Lit Toy Study

[Lilylovex64]

I have quite a few toys, the main one I use mostly is a butterfly vibrator and the occasional 6" or 7" inch one, but they mostly get used on me instead of me using them myself.

 

[leftie]

I think I learned more in this thread than I did in five years at high school...

 

[janeyl]

Take your pick

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEkEgDVCcAALNm_.jpg

Ah....I do love glass...usually for using on other people though...

 

[suckonsimon]

All these pics of girly things needs some redress:

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you talking about a certain male anal slut?

yup! I think half the pictures on my computer are of him.

he does have a damn fine man-ass...

 

[suckonsimon]

^^^
Me as a bystander to all this - wondering where the 'anal' came in ...
In fact serious wondering if a subtle joke on this thread was misunderstood ...

 

[JudasIscariot]

I half expected to see stretch Armstrong with his hands in a few pies.

What a let down.

 

[elli1]

yup! I think half the pictures on my computer are of him.

he does have a damn fine man-ass...

mhmmmmmmm

^^^
Me as a bystander to all this - wondering where the 'anal' came in ...
In fact serious wondering if a subtle joke on this thread was misunderstood ...

well, some guys use toys for penetration too!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

^^^
Me as a bystander to all this - wondering where the 'anal' came in ...
In fact serious wondering if a subtle joke on this thread was misunderstood ...

mhmmmmmmm

well, some guys use toys for penetration too!

and some women use toys for anal penetration as well.

 

[elli1]

and some women use toys for anal penetration as well.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

what?


elli, this may come as a surprise to you, but some women actually like receiving anal.

even more shocking--some men like giving it.


but I've saved the best for last. are you ready?

(whispers) some of them are... BRITISH!!!



do you need me to call 911?


(Simon, given half a chance, I think I might be able to convince you that it's not as bad as you seem to think it is. )

 

[suckonsimon]

^^^
Hey ladies! Each to their own! I've no probs with that!
But, me, you can spank me and no more, d'you hear!

 

[elli1]

what?


elli, this may come as a surprise to you, but some women actually like receiving anal.

even more shocking--some men like giving it.


but I've saved the best for last. are you ready?

(whispers) some of them are... BRITISH!!!

*gasps*
what has the world come to?!


p.s.:

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

^^^
Hey ladies! Each to their own! I've no probs with that!
But, me, you can spank me and no more, d'you hear!

I suppose I can make do with that if I have to.


(you know I'd like to get my hands on your buns, Simon. )

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*gasps*
what has the world come to?!


p.s.:

who needs lube when we've got those smooth British accents?
(okay, not really, but you know...)


p.s:

 

[elli1]

who needs lube when we've got those smooth British accents?
(okay, not really, but you know...)


p.s:

or: who needs lube when those smooth accents, the dirty things they tell you, and the anticipation get you so wet you're dripping on your sheets?

*innocent face*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

or: who needs lube when those smooth accents, the dirty things they tell you, and the anticipation get you so wet you're dripping on your sheets?

*innocent face*

that's what I meant.

you left out the part about how they work your pussy good first, and then tease your butt by licking it and using first one finger, and then two on it, until you're begging for them to---

*looks around*

at least, that's what I saw in a porno one time.

 

[Randolph]

that's what I meant.

you left out the part about how they work your pussy good first, and then tease your butt by licking it and using first one finger, and then two on it, until you're begging for them to---

*looks around*

at least, that's what I saw in a porno one time.

The things you watch...

 

[elli1]

that's what I meant.

you left out the part about how they work your pussy good first, and then tease your butt by licking it and using first one finger, and then two on it, until you're begging for them to---

*looks around*

at least, that's what I saw in a porno one time.

mmmmm and spankings, don't forget spankings!

 

[janeyl]

All these pics of girly things needs some redress:

Yeah...I didn't mean my glass is for girls...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

The things you watch...

oooh, Randolph! are you trying to tell me something?

mmmmm and spankings, don't forget spankings!

and croppings!

Yeah...I didn't mean my glass is for girls...

hehehe

 

[Arianthe]

who needs lube when we've got those smooth British accents?
(okay, not really, but you know...)


p.s:

No, really!!!

(Ahhh... those were the days...)

 

[Arianthe]

See, the great thing about my glass dildo is that it's double ended...

 

[elli1]

I think I learned more in this thread than I did in five years at high school...

we love to educate you!

 

[suckonsimon]

Mmmm. Me with my resonant baritone Queen's English.
Overlaid with the musicality of Tyneside with its Nordic influences.
Me thinks: shall I get myself onto that 'let's hear your voice' thread?
Mmmm ...