Liberals Handbook

freedom

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Dear Fellow Liberal:
As you know, this is an election year and the fate of our union has never hinged more on one congressional election. It is our responsibility to block and obstruct President Bush so that he cannot possibly get anything accomplished, even if it's legislation that would help the country. That is why I am urging you to join our fellowship--Liberals Against Facts. (LAF)

LAF has taken the time and made the effort to root out terrible truths, and promptly ignore them. For instance, here are some facts we are asking our members to ignore:

-We realize it was actually Janet Reno who appointed a special prosecutor to look into Whitewater. Far from being unproductive, the Whitewater investigation convicted 16 people on fraud, including James and Susan McDougal, and J. Guy Tucker, former LT. Governor of Bill Clinton's, and Webb Hubbell, former Associate US Attorney General under Clinton, who went to jail for Fraud. Madison Guarantee went bankrupt and cost the American Taxpayers over $60 million dollars.

-We realize that in June 1996, it was Janet Reno who asked the Special Prosecutor's mandate be expanded to include, what became known as 'Filegate.' To this day, no one knows who hired Craig Livingstone for the position of Director of the Office of Personnel Security. Over 900 files were found in the White House 3 years AFTER they were subpoenaed.

-We further know that it was a three judge panel that reviewed the Special prosecutors files and records and agreed to expand the mandate set by Janet Reno, into possibilities of Perjury, Obstruction of Justice and Witness Tampering. Clinton was later impeached for these crimes by a majority of the House of representatives, many of whom were of the same party as the President.

-We know that Bill Clinton did, indeed, lie under oath in the case concerning Paula Jones. We further like to believe no one is above the law.

-We also realize that Clinton had 3 chances to nab Bin Laden, but didn't. We also know he pardoned 16 Puerto Rican terrorists who were jailed for exploding over 100 bombs throughout our country, injuring 130 and killing 6.

-We also have read reports on Enron and President Bush, and as of yet, can't prove anything illegal has occurred. We know Kenneth Lay stayed in the Lincoln bedroom while Clinton was in office. We know Lay played golf with Clinton frequently. We also realize that just two weeks after helping Enron secure a very lucrative contract in India, a $1.3 million dollar donation was made to the DNC, just in time for Clinton's reelection.

-Furthermore, while Attorney General John Ashcroft recused himself in any investigation in Enron because he received a $50,000 donation to his campaign, our former VP candidate received $125,000 in political donations to his campaign and political groups he founded, has refused to recuse himself. And according to CNN, Time and USATodays polls, more Americans believe President Bush about Enron, then Democrats.

-Currently President Bush is enjoying a sky rocketing approval ratings even our media can't ignore and achieved the highest popularity any American President has ever had. Furthermore it has sustained longer then any President since President Truman. Right now, for the first time in the history of political polling, more voters identify themselves as Republicans than Democrats.

-We also realize that while the top richest 1% receive only 17% of the income in this country, they pay over 34% of the taxes, according to a Bipartisan Congressional Committee on taxation last year. Furthermore, 50% of the income earners pay 96% of the taxes in this country. We also know that in order to receive a TAX CUT rebate, you should, at the very least, pay taxes.

We realize these are facts, and undeniable, but we must, for the sake of our liberal beliefs, ignore them. We must not give in to these terrible truths.

I am asking you, as a fellow liberal, to ignore these facts, and join us in our fight to rid the world of President Bush.

Many of you have done a wonderful job of using profanity, bigotry and extreme hatred to express your views of our President, and we thank you. You have proven to the entire country that when it comes to spewing hate, you can throw as much hate around as any Neo-Nazi group. Good job! But we must not waver or those nasty republicans will win.

So join us today, and ignore these facts, and many, many more! Our country is depending on you!

Dean Weemer President Liberals Against Facts
 
I haven't had a chance to meet you yet, so let me take this opportunity to welcome you to Lit, freedom. :)

I'm sure Texan will be bubbling with pride when he sees someone like you here to champion the conservative cause. You've even mastered the mindless Cut & Paste tactic that Todd dropped a while ago. Make 'em proud, freedom.
 
You can see this thread...

is going to be filled with the blinkered rhetoric of the Right.

They'll love it!

:p
 
The responses to freedom's post are interesting. No one is disputing a word of it.

Can someone point out anything in freedom's thread that isn't a fact?
 
The first post if full of lies and spin. Post proof or you will be ignored by everyone but your own type.
 
All lies?

You can't show me one thing I posted to be a lie. If you can, then do it. All you liberals do are cry and call names. Can't argue the truth. Spin that.
 
Re: All lies?

freedom said:
You can't show me one thing I posted to be a lie. If you can, then do it. All you liberals do are cry and call names. Can't argue the truth. Spin that.

You can't prove any of it is true. You posted it.

Bush is satan and he rapes babies. Prove that isn't true.

You lose.
 
Boy your

so angry. The truth hurts dosent it. Cant even post using your real name. Have to post under guest. Conservative Handjob, thats funny. Stick to the code, call me names. I WIN.
 
Re: Boy your

freedom said:
so angry. The truth hurts dosent it. Cant even post using your real name. Have to post under guest. Conservative Handjob, thats funny. Stick to the code, call me names. I WIN.

Changing the subject? You didn't prove I was wrong about Bush. Stop making excuse and prove what I said is not true. Unless you can't. You still lose.
 
Purple Haze said:
You can't spell, you lose.
Nah, Haze, he's definitely winning in his eyes. Anyone who mindlessly copies another's thoughts and then blasts anyone with a differing political mindset must seriously be getting his rocks off over the attention he's getting. Blown your load yet, freedom?
 
miles said:
The responses to freedom's post are interesting. No one is disputing a word of it.

Can someone point out anything in freedom's thread that isn't a fact?

Ummm... wouldn't "not ignoring" go against the point of the handbook?

An interesting post. I'd disagree with the point of all liberals using "profanity, bigotry and extreme hatred" though. That really isn't true of liberals as a group any more than it is true of any other group, conservatives included.
 
Hazey

Your lipstick is smeared. Again.

Why I ever bothered buying you that silver compact from Tiffany.........
 
Is it me or is the recent crop of threads like this proof that lit is finally getting back to normal? Posts like the one above used to be a dime a dozen around here, but they've been welcomely absent the last 4 and a half months.

But apparently all good things must come to an end. It's sad that it took such a tremendous loss of life to improve the quality of debate around here, but I suppose I should be glad the post-Sept. 11 reprieve from boneheaded political jihads lasted as long as it did.

But now we're back to diatribes pinning all of America's problems on one ideology or another.

I agree with one point, though: it's to the Dems advantage here to not solve the recession until after the November elections. How could they possibly gain seats with the Republicans winning a war and the nation prospering economically? Still, that fact doesn't have anything to do with them being "liberal" or "conservative". It has everything to do with trying to keep your political enemies from becoming too popular by being successful at giving the voters what they want. The same thing would happen if the situation was reversed. It's situations like this one that demonstrate that although a republic like ours might be the best form of government ever conceived, it still sucks ass.
 
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I just LOVE that compact, miles.

And the camouflage buttplugs you sent me, such a dear.;)

Toodles.
 
I love these threads. I could put all the posts in all the political threads into my PC Sooper-Dooper 5000 political thread mixer-upper machine and hit the mixilator button.

My PC-SD 5000 would automatically replace every instance of the word liberal or Democrat with conservative or Republican. It would erase the posters names. Then we would put all the posts back nice and neat, and no one would be able to tell who fucking wrote what, because they all sound the same.

Hazie, you still crack me up.
 
Purple Haze

My pleasure, you princely purple piece of pinkmanmeat.

And don't forget to wash the plugs in COOL (not warm) water. Otherwise the camo might fade

They are so you.
 
I think it's time we got beyond this Bill Clinton stuff. He's eclipsed Jimmy Carter's place in history as the worst president in the past 50 years.
 
Re: Re: All lies?

Conservative Handjob said:


You can't prove any of it is true. You posted it.

Bush is satan and he rapes babies. Prove that isn't true.

You lose.

The great thing about unregistered posters is that they are probably also unregistered voters.
 
No liberals to

defend themselves. Oh sorry Liberals dont believe in defense. Just name calling.
 
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