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LilKitKat said:
I just finished a meeting, got a big one in 10 min. Then can chill a bit.

Dont worry, Ill take a pic of me in a thong and post soon enough!

GO DODGERS
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Can't wait ... At least my Braves can hopefully help out your Dodgers by beating up on the Padres😉⚾
 
LilKitKat said:
Human anatomy can let us down in random and inopportune and inappropriate times. It happens. Recover quickly!
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Yes! Been there (aging sucks) and have been fortunate enough to have a partner who was willing to change gears, take a break, and let... things... start flowing again.

Like most guys, I worry about this too much, but think most women understand.

Plus, I want to expand my use of toys to take off some of that performan e pressure!
LilKitKat said:
As for suitors...
A couple things to note
1. Im sapiosexual.
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That's fairly obvious and, I expect, is a big reason so many of us are in your thread (and PMs). Brains and looks is a great combo. It's tough to find it without ego and narcissism, though.
LilKitKat said:
2. I was with someone for a bit until just before joining here. The reason I am not with him anymore is because he cheated on me. I know, some of you will say "how can anyone cheat on you!?" or similar. But trust me, Ive heard the phrase about "Show me a hot girl and Ill show you a guy tired of fucking her" or however it goes. Grass is always greener, whatever. That said, he was a bonehead of course!
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Crazy, indeed, but I guess we have to enjoy your presence while we have it before you scoop up someone else and devote your free time to doing all those things we're imagining to them IRL!
LilKitKat said:
And the guy before that was TERRIFIC but his friend fucked it all up with some...well..weird circumstances that would take too long to explain but it involved with pretending to be my bf online, telling some ppl I was dead and more... and needless to say, my ex did the "bros before hos" attitude instead of telling that dude to fuck off and such.
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Crazy!! Hot definitely attracts crazy and jealousy and bro-code is a weird thing, especially in one's 20s.

Glad you're here, Kit!
 
LilKitKat said:
Human anatomy can let us down in random and inopportune and inappropriate times. It happens. Recover quickly!
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I wish ... 😲 🤣 (No doubt some tender touch from a sexy as f young woman would help!)
LilKitKat said:
As for suitors...
A couple things to note
1. Im sapiosexual. So sure you can look like some GQ model but if you aint got the wit, intelligence, etc, youll just be a pretty photo to me, or even a masturbatory fantasy only. And of course the reverse can be true in that, if you are all brains but dont have any personality or looks or humor, charm, honesty, sincerity etc, well...Ill just enjoy talking with you maybe for a moment but thats it. So yeah, sure, I can be pretty selective.
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I could live with the sapiosexual bit, just don't expect too much on the "looks" front 🤣
LilKitKat said:
But if yer just looking for a fun evening, you dont have to have that bar be quite so high of course. But I dont sleep aorund with tons of people either.
Just gotta take yer shot right?
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I'd be happy with one shot ... a second might take a while (see above) 🤬
LilKitKat said:
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2. I was with someone for a bit until just before joining here. The reason I am not with him anymore is because he cheated on me. I know, some of you will say "how can anyone cheat on you!?" or similar. But trust me, Ive heard the phrase about "Show me a hot girl and Ill show you a guy tired of fucking her" or however it goes. Grass is always greener, whatever. That said, he was a bonehead of course!
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He obviously let his small brain rule his bigger one (brain, that is)
LilKitKat said:
And the guy before that was TERRIFIC but his friend fucked it all up with some...well..weird circumstances that would take too long to explain but it involved with pretending to be my bf online, telling some ppl I was dead and more... and needless to say, my ex did the "bros before hos" attitude instead of telling that dude to fuck off and such.
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And the ex is also a loser IMO - how the fuck would he take the word of his "friend" as the truth?
 
KeenVoyeur said:
I wish ... 😲 🤣 (No doubt some tender touch from a sexy as f young woman would help!)

I could live with the sapiosexual bit, just don't expect too much on the "looks" front 🤣

I'd be happy with one shot ... a second might take a while (see above) 🤬

He obviously let his small brain rule his bigger one (brain, that is)

And the ex is also a loser IMO - how the fuck would he take the word of his "friend" as the truth?
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it wasnt the truth from his friend.
in a nutshell, my boyfriend is guy we shall call "Dave"...and one night I got hit by a car (!). I was rushed to the hospital. Several people saw or heard right away of course. A super close friend of mine (lets call him "John") that Dave was worried about (because John still had major feels for me) wanted to visit me in hospital of course.
So Dave's bff (we can call him "Tony") impersonates Dave online (without Dave's permission or knowledge etc, or so I was told and believe), sends out messages to John and any guy who was concerned about me that might have had an interest in me romantically, and tells them I was in critical condition, and then died. Then tells them my family is flying me (my body) back to Japan for my funeral and details about any sort of memorial in LA would be forthcoming. I ended up reading all the texts and admittedly he did a convincing job. ANYWAY, Tony thought this would somehow allow John to grieve for me and then forget about me, ie, allowing Dave to not worry about John anymore either (because admittedly, I had some slight feelings for John but never pursued because I know he isnt right for me).
Once I figured this all out, I had a huge argument with Dave and was like WTF and he claimed to not know (which again, I do believe but maybe not) but then he was like ok so no harm no foul, you are alive, John knows yer alive, etc...and I was like how the f can you not have beat the shit out of Tony and what the fuck etc and he was like "he is my bro, we sorted it and you need to as well" and I just was like..this isnt a "funny prank" that goes on for an hour or a day even, this is telling someone I am DEAD...for REAL...and it then snowballed and needless to say, I told Dave off. But he was like...AMAZING before that whole deal.
 
LilKitKat said:
it wasnt the truth from his friend.
in a nutshell, my boyfriend is guy we shall call "Dave"...and one night I got hit by a car (!). I was rushed to the hospital. Several people saw or heard right away of course. A super close friend of mine (lets call him "John") that Dave was worried about (because John still had major feels for me) wanted to visit me in hospital of course.
So Dave's bff (we can call him "Tony") impersonates Dave online (without Dave's permission or knowledge etc, or so I was told and believe), sends out messages to John and any guy who was concerned about me that might have had an interest in me romantically, and tells them I was in critical condition, and then died. Then tells them my family is flying me (my body) back to Japan for my funeral and details about any sort of memorial in LA would be forthcoming. I ended up reading all the texts and admittedly he did a convincing job. ANYWAY, Tony thought this would somehow allow John to grieve for me and then forget about me, ie, allowing Dave to not worry about John anymore either (because admittedly, I had some slight feelings for John but never pursued because I know he isnt right for me).
Once I figured this all out, I had a huge argument with Dave and was like WTF and he claimed to not know (which again, I do believe but maybe not) but then he was like ok so no harm no foul, you are alive, John knows yer alive, etc...and I was like how the f can you not have beat the shit out of Tony and what the fuck etc and he was like "he is my bro, we sorted it and you need to as well" and I just was like..this isnt a "funny prank" that goes on for an hour or a day even, this is telling someone I am DEAD...for REAL...and it then snowballed and needless to say, I told Dave off. But he was like...AMAZING before that whole deal.
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This sounds like a big mess. Damn. Sorry you had to deal with that.
 
ugh so I just made some coffee and it tasted like soap
so last night i was cleaning my major coffee tumbler thing with barkeeper's friend (amazing abrasive cleaner) and washed it like 5500 times after with regular water and some dawn soap etc and it didnt smell at all like cleaner.
so i make coffee and it smells delish but then i take a sip and am like...uh...hrmmm
take another suip and think...this aint right yo! but sometimes with my espresso/coffee machine you have to run it through cleaner cycles and decalcify stuff...its a pain but coffee always tsastes like ass for a min the first cup after and i had done that recently too.
but nope, methinks its the damn barkeepers friend.
threw out the coffee, cup went right into dishwasher. made a new cup.

so if i die...its the barkeepers friend...tell my family!
 
LilKitKat said:
ugh so I just made some coffee and it tasted like soap
so last night i was cleaning my major coffee tumbler thing with barkeeper's friend (amazing abrasive cleaner) and washed it like 5500 times after with regular water and some dawn soap etc and it didnt smell at all like cleaner.
so i make coffee and it smells delish but then i take a sip and am like...uh...hrmmm
take another suip and think...this aint right yo! but sometimes with my espresso/coffee machine you have to run it through cleaner cycles and decalcify stuff...its a pain but coffee always tsastes like ass for a min the first cup after and i had done that recently too.
but nope, methinks its the damn barkeepers friend.
threw out the coffee, cup went right into dishwasher. made a new cup.

so if i die...its the barkeepers friend...tell my family!
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You won’t die. You’ll just be really cleaned out. 🤣. Any chance it was the lid of the tumbler. That happens to mine on occasion.
 
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