lexielou2
Mrs. Golden Silence
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alspals69 said:youmean my omega 3 is a waste of time?... i want my money back!!
Sorry hun but at your age I just don't think the omega 3 is gonna be enough

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alspals69 said:youmean my omega 3 is a waste of time?... i want my money back!!

lexielou2 said:Sorry hun but at your age I just don't think the omega 3 is gonna be enough![]()
alspals69 said:and fish died to mke me less senile too!
lexielou2 said:Less penile, why would you want that?...Oh sorry senile![]()
alspals69 said:hey Borg... look if youdo it fast like this it kinda wobbles rather invitingly... isn't that lovely?

alspals69 said:lol... want someof my omega 3?
i can apply it to your breasts ifor you (oh that line may not work it wasn't Essex was it...)
lexielou2 said:No not essex...but if it is for medical purposes![]()
borgthemagician said:I can't go there, wobbly flesh.......too sexy, too sexy .... and what with Lexie threatening me again....drrooool
Now, Miss, you want to start that tour of the bed yet![]()
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alspals69 said:hold still noww....![]()
lets see what happens
hey borg, if i do the left do you want the right one?

lexielou2 said:I wasn't treatening...it was a promise![]()
Thought you might of already gone...without leaving me a trail to follow![]()
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!borgthemagician said:Don't need to ask twice![]()
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borgthemagician said:LOL... Senile.... LOL... I was till drooling in a corner whilst my imagination ran amok thinking about you!!
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Just planning the trail now....
alspals69 said:if i asked twice there'd be none left for me!!
then where would i go?
oh... now theres a thought![]()

lexielou2 said:I really don't mind if you wanna ask twice![]()
lexielou2 said:So thats where the wet patch in the corner keeps coming from![]()
So whats it gonna be tonight?
alspals69 said:lol well lets see what happens... as i hand over your two lovely assets to Borg, let me sink to my knees and see what i can find![]()

lexielou2 said:you sure you are gonna be able to get up once you're down there old man![]()
borgthemagician said:Well, I thought your tender hands on the welts would be nicer than the paddle.........
I've got the aromatherapy candles lit and there's more strawberries and champagne waiting for you....
Oh yeh, and I've got a nice bowl of water waiting to bathe and soothe off the baby oil from earlier............
I'll leave your toys out of it seeing your tired - I'll just caress you gently to sleep tonight Miss...
I'll be off now to warm the bed for you.......
East wing, bedroom 229, just follow the rose petals like before
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Night AL
Night dear Sexie Lexie
(All assets will be thoroughly worshipped.....)

alspals69 said:get what up? and up where?
borgthemagician said:Well, I thought your tender hands on the welts would be nicer than the paddle.........
I've got the aromatherapy candles lit and there's more strawberries and champagne waiting for you....
Oh yeh, and I've got a nice bowl of water waiting to bathe and soothe off the baby oil from earlier............
I'll leave your toys out of it seeing your tired - I'll just caress you gently to sleep tonight Miss...
I'll be off now to warm the bed for you.......
East wing, bedroom 229, just follow the rose petals like before
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Night AL
Night dear Sexie Lexie
(All assets will be thoroughly worshipped.....)
lexielou2 said:See it's that dementia again...can't even remember what goes where![]()
alspals69 said:i never read instructions for flat-pack either... but i usually manage to erect it ok, and often with a screw spare to be used later if meed be![]()
lexielou2 said:Always good to have a screw spare...never know when that might come in useful!
lexielou2 said:Always good to have a screw spare...never know when that might come in useful!

borgthemagician said:Could just do with a few to build that new rack.......![]()
