Let's raise a glass to the POTUS!

[dmallord]

A toast to our Troll-In-Chief.

Don't care who you are or how you feel about him. He has your attention. I would even argue that for some, it's well nigh undivided.

Movies never have the good guys toasting the enemy [unless it has flames attached]. That's so out of character on a big screen.

As to well-nigh undivided, you are a very observant fellow.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Movies never have the good guys toasting the enemy [unless it has flames attached]. That's so out of character on a big screen.

As to well-nigh undivided, you are a very observant fellow.

I wish we, as a country, didn't view half the populace as an enemy. I do occasionally root for the villain in cinema.

 

[dmallord]

I wish we, as a country, didn't view half the populace as an enemy. I do occasionally root for the villain in cinema.

"Alas, poor Yorick..."

Fu Master, we have come to a time where we no longer face one another in civil discourse.

Instead, we hurl our words across screens—shrill, untempered, and safe from consequence—each keystroke a blade, each reply a parry.

The distance emboldens us. The anonymity corrodes us.
We do not see opponents, only enemies.
And so we all become villains—
petty, furious, and blind.

In the end, there is only silence.
And dust.
"Alas, poor Yorick..."

 

[Typo Fu Master]

In the end, there is only silence.
And dust.

On this, we can agree.

Then rest is a crap shoot based on who has the most money and how much they care.

 

[Saint_Ann]

You guys are really cheering me up.

 

[dmallord]

On this, we can agree.

Then rest is a crap shoot based on who has the most money and how much they care.

If I drank, it would be to this concordance, not to a wannabe dictator.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I always think dick 'tater. Can't help it.

 

[ll74]

Is there a required toast that dear leader has provided for us to properly praise him? I don't want to mess up the wording and would like to adhere to state requirements so I don't end up in gitmo.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Is there a required toast that dear leader has provided for us to properly praise him? I don't want to mess up the wording and would like to adhere to state requirements so I don't end up in gitmo.

Cheers is probably safe.

 

[ll74]

Cheers is probably safe.

Has dear.leader approved?

 

[Saint_Ann]

Has dear.leader approved?

I won't rat you out.

 

[ll74]

I won't rat you out.

Has dear leader approved?

I've heard there's a tip line to turn in people who make toasts wrong.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Has dear leader approved?

I've heard there's a tip line to turn in people who make toasts wrong.

You're hearing voices? Oh nos.

 

[eric_erosfan]

Cheers is probably safe.

It's definitely "Grab 'em by the pussy!"

 

[Saint_Ann]

It's definitely "Grab 'em by the pussy!"

That works. Crack that cab.

 

[eric_erosfan]

That works. Crack that cab.

Nope. Definitely waiting for that big beautiful headline.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Nope. Definitely waiting for that big beautiful headline.

MD2020 then. You deserve it.

 

[ll74]

Did dear leader provide proper toasting process yet?

I think you need to file a request on truth social and wait for the response.

I'm concerned about you Ann..for doing something without the proper clearances in regards to celebrating our king.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Did dear leader provide proper toasting process yet?

I think you need to file a request on truth social and wait for the response.

I'm concerned about you Ann..for doing something without the proper clearances in regards to celebrating our king.

Unlike you all, I don't wait around for the morning talking points memo to tell me what to think.

 

[ll74]

Unlike you all, I don't wait around for the morning talking points memo to tell me what to think.

I will vouch for you when ICE shows up


Good luck
I'll wait for proper clearance before performing my toast. Stephen Miller hasn't yet responded to my email.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I will vouch for you when ICE shows up


Good luck
I'll wait for proper clearance before performing my toast. Stephen Miller hasn't yet responded to my email.

You would do that for me? Whata guy.

 

[ll74]

You would do that for me? What's guy.

Yah. Be careful what liquor you use. I've heard that 47 hates Jagermeister.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Yah. Be careful what liquor you use. I've heard that 47 hates Jagermeister.

I don't care for it either.

 

[ll74]

I don't care for it either.

I heard he likes the pink and purple drinks.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I heard he likes the pink and purple drinks.

Sex on the beach drinks are good for UTIs.