LilKitKat's thread

[Centauri1]

Thanks for the support all. Doesnt mean I am being driven away or wont post butts and boobs for ya, just means itll be monitored a bit...maybe its an incentive to follow me so you can see it before it goes poof?

Lol now to figure if you are am or pm posting..

 

[LilKitKat]

Lol now to figure if you are am or pm posting..

prob usually in the morning/afternoon, not evening.

 

[sexywriterfla]

I need my toilet cleaned, my window blinds done, I am possibly behind on my laundry, my dog needs to go out, the dishes...

Oh. Oh...oh...did you mean? Did you think I meant...? Hahahaha...

Just teasing of course. Yeah...probably could use an extra set of fingers, tongue, etc about now. All this misery, sadness, destruction, headache, heartache...so a few orgasms would be lovely.

I bet you do. And happy to be just a pleasant distraction for you, even if just for a moment or two.

A few orgasms always does the trick.

 

[SmokingFap]

Hisarpy is, and always has been a total CUNT

Did that douchebag escape from the Politics Board to assault our lovely KitKat? I was hoping I had seen and heard the last of him.

 

[stxjimmy]

Did that douchebag escape from the Politics Board to assault our lovely KitKat? I was hoping I had seen and heard the last of him.

Alas he’s still active

 

[SmokingFap]

I need my toilet cleaned, my window blinds done, I am possibly behind on my laundry, my dog needs to go out, the dishes...

Consider it done. And what would you like for dinner? I'm an excellent cook, if not an actual chef.

Just teasing of course. Yeah...probably could use an extra set of fingers, tongue, etc about now. All this misery, sadness, destruction, headache, heartache...so a few orgasms would be lovely.

I'll refrain from even commenting on this part. I'm sure my fellow perverts will inundate you with their altruistic offers.

 

[SmokingFap]

Alas he’s still active

Like herpes. Never fucking goes away.

 

[sexywriterfla]

I need my toilet cleaned, my window blinds done, I am possibly behind on my laundry, my dog needs to go out, the dishes...

Oh. Oh...oh...did you mean? Did you think I meant...? Hahahaha...

Just teasing of course. Yeah...probably could use an extra set of fingers, tongue, etc about now. All this misery, sadness, destruction, headache, heartache...so a few orgasms would be lovely.

Hey, I'm quite skilled at the domestic duties, ya know. And quite skilled in my oral ministrations as well. So perhaps as a reward you'd be willing to return the favor, perhaps?

 

[LilKitKat]

Haha, its ok, I know that I invite being objectified a bit on here, but I also know that many of you like me plenty for my brains and heart and not just t n a!

 

[SmokingFap]

Haha, its ok, I know that I invite being objectified a bit on here, but I also know that many of you like me plenty for my brains and heart and not just t n a!

Knowing your educational background, I would imagine that you're more intelligent than approximately 90% of the folks on here. And you're very sweet. The tits and ass are just bonuses.

I'll stop sucking up now.

 

[sexywriterfla]

Haha, its ok, I know that I invite being objectified a bit on here, but I also know that many of you like me plenty for my brains and heart and not just t n a!

Of course, and it's about the many layers. You're much more than just T&A. Although said T&A is quite lovely to look at. Among other things.

 

[LilKitKat]

Well, in doing my best to understand the male brain seeing someone you find attractive is good and all, but the male mind likes to see lots of different types of women (usually). One day yer surfing for women with big tits. Another day you have a jonesing for MILFs. Another day its short latinas. Another time its asians, or the hot girl next door, or only redheads, or guys with big dicks railing tiny little girls, or its roleplaying teacher/student or some dominatrix type and so on.
And then the reason a place like OnlyFans is successful is because many men want to try to have that connection with the model...otherwise you all will just jerk off to free porn. I mean...why pay 5, 10 dollars or whatever a month to see a cutie's boobs when you can spend an extra 10 secs and find thousands of images or vidz on free sites? Some of you see beyond a nice set of boobs and want the attention. I totally get it. I love attention (duh, why show my tits on here if I hated attention right?!). And maybe some of you want to feel like the person on the other end actually cares about you, or is willing to sext, or just give a dick rating, or make you feel special with some shout out, or you can buy her panties or whatever!? Its a smart business model and some of those women on there make a killing and many of the men feel its a great deal. I was on there, I didnt do especially well but the competition is insane and it wasnt my goal to do it for a living either. Anyway, I digress.
So the attraction you may possibly have to me is more than seeing just a "decent body" or a "pretty face", its also stimulating your brain to be interested in me in a way you may not have expected or hoped when you joined or clicked my thread or whatever...because I offer that personal attention. I will talk with you about your fantasies, I will give you a dick rating, heck I will talk with you about sports or music or dungeons and dragons and Horizon Zero Dawn and you can also fantasize about me maybe as a girlfriend or just being with someone "maybe couldnt normally get" or whatever you may think because you also know me a little and I know you. Theres a connection..and it cost you NOTHING (but time).

So yes, I am more than just "T & A"...but goddamn I know you like what I have and I am happy to provide that too! Hahaha!

 

[Centauri1]

Well, in doing my best to understand the male brain seeing someone you find attractive is good and all, but the male mind likes to see lots of different types of women (usually). One day yer surfing for women with big tits. Another day you have a jonesing for MILFs. Another day its short latinas. Another time its asians, or the hot girl next door, or only redheads, or guys with big dicks railing tiny little girls, or its roleplaying teacher/student or some dominatrix type and so on.
And then the reason a place like OnlyFans is successful is because many men want to try to have that connection with the model...otherwise you all will just jerk off to free porn. I mean...why pay 5, 10 dollars or whatever a month to see a cutie's boobs when you can spend an extra 10 secs and find thousands of images or vidz on free sites? Some of you see beyond a nice set of boobs and want the attention. I totally get it. I love attention (duh, why show my tits on here if I hated attention right?!). And maybe some of you want to feel like the person on the other end actually cares about you, or is willing to sext, or just give a dick rating, or make you feel special with some shout out, or you can buy her panties or whatever!? Its a smart business model and some of those women on there make a killing and many of the men feel its a great deal. I was on there, I didnt do especially well but the competition is insane and it wasnt my goal to do it for a living either. Anyway, I digress.
So the attraction you may possibly have to me is more than seeing just a "decent body" or a "pretty face", its also stimulating your brain to be interested in me in a way you may not have expected or hoped when you joined or clicked my thread or whatever...because I offer that personal attention. I will talk with you about your fantasies, I will give you a dick rating, heck I will talk with you about sports or music or dungeons and dragons and Horizon Zero Dawn and you can also fantasize about me maybe as a girlfriend or just being with someone "maybe couldnt normally get" or whatever you may think because you also know me a little and I know you. Theres a connection..and it cost you NOTHING (but time).

So yes, I am more than just "T & A"...but goddamn I know you like what I have and I am happy to provide that too! Hahaha!

And there's the reason we enjoy you...

 

[sexywriterfla]

Well, in doing my best to understand the male brain seeing someone you find attractive is good and all, but the male mind likes to see lots of different types of women (usually). One day yer surfing for women with big tits. Another day you have a jonesing for MILFs. Another day its short latinas. Another time its asians, or the hot girl next door, or only redheads, or guys with big dicks railing tiny little girls, or its roleplaying teacher/student or some dominatrix type and so on.
And then the reason a place like OnlyFans is successful is because many men want to try to have that connection with the model...otherwise you all will just jerk off to free porn. I mean...why pay 5, 10 dollars or whatever a month to see a cutie's boobs when you can spend an extra 10 secs and find thousands of images or vidz on free sites? Some of you see beyond a nice set of boobs and want the attention. I totally get it. I love attention (duh, why show my tits on here if I hated attention right?!). And maybe some of you want to feel like the person on the other end actually cares about you, or is willing to sext, or just give a dick rating, or make you feel special with some shout out, or you can buy her panties or whatever!? Its a smart business model and some of those women on there make a killing and many of the men feel its a great deal. I was on there, I didnt do especially well but the competition is insane and it wasnt my goal to do it for a living either. Anyway, I digress.
So the attraction you may possibly have to me is more than seeing just a "decent body" or a "pretty face", its also stimulating your brain to be interested in me in a way you may not have expected or hoped when you joined or clicked my thread or whatever...because I offer that personal attention. I will talk with you about your fantasies, I will give you a dick rating, heck I will talk with you about sports or music or dungeons and dragons and Horizon Zero Dawn and you can also fantasize about me maybe as a girlfriend or just being with someone "maybe couldnt normally get" or whatever you may think because you also know me a little and I know you. Theres a connection..and it cost you NOTHING (but time).

So yes, I am more than just "T & A"...but goddamn I know you like what I have and I am happy to provide that too! Hahaha!

Yep, nailed it. And then some.

 

[LilKitKat]

prob shouldnt have mentioned dick rating haha...I am expecting to get my inbox flooded with dicks now.
Hehehe

but ok...JUST ASK FIRST PLEASE...I dont want to just open up your thread and see this dick sitting there and say "so whatcha think?!"

 

[firefox27eros]

prob shouldnt have mentioned dick rating haha...I am expecting to get my inbox flooded with dicks now.
Hehehe

but ok...JUST ASK FIRST PLEASE...I dont want to just open up your thread and see this dick sitting there and say "so whatcha think?!"

I remember the time you missed the cumtribute pictures...

 

[LeinadVirgo]

Don't forget your seemingly boundless optimism. It's the warm glow that is bundled around your sour patch kid personality (first she's sweet, then she's naughty) that draws me here; and I'm sure, many many others agree.

 

[tnman03]

Once a woman posts anything remotely resembling a racy picture here on AMPIC her inbox is going to see more trash talk than a hooker-talking up a john. Most women who do post here in AMPICS do so for a few weeks or months, get it out of their system, or get fed up and leave. If you've enjoyed yourself here then great. That's what it's all about.

 

[valpo1029]

I’m glad your home is safe along with your mother and brother. I feel bad for all that is happening in CA right now it will be a long road of recovery.
You have every right to take control of your thread sorry for the trolls! No need to reply I know you have hundreds of messages. Take care of yourself.

 

[standard_dad]

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).

44, 5'11" and 253 pounds. I was 283 and have a goal to get down to at least 220. Hitting the gym and nutrition hard.

2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?

Married with 2 kids

3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).

Sydney, Australia

4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?

No

5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.

Yes. I've had happy endings and full on sex with escorts. For me it's a release and an indulgence. Not a lot lately but once a month, sometimes a little more. I like petite, younger women and crave that sometimes. It doesn't take away from my sexual relationship with my wife, if anything it fuels it.

6. What do you do for work?

I work in the coffee industry

7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)

I find you gorgeous. Your face and smile are captivating. I want to see more of anything you have to offer.

8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)

Yes

9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.

I'm a great home cook. Japanese food, sourdough, pizza... You name it, I cook it.

10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

Stories to start with. I love erotic fantasy, particularly of young, petite women seducing me. Trying to find some more personal connections with like minded women in that realm too.