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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly
> gentleman and an elderly lady
> struck up a conversation and discovered that
> they both loved to fish.
>
> Since both of them were widowed,
>
> they decided to go fishing together the next day.
>
> The gentleman picked the lady up, and they
> headed to the river to his fishing boat and
> started out on their adventure.
> They were riding down the river when there was a
> fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
> "Do you want to go up or down?"
>
> All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt
> and pants and made mad passionate love to the man
> right there in the boat !
>
> When they finished, the man couldn't believe
> what had just happened, but he had just experienced
> the best sex that he'd had in years.
> They fished for a while and continued on down the
> river, when soon they came upon another fork in the
> river.
>
> He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?"
>
> There she went again, stripped off her clothes,
> and made wild passionate love to him again.
>
> This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so
> he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
>
> She said yes and there they were the next day,
> riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in
> river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down ?"
>
> The woman replied, "Down."
>
> A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman
> guided the boat down the river when he came upon
> another fork in the river and he asked the
> lady,"Up or down ?"
>
> She replied, "Up."
>
> This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
> "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked
> you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad
> passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
>
> She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing
> my hearing aid and I thought the choices were
> fuck or drown."
 
Slow Ride469 said:
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly
> gentleman and an elderly lady
> struck up a conversation and discovered that
> they both loved to fish.
>
> Since both of them were widowed,
>
> they decided to go fishing together the next day.
>
> The gentleman picked the lady up, and they
> headed to the river to his fishing boat and
> started out on their adventure.
> They were riding down the river when there was a
> fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
> "Do you want to go up or down?"
>
> All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt
> and pants and made mad passionate love to the man
> right there in the boat !
>
> When they finished, the man couldn't believe
> what had just happened, but he had just experienced
> the best sex that he'd had in years.
> They fished for a while and continued on down the
> river, when soon they came upon another fork in the
> river.
>
> He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?"
>
> There she went again, stripped off her clothes,
> and made wild passionate love to him again.
>
> This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so
> he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
>
> She said yes and there they were the next day,
> riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in
> river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down ?"
>
> The woman replied, "Down."
>
> A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman
> guided the boat down the river when he came upon
> another fork in the river and he asked the
> lady,"Up or down ?"
>
> She replied, "Up."
>
> This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
> "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked
> you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad
> passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
>
> She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing
> my hearing aid and I thought the choices were
> fuck or drown."
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omg !! The best joke in a while...thanks mate !! LMAO
 
I love cuban women ...this dying man too.... read on...



A group of Cubans desert their island and are on their way to Miami. In the middle of their arduous journey, one of the Cubans (an old one) suffers a major heart attack and as a last wish, asks for a Cuban flag to kiss and say good-bye to his dearest Cuba.

Having abandoned everything in Havana, the other Cubans search desperately in their boat to find something that would resemble a flag of their country -- a T-shirt, a handkerchief, anything.

With everyone almost ready to abandon all hope of finding a flag, a 23-year-old girl shyly interrupts their desperate search by offering a tattoo of the flag that is inscribed on the left cheek of her buttocks.

The young girl pulls down her shorts and slowly lowers her underwear, showing the Cuban flag on a beautifully shaped, tanned buttock cheek.

She approaches the dying man and sticks her butt right up in his face.....

The man, with tears in his eyes, caresses the 'flag,' grabs the cheek with both hands and starts kissing it with great passion, saying "My dear Cuba, I say goodbye to you with great sadness. Farewell my land, my flag..... Havana, I will miss you so."

After going on non-stop for almost 10 minutes, he says to the girl, "Now, Chica, turn around, por favor. I want to kiss Fidel, our bearded dictator, goodbye too!"
 
MY dear Accountants, this is for you !!!


At the end of the financial year, the Income Tax office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the auditor was checking the books, he turned to the Accountant of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question....." noted the Accountant, "we save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."

"Oh!" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way, "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes...." replied the Accountant, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable
question, "we save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send us a free package of plaster."

"I see....." replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the ‘know-it-all’ Accountant. "Well...." he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here too, we do not waste....." answered the Accountant, what we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the Income Tax Office and about once a year they send us a complete prick to do the audit."
 
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