Lily's After Hours Club

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Great, now I have mental images of KoD dancing like his old Sephy pic in one of those to Sexy And I Know It...

Thanks SO MUCH, sis.
 
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah! Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. yeah!
 
You eat it, oh, YOU'LL EAT IT!

*cries*
But it's eeeevilllll...

And my cat's an asshole. Just stared right at me and slapped my water off the endstand.
I know he did it to be a dick because I had JUST told him to leave it alone...

E, get the hell out of my cat.
 
*cries*
But it's eeeevilllll...

And my cat's an asshole. Just stared right at me and slapped my water off the endstand.
I know he did it to be a dick because I had JUST told him to leave it alone...

E, get the hell out of my cat.

But it's warm and fuzzy in here!
 
She wanders into the Club. It's a quiet night it seems.
Got suggestions for a headache that's returning? I think the Advil is wearing off...
 
She wanders into the Club. It's a quiet night it seems.
Got suggestions for a headache that's returning? I think the Advil is wearing off...

I find that I can, from time to time, bludgeon a headache into submission by taking pain meds, then sticking my head under a hot shower for a while, then waiting, then repeating as necessary.
 
Having no connection to most pain receptors in my body, headaches aren't something that happens. However, she gets them from time to time. She eats medicine and then goes to lay down in a dark room for a while. Yelling at me to not do anything that has noise seems to be part of this as well.
 
You can eat popcorn that is not burnt? It exists?


I am actually a Popcorn Goddess. Call me full-of-meself; but it's true! I work at a movie shoppe and my boss tells me all the time that I'm the ONLY person who makes popcorn a perfect combination of white and yellow and a golden inside. Apparently I make it super big and fluffy too. He's asked me more than once what my secret is..


My secret:

1/2 cup kernels
4 squirts of fake-butter
a pinch of Flavorcol ( a butter/salt combo)

and a industrial popcorn machine.

She wanders into the Club. It's a quiet night it seems.
Got suggestions for a headache that's returning? I think the Advil is wearing off...

No, you need this:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ibdiPVjwpNc/TWrBaHABeQI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/HZT35d8OmLI/s1600/coup.jpg

Be super ninja-asian and change the expiry date & country... like a real ninja can.
 
You'd also have to change the barcode and veri-fi numbers.. Cheating coupons is more trouble then they're worth, and most places won't take manufacturer coupons that don't have the holo-cert on it now anyways.
 
You'd also have to change the barcode and veri-fi numbers.. Cheating coupons is more trouble then they're worth, and most places won't take manufacturer coupons that don't have the holo-cert on it now anyways.

The states is paranoid. I can get them to take coupons that have VOID written on them in sharpie.

Least if it's only for five bucks.
 
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