Liar Liar Pants On Fire

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll promote you over me, hand you a spankin paddle and then call you a mean c**t. Will it be a lie?

Not really, but I prefer miserable bitch.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Not really, but I prefer miserable bitch.

Oh, kiss me, or spank me, or somethin, that damn cigar of yours is really turning me on!! (said with a straight face)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, kiss me, or spank me, or somethin, that damn cigar of yours is really turning me on!! (said with a straight face)

Why do you think I have it, it has magical properties.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Why do you think I have it, it has magical properties.

A magical cigar? (asks Bill Clinton or Lisa)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A magical cigar? (asks Bill Clinton or Lisa)

Well it ain't my charm, that's for sure.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Well it ain't my charm, that's for sure.

Actually, you are a very charming and sweet person, and that is no lie.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Actually, you are a very charming and sweet person, and that is no lie.

Who are you talking to now???

 

[Lisa Denton]

Who are you talking to now???

You sweetie, I joke with you a lot but get that damn cigar out of your mouth so I can kiss you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You sweetie, I joke with you a lot but get that damn cigar out of your mouth so I can kiss you.

I can't , it's stuck in my teeth.

 

[doormouse]

Just had to bump this thread for a gripe.

Ever been led so far up the garden path, so blinded you couldn't stop and smell the roses?

For the reg on this thread who led me, and my daughters... (close your ears everyone else)

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

To involve kids was just lower than I expected any 'human' ever capable, but hell, thank you for making me see the light.

Never talk to me again, and if you do... I won't be so fucking nice next time!!!!

You're a low fucking scumbag who deserves all that Hell has to offer.

Somedays I wonder if you were ever really married. Your pity stories fall on deaf ears from now on. Go crawl up and die.


Okay, I feel better now.

 

[Guest]

Let it all out, Doormouse, tell us how you really feel.

On a slight aside, every time I see this thread title I fear for Liar's arse.

Lou

 

[doormouse]

LOL

I was going to use my ferociouskittycat nick, but fuck it.

I can be just as much a bitch with this one

 

[Liar]

I fear for my arse every day.


Hey doormouse, you had be really confused there. I misread your post as directed at something said by someone in this very thread. So I read it all from the start twice, going "What? Who? Huh?"

 

[Guest]

I fear for my arse every day.


Hey doormouse, you had be really confused there. I misread your post as directed at something said by someone in this very thread. So I read it all from the start twice, going "What? Who? Huh?"

Awww, and then disappointment hit, cos there was no drama after all, eh?

I wouldn't mind looking after your arse for a bit...

 

[doormouse]

I fear for my arse every day.


Hey doormouse, you had be really confused there. I misread your post as directed at something said by someone in this very thread. So I read it all from the start twice, going "What? Who? Huh?"

aww sorry hon.

I never name names, and he knows who he is.

But hell, good read huh?

LOL

 

[sincerely_helene]

(Is now a safe time to ask if blue balls really do exist?)

This reasoning has been attempted on numerous occasions in a frank plea to get some 'hel lovin'.

 

[Lisa Denton]

What the fuck happened? Doormouse, whats up? Who done ya wrong?

 

[doormouse]

What the fuck happened? Doormouse, whats up? Who done ya wrong?

Thanks hon, but if I start I won't stop.

I just hope some other poor bitch doesn't fall for his bullshit.

Helene, yes. Blue-balls exist, it's the male equivalent of a period.

Hahahhahahaaaa.... like we have sympathy for them hehehee

 

[sincerely_helene]

I had heard recently BB was just a widespread excuse to get laid, but who really knows for sure with the male gender, eh?

Sorry for the feeble attempt to cut tension, but sorrier to hear you have been wronged.

Feel better.

 

[doormouse]

I had heard recently BB was just a widespread excuse to get laid, but who really knows for sure with the male gender, eh?

Sorry for the feeble attempt to cut tension, but sorrier to hear you have been wronged.

Feel better.

Thanks for your concern hon, but I'm fine!!

I just laugh at the pathetic lies told to try and get in my pants.

If I don't laugh I'll hear those voices again...

yes mother... no. I didn't mother... But I don't like your cupboard mother...

 

[Guest]

 

[doormouse]

Crikey!

Sounds like the dude had some serious issues. Better to find out now rather than later.

Nah, he was just an attention seeker.

I just fell for it.

Slap me LOL

 

[Guest]

 

[Honey123]

Let's see, I was 12 - overweight (extremely overweight) curly, curly hair and I was in my sister's wedding party.

I had a crush on one of the groomsmen..he being 21, blond, gorgeous (Brad Pittish look to him) ~

Well, he told me how beautiful I looked and after HE said it, I watched him as he walked away and stood in the corner laughing with other groomsmen, saying how I looked like Rosanna Rosanna Danna. When I caught his eye..he stopped and turned away.

The lie:

Don't tell someone they are beautiful when they are not...they know, it hurts. No matter how I may have changed...it stays. Lies remain with you forever.

 

[ferociouskittycat]

So true Honey!!!!!!

i'll never remember the last time I saw my brother. He asked me I'd lost weight.. he'd always called me fat... well DUH!!!!! I was suffering anorexia..

They don't realize how much their hurtful words affect us for life.