Lit Rumors

Dillinger said:
Hmmmm.....

Rick DeVille is DCL and Deb's love child?
:eek:
No wonder he is sooooo handsome, sexy and intelligent.:D

Rick don't listen to the rumours son. You are our love child. We didn't mean any harm leaving you on the door steps of the rich family you grew up in. They gave to you *sob* what we could not.
DCL was a struggling writer then and I was just a bimbo in a local topless bar selling drinks to well endowed rich men who were searching for the meaning of life. Truly we have always loved you.:D
 
debbiexxx said:
:eek:
No wonder he is sooooo handsome, sexy and intelligent.:D

Rick don't listen to the rumours son. You are our love child. We didn't mean any harm leaving you on the door steps of the rich family you grew up in. They gave to you *sob* what we could not.
DCL was a struggling writer then and I was just a bimbo in a local topless bar selling drinks to well endowed rich men who were searching for the meaning of life. Truly we have always loved you.:D

Thanks Mom but how to you explain my brother Coupe?
 
Rick DeVille said:


Thanks Mom but how to you explain my brother Coupe?

*hanging head in shame* Coupe ain't your brutha huney. His father is really your Uncle Jim Billy Bob from the mountains. I could never tell your Daddy nor you the truth. And Coupe, he is so special that I just couldn't find it in my heart to break it to him. As for his twin, Chevrolet. He died when they were born. But the midwife done told me he was the spitting image of his father, your Uncle Cletus.:D
 
Xan IS an accident happening, so that isn't a rumor, I ought to know! LMAO!
 
pssssst…

Gingersnap = Ginger Spice.

Mensa = Danny Partridge... it's why he knows all the words to all those songs.

Nessus = someone a lot like Edith Bunker.

Cheffie = an 11 year old hacker dude, precocious, yeh - but just here to see what the grown-ups do while the kids are sleeping.

And daughter really is a computer program gathering data about our interactions with each other. It's an experiment being conducted jointly by grad students from Berkeley, SUNY, and MIT. We're the mice; yes, sometimes paranoia is warranted.
 
Re: pssssst…

cymbidia said:
Gingersnap = Ginger Spice.

Mensa = Danny Partridge... it's why he knows all the words to all those songs.

Nessus = someone a lot like Edith Bunker.

Cheffie = an 11 year old hacker dude, precocious, yeh - but just here to see what the grown-ups do while the kids are sleeping.

And daughter really is a computer program gathering data about our interactions with each other. It's an experiment being conducted jointly by grad students from Berkeley, SUNY, and MIT. We're the mice; yes, sometimes paranoia is warranted.

Amen, Sister!:p
 
Cymbidia really only likes missionary position with the lights out, once a week at the most.
 
Here's the latest

Laurel is only a web-mistress part time!

She has another career! She's a professional exotic dancer! Goes by the name "Catwoman"

She's available for private parties and stags.

Rumour has it that her lap dances are unbelievable! When she curls up and starts to purr, get ready, because what she does with that raspy tongue has to be seen to be believed.:eek:
 
Fly_On_Wall said:
Lilminx is Fridged.



If you dont leave the door open,she'll suffocate.




And there was an awful rumour that i'm actually a nice girl.




That's all it is.
A rumour.
 
Awesome rumors

AusTess said:









And there was an awful rumour that i'm actually a nice girl.




That's all it is.
A rumour.

That one began as "Tess! Awfully nice gazongas, girl!"
 
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