Lies...Lies

[Mindfondler]

I'm so thankful not to have seen Fondler around lately. His sense of humor is really lacking.

I don't have any sense of humor (whatever that is). I've been avoiding you on purpose.

At least, it has been on this thread.....it's not like I've post-stalked him or anything, because I haven't.

I believe you. It's not the sort of thing that I can imagine you doing.

*scoffs* Nobody post-stalks on Lit.... And no one enjoys hearing that they might have been stalked.

You're right. I hate the idea of being post-stalked. It doesn't flatter me in the least.
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[cravon4884]

I really hate it when someone admits to post-stalking me. It really gives me no pleasure at all. It really makes my smile disappear.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This has surely been the happiest day of my life. My #1 arch-enemy has been removed from my sphere and I am howling with glee and dancing a jig of joy. Truly, I could not be more pleased about how everything has worked out to suit me perfectly.

Bliss is mine.

 

[Violetvixen1]

This has surely been the happiest day of my life. My #1 arch-enemy has been removed from my sphere and I am howling with glee and dancing a jig of joy. Truly, I could not be more pleased about how everything has worked out to suit me perfectly.

Bliss is mine.

I have no sympathy or kind intentions towards honey.


you ok sweetie? Sounds like a really rough day.

 

[greyjim]

I have no sympathy or kind intentions towards honey.


you ok sweetie? Sounds like a really rough day.

I detest Violet....very much..

 

[Violetvixen1]

I detest Violet....very much..

I'm so glad to hear you detest me!! The feeling is mutual!

 

[positivetension]

The Ecuadorian tree sloth's penis has four separate ball-and-socket joints. Spanish Conquistadors referred to the animal as Ganzúa de la Naturaleza or "nature's lockpick".

 

[cliteatingman]

I'm so glad to hear you detest me!! The feeling is mutual!

I hate you too!!!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have no sympathy or kind intentions towards honey.


you ok sweetie? Sounds like a really rough day.

I am a most ungrateful wench.

Thank you so much for asking, Vixxy. I'm chillin' in The Valley of Despair for a couple of days before I pull myself up by my bootstraps and soldier on. I also have some kick-ass support people here who know the deets and are being a tremendous comfort to me. But I could always use a snuggly girly hug.

 

[positivetension]

During a 1962 remodel of the White House, a large trove of bound, hand-drawn interracial erotica was found under the floorboards of the East Wing. The books, Monticello Brown Sugar: Volumes 1-19, were not signed by or attributed to any known author.

 

[Looks4Fun]

During a 1962 remodel of the White House, a large trove of bound, hand-drawn interracial erotica was found under the floorboards of the East Wing. The books, Monticello Brown Sugar: Volumes 1-19, were not signed by or attributed to any known author.

The mysterious activities of one of our Pounding Fathers perhaps.

 

[akaSol]

I am a 6ft 2" midget

>Sol

 

[tiny_tits]

I would say no to a frozen margarita right now.

 

[cliteatingman]

I would say no to a frozen margarita right now.

I'd never make you one!!

 

[wildchild24143]

I would say no to a frozen margarita right now.

Ohhh, margaritas did me in a few nights ago

 

[WolfsButterfly]

I HATE sex.

 

[tiny_tits]

Ohhh, margaritas did me in a few nights ago

So, that's a lie?

 

[cliteatingman]

So, that's a lie?

Tiny tits, I don't find you the least bit attractive!

 

[positivetension]

The standard unit of measure used by industrial butter manufacturers is derived from the volume of Paula Deen's bra cups.

 

[ImagineMe2]

The standard unit of measure used by industrial butter manufacturers is derived from the volume of Paula Deen's bra cups.

I believe that.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ohhh, margaritas did me in a few nights ago

Welcome, stranger. I don't think we've ever met before. and I'm certain that I've never had you on my yahoo.

 

[tolyk]

I absolutely over going to the dentist. Great way to start the day.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you know, you should really stop going. haven't you heard? taking care of your teeth is bad for your health.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I did not send pics of my queen-sized bum in red lacy cheeky-pants to my man last night. After all, what would be the point? I certainly wouldn't like for any part of him to come within a country mile of my bum. I mean, really. "rolleyes"

 

[turbokalt]

I did not send pics of my queen-sized bum in red lacy cheeky-pants to my man last night. After all, what would be the point? I certainly wouldn't like for any part of him to come within a country mile of my bum. I mean, really. "rolleyes"

I would never, EVER want to see that!!!!!!!