Lit has changed me *sniff*

[KillerMuffin]

I know I've apologized for this at least a hundred times. I'm SORRY. I didn't mean to actually stick it in your ass. Just make the prostate really happy from the outside. The blowjob was really going great until you started to orgasm and sat down on it. How was I to know you wouldn't keep upright?

How about we sacrifice the dildo to lavy the love goddess and you can stick the all natural PC dick up my ass?

 

[Problem Child]

Yeah, you're all perfume and roses now, but right before you reamed my ass like a Mori-Seiki lathe sinking into a bar of aircraft aluminum, you told me you were going to use the 5" slim-jim beginner model and it wouldn't hurt a bit.

You didn't even do me the small favor of loosening me up with an index finger, just slammed it home like you were Molly Freekin' Hatchet ramming a lead ball down the bore of 'Ol Granpappy's Civil war musket.

Right after my asshole expanded to the size of an infant's head, I could have sworn I looked back over my shoulder and saw your body with Deborah's head, cackling wickedly at me and saying "Take that, you fucking Troll!"


Ummm...what did you say about my dick in your ass?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cock in my ass? Um.... nothing darling. Really. Nothing at all.

Anyway, Mr. Happy has pre-empted you.