LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦

[LilKitKat]

I'm a boring person to be honest.
I don't watch television and I don't think I saw any movies this year.
Yes, some of the songs from your fav movie did get stuck in my head.

no tv or movies eh? just sports or ?

 

[Bigassfan]

I actually love the BigKat bars...

Is that some sort of innuendo?

 

[LilKitKat]

Ok time for some BONKERS would you rathers

1. Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?
or
2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?


1. Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...?
or
2. Watch a porn movie starring your parents?


1. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents?
or
2. Have sex in front of 20,000 screaming wrestling fans?


1. Would you rather never get/give oral sex again for the rest of your life?...
or
2. Have to have sex with each of the following: a walrus, a tiger, a warthog...?


1. Would you rather experience an orgasm (and all that it entails) whenever you hear the word "pancake"
or
2. Have to sing the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax?

 

[Lazaran]

Ok time for some BONKERS would you rathers

1. Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?
or
2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?


1. Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...?
or
2. Watch a porn movie starring your parents?


1. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents?
or
2. Have sex in front of 20,000 screaming wrestling fans?


1. Would you rather never get/give oral sex again for the rest of your life?...
or
2. Have to have sex with each of the following: a walrus, a tiger, a warthog...?


1. Would you rather experience an orgasm (and all that it entails) whenever you hear the word "pancake"
or
2. Have to sing the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax?

LilKitKat’s mind works in…mysterious ways…

But here are my “rathers”:

1
1
2
1
1

In order, respectively.

(?)

 

[Azuldrgon]

Ok time for some BONKERS would you rathers

1. Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?
or
2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?


1. Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...?
or
2. Watch a porn movie starring your parents?


1. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents?
or
2. Have sex in front of 20,000 screaming wrestling fans?


1. Would you rather never get/give oral sex again for the rest of your life?...
or
2. Have to have sex with each of the following: a walrus, a tiger, a warthog...?


1. Would you rather experience an orgasm (and all that it entails) whenever you hear the word "pancake"
or
2. Have to sing the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax?

1, 1, 1, 1, 2


weird.

 

[Azuldrgon]

no tv or movies eh? just sports or ?

Lots of Youtube and Pokemon games.
And working a bunch.

 

[Paul_Chance]

1. Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?

or

2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?



Bring on the commentator! Can I choose the sport the commentator is from? Because…..GOOOOOAAAALLL



1. Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...?

or

2. Watch a porn movie starring your parents?



Been there, done that (both 1 and 2). I had very sexually liberated parents.



1. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents?

or

2. Have sex in front of 20,000 screaming wrestling fans?



Bring on the wrestling fans! I would definitely ham it up.



1. Would you rather never get/give oral sex again for the rest of your life?...

or

2. Have to have sex with each of the following: a walrus, a tiger, a warthog...?



I ain’t giving up oral sex.



1. Would you rather experience an orgasm (and all that it entails) whenever you hear the word "pancake"

or

2. Have to sing the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax?



Pancake!

 

[flickerfly]

Ok time for some BONKERS would you rathers

1. Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?
or
2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?

1.

1. Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...?
or
2. Watch a porn movie starring your parents?

1

1. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents?
or
2. Have sex in front of 20,000 screaming wrestling fans?

2

1. Would you rather never get/give oral sex again for the rest of your life?...
or
2. Have to have sex with each of the following: a walrus, a tiger, a warthog...?

Ummm…1?

1. Would you rather experience an orgasm (and all that it entails) whenever you hear the word "pancake"
or
2. Have to sing the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax?

1

 

[Jaws82]

Ok time for some BONKERS would you rathers

1. Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?
or
2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?

1

1. Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...?
or
2. Watch a porn movie starring your parents?

1

1. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents?
or
2. Have sex in front of 20,000 screaming wrestling fans?

2

1. Would you rather never get/give oral sex again for the rest of your life?...
or
2. Have to have sex with each of the following: a walrus, a tiger, a warthog...?

1

1. Would you rather experience an orgasm (and all that it entails) whenever you hear the word "pancake"
or
2. Have to sing the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax?

1

Yup these are bonkers alright haha

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

they go through your anus for that? i guess i figured they do arthroscopic through your stomach/groin area

NOPE

they go up through the pee hole

 

[Cybmorg]

Ok time for some BONKERS would you rathers

1. Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?
or
2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?


1. Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...?
or
2. Watch a porn movie starring your parents?


1. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents?
or
2. Have sex in front of 20,000 screaming wrestling fans?


1. Would you rather never get/give oral sex again for the rest of your life?...
or
2. Have to have sex with each of the following: a walrus, a tiger, a warthog...?


1. Would you rather experience an orgasm (and all that it entails) whenever you hear the word "pancake"
or
2. Have to sing the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax?

1
1
2
1
1 pancakes for breakfast everyday please

 

[M4titties]

Ok time for some BONKERS would you rathers

1. Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?
or
2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?


1. Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...?
or
2. Watch a porn movie starring your parents?


1. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents?
or
2. Have sex in front of 20,000 screaming wrestling fans?


1. Would you rather never get/give oral sex again for the rest of your life?...
or
2. Have to have sex with each of the following: a walrus, a tiger, a warthog...?


1. Would you rather experience an orgasm (and all that it entails) whenever you hear the word "pancake"
or
2. Have to sing the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax?

1
1
2
2
1

 

[sister jenny]

Ok time for some BONKERS would you rathers

1. Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?
or
2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?

Never EVER Trump. So 1.

1. Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...?
or
2. Watch a porn movie starring your parents?

Starring, haha.

1. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents?
or
2. Have sex in front of 20,000 screaming wrestling fans?

Again, parents.
Not sure I could perform in front of so many

1. Would you rather never get/give oral sex again for the rest of your life?...
or
2. Have to have sex with each of the following: a walrus, a tiger, a warthog...?

2. Haha.

1. Would you rather experience an orgasm (and all that it entails) whenever you hear the word "pancake"
or
2. Have to sing the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax?

2. Easy! Great song.

These were a ton of fun!

 

[sister jenny]

My 2025.

TV show: Andor. So damn good!
Movie: Train Dreams. One Battle After Another.
Drink: Red Wine
Album: K-Pop Demon Hunters
Trip: London, love that city.
Book: Onyx Storm, yeah I am one of those. Into Thin Air-Jon Krakauer
Best advice: Fuck him! (not in a sexual way)
Popcorn seasoning: Celery salt
Soda: ice cold Ginger Ale with a slice of lime
Icecream: caramel and sea salt
Clothing: hotel robe

 

[IrrelevantFacts]

1. I would love to have an announcer, but they better give me a jersey.

1. I would rather watch porn with my entire extended family than see my mom naked.

2. Give me hell in a cell. The fans are going to love it.

1. Sorry, but I have to ruin your fanfics. I'm not topping the walrus.

1. I already sing come on Eileen, so that is a moot point. I will definitely be making "pancake" my notification sound

 

[Apollo96]

Ok time for some BONKERS would you rathers

1. Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?
or
2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?


1. Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...?
or
2. Watch a porn movie starring your parents?


1. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents?
or
2. Have sex in front of 20,000 screaming wrestling fans?


1. Would you rather never get/give oral sex again for the rest of your life?...
or
2. Have to have sex with each of the following: a walrus, a tiger, a warthog...?


1. Would you rather experience an orgasm (and all that it entails) whenever you hear the word "pancake"
or
2. Have to sing the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax?

1
1
2
1
2