Lettuce. Has. A. Heartbeat!

[bbx56]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6901073/Vegans-claim-lettuce-heartbeat.html


But BABIES in wombs

D
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[FGB]

Enough Trump bashing already!

 

[TontoedRanger]

It was unplanned. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9024106/videoplayer/vi846641689?ref_=tt_ov_vi

 

[Hal9000_]

Say "lettuce" then spell the word "cup".

 

[Que]

This Thread was already started in the how to...

Lettuce turnip the beet.

 

[TontoedRanger]

 

[rae121452]

you can eat lettuce. babies just shit and scream. case closed.

 

[Hal9000_]

you can eat lettuce. babies just shit and scream. case closed.

Lettuce has almost the nutritional value of kraut. FYI

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

knock knock

Who's there?

Lettuce?

Lettuce who?

Lettuce come in and we'll tell you who we are.

 

[SpeareChucker]

you can eat lettuce. babies just shit and scream. case closed.

You can eat babies.


Normal people choose to eat neither.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I bet kale has a heartbeat. Something that evil must be alive.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Lettuce has almost the nutritional value of kraut. FYI

White Supremacist


An enlightened liberal would have said Kimchee...

 

[SpeareChucker]

I bet kale has a heartbeat. Something that evil must be alive.

Watermelon has rhythm?

~~~ ducks and runs ~~~​