Lights on... lights off...???

[Honey123]

Well sometimes I like covers. You know, just a bit as he's -

No, wait. I'm thinking restraints.

Never mind.

You are naughty

 

[impressive]

Well sometimes I like covers. You know, just a bit as he's -

No, wait. I'm thinking restraints.

Never mind.

The last time I remember using covers of any sort was in a sleeping bag -- and only 'cause we didn't want the other couple sharing the tent to ogle.

 

[Guest]

You are naughty

Can I quote you on that?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Filthy whores.

 

[The_Darkness]

Filthy whores.

Abs, so say that like it's a bad thing......

Lights on, lights off....inside, outside....where ever.

I do have to say that in the car is still my favorite. Not much for covers while you're doing 80 down the interstate, either.

 

[Guest]

Filthy whores.

Twat.

 

[impressive]

Filthy whores.

I am NOT filthy!

 

[Honey123]

Can I quote you on that?

 

[Honey123]

Abs, so say that like it's a bad thing......

Lights on, lights off....inside, outside....where ever.

I do have to say that in the car is still my favorite. Not much for covers while you're doing 80 down the interstate, either.

I am hoping that she was giving you a blow job unless she was sitting on you wile you were driving 80?

 

[The_Darkness]

I am hoping that she was giving you a blow job unless she was sitting on you wile you were driving 80?

Yes.

Both.

I managed to eat an ex-girlfriend out when she was driving....that was a feat of flexibility that neither of us is no longer capable of....but I've been trying to talk the fiancee into trying it. She's just responsive enough that I'm sure we'd die in a fiery crash....

 

[Guest]

Yes.

Both.

I managed to eat an ex-girlfriend out when she was driving....that was a feat of flexibility that neither of us is no longer capable of....but I've been trying to talk the fiancee into trying it. She's just responsive enough that I'm sure we'd die in a fiery crash....

*sigh*

How romantic.

 

[Honey123]

Yes.

Both.

I managed to eat an ex-girlfriend out when she was driving....that was a feat of flexibility that neither of us is no longer capable of....but I've been trying to talk the fiancee into trying it. She's just responsive enough that I'm sure we'd die in a fiery crash....

I've done the blow job thing and was fingered..but never eaten out while he was driving. Just thinking about it makes me laugh...He'd never be able to do it!

We used to have sex in the front seat of the car ~ that was fun.

 

[The_Darkness]

*sigh*

How romantic.

Who's sig line is it that says "Pilage, burn, then rape...it's more romantic by the firelight"?

 

[Honey123]

*sigh*

How romantic.

LOL...you quoted me!

I think I may have been quoted only 2x's on Lit...*Blows you a huge kiss*

 

[The_Darkness]

I've done the blow job thing and was fingered..but never eaten out while he was driving. Just thinking about it makes me laugh...He'd never be able to do it!

We used to have sex in the front seat of the car ~ that was fun.

I have never once broken in the back seat of a car....the front seat of 5 different ones, two of mine, two of my girlfriends (different girls), and one of my girlfriend's grandfathers (the one where we tested our flexibility). One hood, one trunk....

But never a back seat.

 

[Honey123]

I have never once broken in the back seat of a car....the front seat of 5 different ones, two of mine, two of my girlfriends (different girls), and one of my girlfriend's grandfathers (the one where we tested our flexibility). One hood, one trunk....

But never a back seat.

on a hood...that seems incredibly hot. (probablly literally too...)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What? I was greeting you all....sluts.

 

[The_Darkness]

on a hood...that seems incredibly hot. (probablly literally too...)

newer car, aluminum engine, much cooler than the old cast-iron blocks of anything pre 1990's.

It was! We were getting all kinds of worked up on the interstate and we needed each other. BAD. So we pulled off the interstate, found the first gravel road and screwed each other silly just probably 1/4 mile from someone's house. All their lights were on, and it was pretty damn dark out. I think they saw us, but I didn't care then, and I still don't now.

In all likelihood, that's actually when she got pregnant...

 

[The_Darkness]

What? I was greeting you all....sluts.

Oh, well in that case.

 

[Honey123]

newer car, aluminum engine, much cooler than the old cast-iron blocks of anything pre 1990's.

It was! We were getting all kinds of worked up on the interstate and we needed each other. BAD. So we pulled off the interstate, found the first gravel road and screwed each other silly just probably 1/4 mile from someone's house. All their lights were on, and it was pretty damn dark out. I think they saw us, but I didn't care then, and I still don't now.

In all likelihood, that's actually when she got pregnant...

You're not gonna name your kid after the car are you?

 

[AppleBiter]

Which do you prefer?


Me, I have always been so self-conscious that I preferred lights off. But now that I have lost over 40 pounds, I may change my mind.

Either. Doesn't really matter to me.

 

[The_Darkness]

You're not gonna name your kid after the car are you?

LOL! Name the kid Monte!? Shit no, he/she'd get the crap kicked out of them in school! That or she/he'd be the baddest kid in the town....one of the two...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, well in that case.

I'm not totally insensitive.

 

[The_Darkness]

I'm not totally insensitive.

True enough, but like you said...you never said you were nice...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

True enough, but like you said...you never said you were nice...

bingo.