't died from embarrassment yet.

So, just to say again, laying on the floor in the lounge, naked covered in ice cream and I've just, well, erm, come, and it's all over my hands, and what should I hear but the front door opening.

SHIT!

"Hi Mat" rings out my mothers voice

SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!

God knows how but I managed to pull on my trousers and shirt (and erm lick my hands clean *embarrassment*) before my parents entered the lounge. But they must have been wondering exactly why I was shaking and couldn't really talk.

So moral of this story, only take sexy pictures somewhere you won't be caught, even if you're not expecting your parents home till tomorrow.


I kind of have to post the pictures don't I?

 

[accelerated_montage]

that my good friend, is a fantastic story.

and you're not embarassing, you're still wonderful.
i giggled alot though.

*kisses the ice cream and come off of you*
post em please!