Life is becoming a comedy.

[Svenskaflicka]

If someone would make demands like that to me, I'd not be able to stop myself from laughing right in their face!

Seriously, you should put large fences all around that county and charge people money to come in and stroll around CrazyWorld!

 

[Misty_Morning]

........

 

[JRaven]

SeaCat,
Your stories of your neighbors always give me a good laugh.
But seriously, have you ever considered taking out a restraining order? I think it would really shake things up! Consider, you'd have to tell the court why you needed the restraining order. There's not a whole lot daddy could do about it.
Jenny

 

[Lisa Denton]

My life has become a comedy that only someone who appreciates Jeff Foxworthy could appreciate.

I had another visit from my neighbor this evening. I had thought that she would be leaving me alone after I introduced her to my Devils Chicken.

Tonight she came by and demanded two things from me. She demanded that I put up her Christmas Lights for her because I was so obviously done. She went on in detail about what she wanted done and where I could get the lights to do it. (Huh?)

She then informed me that her poor little cat had no food and that she wanted me to give her some. I was almost willing to do this until she produced a bag that she expected me to fill. She wanted me to give her enough to fill a small trashbag. (Enough to feed my cats for a week.)

I thought I was being nice when I asked her why her parents weren't helping her with the lights or the cat food, and where was her BoyFriend during this?

She informed me that I should do as she said as her parents were Cops. I hated to burst her bubble but I know about her parents. Her mother was a dispatcher for a police department that no longer exists, and her father is a reserve with the local Sherriffs Department. She turned and wandered away while mumbling under her breath about people who didn't know their place.

Hey at least she didn't ask or demand food for herself this time.

I'm left to wonder what will come next?

Cat

Cat your neighbors are wacko. You need to remember that you are not a strange person but strange things happen to you, which is not your fault you are just a strange attractor (?) which sounds kinda kinky ... and nice.

Nice is the keyword in this situation, you are too nice to tell this lady to fuck off. I would do it for you but I am busy getting out my christmas decorations and lights and stuff so I can order you to get to texas and put all the stuffs up for me.

Sometimes you don't have to be mean to make a point. Just photoshop your face into this picture and print and tack it on your front door so your neighbors can see you enjoying one of your hobbies ............ and maybe be respectful.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b11/LisaDenton/The_Big_Gun.jpg

Fear? Respect? Hey, when peoples are rude, whats the difference?

 

[SeaCat]

Cat your neighbors are wacko. You need to remember that you are not a strange person but strange things happen to you, which is not your fault you are just a strange attractor (?) which sounds kinda kinky ... and nice.

Nice is the keyword in this situation, you are too nice to tell this lady to fuck off. I would do it for you but I am busy getting out my christmas decorations and lights and stuff so I can order you to get to texas and put all the stuffs up for me.

Sometimes you don't have to be mean to make a point. Just photoshop your face into this picture and print and tack it on your front door so your neighbors can see you enjoying one of your hobbies ............ and maybe be respectful.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b11/LisaDenton/The_Big_Gun.jpg

Fear? Respect? Hey, when peoples are rude, whats the difference?

ROTFLMAO

I'll have to see if I can get a copy of the picture a co-worker of mine made of me. (If I can get it I'll scan it in and post it here.)

She took a picture of me with my hair down and Photoshopped it onto a pic of a guy in full western regalia. It was too funny.

Cat

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

This is the girl you described as, "Clinicaly Obese should not wear Spandex Bike Shorts and skin tight Rebel Flag T-Shirts even when they are only 21 years old" in the opening act of this comedy, here: https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=446021

Some more from that one:

"Okay, before I get jumped here for being insensitive I am not. There is a difference between a person being heavy and a person being clinicaly obese. And while this young woman can claim that some of this is genetic it is not all genetic. In the half hour she was on our patio I watched as she finished off a Big Buford, (a rather large, tasty and quite messy burger from a regional fast food chain.) She then dug out of her bag and consumed a bag of Pork Rinds, two large Snickers Bars and had started in on a bag of Sun Chips. (Yes her bag was large, I have seen smaller A.W.O.L. Bags.) As she stuffed her face she continued commenting on how her parents were cops even as she dropped her trash on the floor."


This has "screenplay" written all over it.

 

[TheEarl]

This is the girl you described as, "Clinicaly Obese should not wear Spandex Bike Shorts and skin tight Rebel Flag T-Shirts even when they are only 21 years old" in the opening act of this comedy, here: https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=446021

Some more from that one:

"Okay, before I get jumped here for being insensitive I am not. There is a difference between a person being heavy and a person being clinicaly obese. And while this young woman can claim that some of this is genetic it is not all genetic. In the half hour she was on our patio I watched as she finished off a Big Buford, (a rather large, tasty and quite messy burger from a regional fast food chain.) She then dug out of her bag and consumed a bag of Pork Rinds, two large Snickers Bars and had started in on a bag of Sun Chips. (Yes her bag was large, I have seen smaller A.W.O.L. Bags.) As she stuffed her face she continued commenting on how her parents were cops even as she dropped her trash on the floor."


This has "screenplay" written all over it.

I can just imagine SeaCat being led out of an agent's office.

Cat: But it's not too fantastical. This actually happened! I can bring her in and show her to you!

The Earl

 

[Lisa Denton]

This is the girl you described as, "Clinicaly Obese should not wear Spandex Bike Shorts and skin tight Rebel Flag T-Shirts even when they are only 21 years old" in the opening act of this comedy, here: https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=446021

Some more from that one:

"Okay, before I get jumped here for being insensitive I am not. There is a difference between a person being heavy and a person being clinicaly obese. And while this young woman can claim that some of this is genetic it is not all genetic. In the half hour she was on our patio I watched as she finished off a Big Buford, (a rather large, tasty and quite messy burger from a regional fast food chain.) She then dug out of her bag and consumed a bag of Pork Rinds, two large Snickers Bars and had started in on a bag of Sun Chips. (Yes her bag was large, I have seen smaller A.W.O.L. Bags.) As she stuffed her face she continued commenting on how her parents were cops even as she dropped her trash on the floor."


This has "screenplay" written all over it.

He could make a commercial about her also

"Next time you have a Big Buford, Pork Rinds, two Snickers Bars and some Sun Chips, and are wearing spandex bike shorts when you feel some gas coming on, try Pepto Bismal to defuse an explosive situation"

Oh, I am bad, but I couldn't help it.

 

[SeaCat]

He could make a commercial about her also

"Next time you have a Big Buford, Pork Rinds, two Snickers Bars and some Sun Chips, and are wearing spandex bike shorts when you feel some gas coming on, try Pepto Bismal to defuse an explosive situation"

Oh, I am bad, but I couldn't help it.

LOLOL

Now that reminds me of Larry the Cable Guy. (Hint his family at the Flea Market.)

Terrible humor but at some level we all enjoy it or it's like.

Cat

 

[MagicaPractica]

Bizarre

Beyond my ability to comprehend.