Life-size pink penis made of sugar

[CharleyH]

Yeah, after they've gone on for two hours (and more) they tend to get a bit over-baked. Hell of an explosion when they reach critical temp though!

Lou

mmm love to see you brit in on baby

 

[CharleyH]

I've had both cunt and cock pastas, you can get anything in San Francisco. I like the way they swell up when cooked. Ooh, now I'm hungry.

Perdita

if in france YES - oerhaps even, um Portugal? - think they'd bubble and froth -yet England? oh land of the gray steak?

A beautifilly dripping latin butter, or perhaps a sauce that swims into - onto . . . . um going - suddenly turned myself on. oh funny never do that - YUM thanks to you and lou. ok not but ok

 

[pop_54]

Mate of mine went to Egypt once, a little Arab trader sold him some crinkled up things that looked like prunes. The Arab insisted they were sun dried cunt holes from dead women, just add water and use them to wank yourself Efendi he said, just like the real thing. Mate fell for it and bought half a dozen, when he got them home and added water, he found he'd been cheated, 3 of them were male arseholes.

I'd rather like a nice pink penis to suck on Joe, but then I've always had some strange tastes Maybe I'll just go and suck a Fisherman's Friend.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

. Mate fell for it and bought half a dozen, when he got them home and added water, he found he'd been cheated, 3 of them were male arseholes.

I'd rather like a nice pink penis to suck on Joe, but then I've always had some strange tastes Maybe I'll just go and suck a Fisherman's Friend.

How did he know that, we all ask curiously?
and just make sure the Fisherman doesn't get jealous.

 

[pop_54]

How did he know that, we all ask curiously?
and just make sure the Fisherman doesn't get jealous.

Well he's not colour blind dear, he could tell pink from brown and they were hairy.


(In case you don't have them, which I doubt you do, Fisherman's Friend's are a brand of strong mint candy lozenges, that always raise a chuckle)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well he's not colour blind dear, he could tell pink from brown and they were hairy.


(In case you don't have them, which I doubt you do, Fisherman's Friend's are a brand of strong mint candy lozenges, that always raise a chuckle)

Damn you Pops, you got me again.
We do have FF here and I love them when I'm sick, my friends can't handle them, they think they are too strong. Gits.

 

[Guest]

After "Star Wars, The Phatom Menance" was released, a store near me started selling Jar Jar Binks' head, and when you pushed the plunger on the back his mouth opened and a three inch tongue popped out.

Not quite as bad as the penis but still funny

 

[Guest]

I should've mentioned that it was a candy tongue.

 

[RenzaJones]

just how big is a life sized penis? and how thick?

I've done some naughty things with candy and now I need to know.

 

[NoJo]

Mine's four inches... no five... six.... no, seven... hang on a sec...


Okay. Anything between four and eight.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hubby sent me a box of banana-flavoured candydicks, about 1" tall. M and I gave a few to her little son, who was only 3 at the time, and ate anything as long as you called it "candy".

We're really looking forward to him becoming a teenager, so we can tease about "the time he ate cocks".