Lit men getting naked!! *Warning. There might be dicks-linked*

I never really thought of it like that. I'm just a grower who goes from next to nothing to what you see there.
These things are marvelous pieces of equipment.

A few years back I spent 12 days in the hospital after 2 abdominal surgeries... pretty much 10 days without eating anything... and when I got home peeing while standing wasn't a great idea. Well, neither was sitting. As I quickly discovered, my poor dick was literally nothing but a hard little mushroom with no shaft that pointed straight out, resulting in me peeing straight out under the lid of the toilet and onto my feet. The whole thing was maybe 1/3 the volume of the full-blown erect mushroom. I had to force it to point down with my fingers.
 
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