Life is like...

[tigerjen]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like fondue.....
everyone takes a "dip" into the "pot"!

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates... but sex is like a bag of M&Ms... what's outside doesn't matter, it's the melt in your mouth part that is more important. Plus, the M&M Mini's are every bit as satisfying as the big ones.

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like an oreo. You can eat the middle first or take the whole thing at once.

I know, lame.

But, philosopher was never my claim
to fame!

I thought it was a great play on words!

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like like snow... you never know how many inches you will get, or how long it will last.

 

[tigerjen]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like a restaurant
buffet.........you have your pick of what you want to eat,
and have as much as you like.......

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like a restaurant
buffet.........you have your pick of what you want to eat,
and have as much as you like.......

I only seem to be able to window shop at this buffet... I see a lot I want... but I can't seem to get served

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex with a man is like wine... you have to start with a fruit, stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they finally become something you could have dinner with.

 

[MissTaken]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex with a man is like wine... you have to start with a fruit, stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they finally become something you could have dinner with.

There is my problem!

I am not stomping on the men in my life!

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like an oil change... you should do it on a regular basis otherwise you'll sputter, it can get messy, you can do it all by yourself but it is recommended that you either pay someone to help or ask a buddy to join in; but when all is said and done, you'll have a longer useful life if it is attended to regularly.

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chololates, but sex is like a room full of filing cabinets. It takes a lot of sorting to find the drawers you want to get into.

 

[Ladybird]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like my first cup of coffee in the morning... I need it, and feel much better afterwards.

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like royalty. Once a king, always a king, but once a knight is not enough.

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like like prozac... you know you'll feel better if you can just that thing uncorked

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like medicine, virginity can be cured

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like a three day weekend at the beach: you have to watch out for crabs, plus nothing beats rubbing a little lotion on when things start to get hot.

 

[blancskies]

Life is like.....

a merry-go-round, some days youre up and some days youre down.

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like a prostitute, if you have a bike, you can pedal your ass around town.

 

[toker]

life is like.......

walking thru a cow pasture, side-stepping the cow-pies,,and then somebody sneeks up behind you and hits you in the back of the head when you were'nt look'n,,,,,
so ya buy a new comb @ wal-mart and move on

 

[hotNnasty]

Re: life is like

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it!

Amen to that! LOLL

 

[wordsmithe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is prozac; you know you'd feel better if you have some once a night

 

[TAKEMEE]

Life is like

A fine bottle of champagne
and if you don't drink it, it goes bad

 

[*Catbabe*]

Life is like a box of chocolates, but sex is like a tequilla shooter......makes you shiver, heats up your blood and feels good going down.....

Cat

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Life is like a cactus. One prick after another!

 

[1sexylady]

Life is like a mission....Hi just spreading the Joy Dust and blowing in 's life is too short for anything else....Have a good day..