Lit Big Brother

[geronimo_appleby]

No way matey...no one but no one gets their hands on my booze, boobs maybe (well I am the house tart) but not me booze

*distracted*

booze? what booze?

 

[Morrigu]

i've read your story(ies)

Just skimming the surface

 

[geronimo_appleby]

No, I meant a truce between you and m...

Oh, fuck it...

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*muffled under so much delish female form*

hmmpfff, dbbhhh, snffffft.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Just skimming the surface

*pricks up ears*

 

[lovemonster]

*muffled under so much delish female form*

hmmpfff, dbbhhh, snffffft.

Hang on, hang on, let's make sure he can breathe...

 

[Morrigu]

*pricks up ears*

be careful you don't want to get anything bent out of shape in the scrum

 

[Essa]

Hang on, hang on, let's make sure he can breathe...

Why??

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Hang on, hang on, let's make sure he can breathe...

i'll breathe through me 'periscope'!

as long as noone sits on it.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

be careful you don't want to get anything bent out of shape in the scrum

sounds painful, don't it?

 

[lovemonster]

Why??

Because I'm not into necrophilia

 

[lovemonster]

i'll breathe through me 'periscope'!

as long as noone sits on it.

That's ok then...

Dammit!

 

[Essa]

Because I'm not into necrophilia

Damn...couldn't you make a teeny exception? it is live telly after all, think of the ratings

 

[geronimo_appleby]

That's ok then...

Dammit!

or tries to blow down it!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Damn...couldn't you make a teeny exception? it is live telly after all, think of the ratings

Oy!

 

[lovemonster]

Damn...couldn't you make a teeny exception? it is live telly after all, think of the ratings

Yeah, but think of the smell in a few days time.

And what a terrible waste of a man too.....

 

[done_got_old]

Damn...couldn't you make a teeny exception? it is live telly after all, think of the ratings

I take a peek in here and find you guys talking about necrophilia. Does that have a different meaning across the pond?

 

[lovemonster]

or tries to blow down it!

LOL, now that I've NEVER tried to do....it works better like a straw I've found *grin*

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I take a peek in here and find you guys talking about necrophilia. Does that have a different meaning across the pond?

no. they're being vile to me.

it's so much fun!

 

[lovemonster]

I take a peek in here and find you guys talking about necrophilia. Does that have a different meaning across the pond?

Well, unless it doesn't mean fucking dead people over there, then nope.

 

[Domsheena]

*pricks up ears*

Like it´s your ears pricking up

hahaha

Girls watch out... his gun is ready to fire

 

[geronimo_appleby]

LOL, now that I've NEVER tried to do....it works better like a straw I've found *grin*

are you after essa's 'slut' position?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Like it´s your ears pricking up

hahaha

Girls watch out... his gun is ready to fire

take cover!

i'm gonna loose off with me shooter.

 

[done_got_old]

Well, unless it doesn't mean fucking dead people over there, then nope.

It does.....I've fucked a few that I thought were dead, but that's another topic.

 

[lovemonster]

no. they're being vile to me.

it's so much fun!

Hey, it's only Essa that wants you dead. I'm trying to be nice....

 

[Morrigu]

take cover!

i'm gonna loose off with me shooter.

Bet that has a sensitive trigger