Let's tickle the funny bones :)

Some random jokes....

A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us Rs. 10,00,000/- we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

Barber: "How old are you little man?"
Todd: "Eight."
Barber: Do you want a haircut?"
Todd: "well, I certainly didnt came in for a shave!"

Best way to get a man to do something is
to suggest he is too old for it.

Son: Dad, What is the secret of happy married life?
Dad replied in short: It is still a secret.

At the party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married
the wrong man."

Master to servant: “What will you do with a 100 Rs. lying on the floor? Will you keep it?”
Servant: “No , Of course not.”
Master: Then what will you do with it?
Servant: “I will spend it.”
 
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