Lit Big Brother

[Essa]

Pah, you think I tell Morri anything?

Of course you would tell her, she's you and you're her, you have to tell you everything it's the law

 

[lovemonster]

Of course you would tell her, she's you and you're her, you have to tell you everything it's the law

No, there's some things I keep secret from me you know.

 

[Essa]

No, there's some things I keep secret from me you know.

Double damn, guess I'll just have to accept I'm not welcome then and go and cry loudly in the corner

 

[lovemonster]

Double damn, guess I'll just have to accept I'm not welcome then and go and cry loudly in the corner

Can you cry quietly instead, you're disturbing our fun

 

[Essa]

Can you cry quietly instead, you're disturbing our fun

No way missy, screams and shouts and drowns out all your fun, ner

 

[lovemonster]

No way missy, screams and shouts and drowns out all your fun, ner

I'll just take me and my fun elsewhere then, ner ner

I gotta go, been called to the diary room....

but before I leave, GA and Luv have met up for a drink this afternoon and asked me to pass on the message:

'Say Hi to all the Lit Birds for us'

Charmers, the pair of 'em. It'll be carnage in London, I tell you, carnage.

Have a good night all!

 

[Guest]

Good evening (((((((Housemates)))))))

I have been watching you all on the cctv, I am up for a midlands lit together!!!! And don't worry Essa, I will make sure you know all about it, I promise.

 

[Morrigu]

Evening guys

Lit birds my furry fanny.................so polite

BFL *hugs you*

*wanders off to the pool........I'm always in this sodding pool*

 

[luv1]

I'll just take me and my fun elsewhere then, ner ner

I gotta go, been called to the diary room....

but before I leave, GA and Luv have met up for a drink this afternoon and asked me to pass on the message:

'Say Hi to all the Lit Birds for us'

Charmers, the pair of 'em. It'll be carnage in London, I tell you, carnage.

Have a good night all!

I have you know we were very well behaved........He let me play with his gasmask. I wanted to run maniclly about telling people to get out of London before it's too late....But GA said I might get shot so we just waved at the ladies while I pretended to be Darth Vader.

 

[Guest]

I have you know we were very well behaved........He let me play with his gasmask. I wanted to run maniclly about telling people to get out of London before it's too late....But GA said I might get shot so we just waved at the ladies while I pretended to be Darth Vader.

You mean he turned up???? Fuck me, that makes a change

Thank god he doesn't usually read back 'cos I'd be in trouble if he read this.

 

[luv1]

You mean he turned up???? Fuck me, that makes a change

Thank god he doesn't usually read back 'cos I'd be in trouble if he read this.

Ummmmm.......I'm going to tell on you


Hi sexy How you feeling?

Well it wasn't him that would of been the problem. It as me getting to him. London is a bitch to get through sometimes. I got lost and had to ask for directions from some nice bankers...Yes nice bankers. Lovely ladies they were too What? I had shorts on you know.

 

[Guest]

Ummmmm.......I'm going to tell on you


Hi sexy How you feeling?

Well it wasn't him that would of been the problem. It as me getting to him. London is a bitch to get through sometimes. I got lost and had to ask for directions from some nice bankers...Yes nice bankers. Lovely ladies they were too What? I had shorts on you know.

Oh go on then, if wanting to spank my ass gets him back to Leicester it will be worth it

I used to be a banker, it was my first job from school, but now I just have "him in doors" Were they nice baggy shorts or skin tight sprinters shorts????

 

[luv1]

Oh go on then, if wanting to spank my ass gets him back to Leicester it will be worth it

I used to be a banker, it was my first job from school, but now I just have "him in doors" Were they nice baggy shorts or skin tight sprinters shorts????

Baggy Skater shorts coz I'm one hip chick...I mean dude. You a banker? Did you all get undressed and roll about in all the money in the volts? Isn't that why banks close early isn't it?

 

[Guest]

Baggy Skater shorts coz I'm one hip chick...I mean dude. You a banker? Did you all get undressed and roll about in all the money in the volts? Isn't that why banks close early isn't it?

Oh so hip

I was a banker from 1985 to 1989 which is a fucking long time ago but I don't remember ever rolling around naked in money lol. It did turn out in late 1986 that I was allergic to the ink on bank notes which made life quite interesting.

 

[luv1]

Oh so hip

I was a banker from 1985 to 1989 which is a fucking long time ago but I don't remember ever rolling around naked in money lol. It did turn out in late 1986 that I was allergic to the ink on bank notes which made life quite interesting.

So did you use rubber gloves and a dust mask...A bit like Howard Hughes....or am I thinking of Mr Burns when he opened his casino?

 

[Guest]

So did you use rubber gloves and a dust mask...A bit like Howard Hughes....or am I thinking of Mr Burns when he opened his casino?

Actually I don't think I used anything. It was just a case of taking more care of any eczema on my hands. I also found out at the same time I was allergic to rubber and lanolin so stopping using moisturisers with lanolin also helped. And I got out of doing the washing up

 

[luv1]

Actually I don't think I used anything. It was just a case of taking more care of any eczema on my hands. I also found out at the same time I was allergic to rubber and lanolin so stopping using moisturisers with lanolin also helped. And I got out of doing the washing up

Allergic to rubber!?! What about leather? PVC is alright. Oh please say it is or that's another fantasy gone out the window

 

[mark197205]

Evening guys

Lit birds my furry fanny.................so polite

BFL *hugs you*

*wanders off to the pool........I'm always in this sodding pool*

You have a furry fanny?

 

[pink]

You have a furry fanny?

You would definitely be in my Big Brother house.

 

[luv1]

You have a furry fanny?

GA said Lit birds. I wanted to call them Dirty bitches

 

[Morrigu]

You have a furry fanny?

Nope, that's why it's FUNNY

 

[luv1]

You would definitely be in my Big Brother house.

Pink {{{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}}}}

 

[Morrigu]

GA said Lit birds. I wanted to call them Dirty bitches

Outside now Mr Luv, we have things to discuss and you need a dunking in the pool

 

[pink]

Pink {{{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}}}}

(((((Luv))))) Hi ya sexy.

 

[Guest]

Allergic to rubber!?! What about leather? PVC is alright. Oh please say it is or that's another fantasy gone out the window

Leather is fine hun, don't panic

To be honest PVC is an unknown quantity, will you help me test it out???