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LilKitKat said:
A nice sized 🍆 is more fun to look at than anything else. My friend has one over 9 inches (yes its been measured) and dayum it is VERY impressive to look at (and no he is not my boyfriend or sex partner etc. I ams ingle so yes any of you have a chance! ha!). That said, men worry about their dick sizes way too much. I mean, I kind of get it, its easy to ridicule a man on the aspect etc...and a larger one is some sort of boasting thing. But truly, for those of you who have average or smaller ones or whatever...unless its this tiny tiny little 1 inch thing that one can hardly see in your pubic hair, you probably have nothing to worry about. Frankly, the supersized dicks can also hurt in certain positions...though to be fair, if its really small, certain other positions (like doggie) are a bit tougher to manage effectively as well. And also if you are smaller, get good at oral. Your partner will never give one single fuck if you make her cum 5x from your tongue before you slide into her. And yes I get it, you giving oral has nothing to do with your dick or you getting off or whatever. Its just a strong suggestion from me.
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A work colleague many years ago asked me if I had a big dick and I replied that, no I have a rather modest sized unit. He said “so I guess you’ve never made anyone scream with your dick then.” I replied “Yes, me.” 🤣

And, both men and women should have good oral skills. Always good to have multiple skills with which to pleasure your partner(s). ;)
 
My work has websites blocked, but I just got done screen casting on to my work monitor “ I have two 32” monitors “ and damn hottest thing ever seen at work! I might get myself into trouble it I am not careful😈🥵🥰
 
J D Danger said:
lol no but the sarcastic asshole in me has said something like oh come on baby let me just jam it in there it will be fine it will feel good

if they know I am joking they laugh and roll their eyes if they don't I get a response like yours
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and yet...*I* was joking...so...your math doesnt add up!
 
LilKitKat said:
If a 10 is...need it every single day from anyone and everyone....and a 1 is...forced sodomy....then I am somewhere around a 7.7625
To be a bit more explicit, here is how I view it.

Anal sex, when done "right" takes some advance prep, and thats not always ideal for many reasons. Getting ready for it also can take some sort of "spontaneity" out things, and also isnt as much of a "quickie" per se. I mean...maybe YOU would only last 10 secs but it takes more than that for me to get off haha!
So on that aspect, I prefer vaginal, oral, whatever.
Plus anal sex can make you feel like you gotta go poop...not always but it can...
And when masturbating with a dildo, I usually do vaginal but have definitely done anal...and do so most every week.
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I always took you for a Renaissance woman, and now I know I’m right. I agree with all the points here. The trick is the planned spontaneity… sort of a general plan where the event can be headed. To accommodate for the possibility of the 10 second event -thank goodness time moves slower during sex (for some at least) - I almost always start with oral. It’s only fair for the woman to get off as well (preferably many times) before moving on to (usually) vaginal before - if the mood is still right - anal. I find that with the right build up, it tends to be more satisfying for everyone involved.

LilKitKat said:
A nice sized 🍆 is more fun to look at than anything else. My friend has one over 9 inches (yes its been measured) and dayum it is VERY impressive to look at (and no he is not my boyfriend or sex partner etc. I ams ingle so yes any of you have a chance! ha!). That said, men worry about their dick sizes way too much. I mean, I kind of get it, its easy to ridicule a man on the aspect etc...and a larger one is some sort of boasting thing. But truly, for those of you who have average or smaller ones or whatever...unless its this tiny tiny little 1 inch thing that one can hardly see in your pubic hair, you probably have nothing to worry about. Frankly, the supersized dicks can also hurt in certain positions...though to be fair, if its really small, certain other positions (like doggie) are a bit tougher to manage effectively as well. And also if you are smaller, get good at oral. Your partner will never give one single fuck if you make her cum 5x from your tongue before you slide into her. And yes I get it, you giving oral has nothing to do with your dick or you getting off or whatever. Its just a strong suggestion from me.
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It makes sense that eye candy works both ways. And that what passes for the ideal attributes now-a-days applies to both. Just like not every man likes large breasts, it makes sense that a large eggplant isn’t practical for a lot of women.

I’ve always been average, and there’s nothing wrong with that. I learned at a young age to use everything at my disposal to please a woman: fingers, tongue, toys, eggplants - figuratively speaking of course… Regardless of size though, I would recommend a lover get good at oral. Making a woman cum 5x’s is just foreplay. And yes, I have found the happier she is with what she gets, the more she will give. Also try having an open mind. Everyone - and I mean EVERYONE- has some kink that they don’t readily share, and letting your partner know it’s okay and being open to trying new things also goes a long way.

Just a few things that your posts got me thinking about.
 
Knox_Overstreet_Poet_89 said:
I always took you for a Renaissance woman, and now I know I’m right. I agree with all the points here. The trick is the planned spontaneity… sort of a general plan where the event can be headed. To accommodate for the possibility of the 10 second event -thank goodness time moves slower during sex (for some at least) - I almost always start with oral. It’s only fair for the woman to get off as well (preferably many times) before moving on to (usually) vaginal before - if the mood is still right - anal. I find that with the right build up, it tends to be more satisfying for everyone involved.


It makes sense that eye candy works both ways. And that what passes for the ideal attributes now-a-days applies to both. Just like not every man likes large breasts, it makes sense that a large eggplant isn’t practical for a lot of women.

I’ve always been average, and there’s nothing wrong with that. I learned at a young age to use everything at my disposal to please a woman: fingers, tongue, toys, eggplants - figuratively speaking of course… Regardless of size though, I would recommend a lover get good at oral. Making a woman cum 5x’s is just foreplay. And yes, I have found the happier she is with what she gets, the more she will give. Also try having an open mind. Everyone - and I mean EVERYONE- has some kink that they don’t readily share, and letting your partner know it’s okay and being open to trying new things also goes a long way.

Just a few things that your posts got me thinking about.
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well yeah...my kink is having a man dress up in a karate gi, wearing a clown rainbow afro, with some raw pork chops hung around his neck as a necklace, holding a lightsaber and a pack of bologna.

you wanna know what the bologna is for dontcha?

DONTCHA?!


kidding...my kinks are on the first page of this thread in my FAQ...
 
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LilKitKat said:
well yeah...my kink is having a man dress up in a karate gi, wearing a clown rainbow afro, with some raw pork chops hung around his neck as a necklace, holding a lightsaber and a pack of bologna.

you wanna know what the bologna is for dontcha?

DONTCHA?!


kidding...my kinks are on the first page of this thread in my FAQ...
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With or without that red wax ring around the bologna? It makes all the difference.
 
LilKitKat said:
well yeah...my kink is having a man dress up in a karate gi, wearing a clown rainbow afro, with some raw pork chops hung around his neck as a necklace, holding a lightsaber and a pack of bologna.

you wanna know what the bologna is for dontcha?

DONTCHA?!


kidding...my kinks are on the first page of this thread in my FAQ...
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And for a moment I thought I FINALLY found someone with the same kink as me.

Damn it! I was THIS close!


And I’m a big fan of your aforementioned kinks…
 
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LilKitKat said:
Hmmmm...Yellow Spot is damn good. I like Talisker and Lagavulin. Those are for drinking straight. Angel's Envy is solid too...
I usually buy makers or elijah craig for mixers. Or buffalo trace.
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Lagavulin for the win, hoping I get gifted a bottle for Christmas again
 
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