Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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Are you sure? Not about the tease part, but the other.

Are you questioning my link clicking skills? :p

Yeah, I am sure. When you click on the link there is an error message saying "Invalid Attachment specified..."

And you are a tease.
 
Related question....

Stacy’s list just reminded me of something I would like to ask everyone’s opinion on.

I used to work with a guy who was the most arrogant, douchy asshole I’ve ever met. Like, just a vile, miserable human being. But, he always always had a girlfriend, a really hot one. He was above average looking, but his personality made him a total loser in my eyes. One day I asked a coworker why they thought this twatwaffle had no trouble finding a date and they said it was because he was tall. He was probably 6’2”.

So my question is....does it really matter that much? Do tall men have an advantage? Do tall people in general? Is it the same for women?

I always thought I preferred taller men. (I'm super short) because my Dad was tall 6'3. So that's what I wanted.
I married 6'2, and while I love his height. I admit that little things now make a difference. Kissing (he's always bending over) We look stupid if we dance. Sex while standing is almost uncomfortable/impossible without someone contorting themselves into better positions. My son is 5'9 and I admit, I like his height. I can hug him perfectly fine. I can dance with him and not look so stupid.

I don't have to worry about guys being shorter than I am, unless they are a child or dwarf and I'm not too far away from that myself. (the dwarf)
 
I didn't see them in the photo either, but figured if I said anything he'd just say I was high as a giraffe's pussy.

Ahhhh fuck.
Laughing hysterically.
That was good.
He’s such a fun hater and a little jelly of the ones that can let loose.
 
Are you questioning my link clicking skills? :p

Yeah, I am sure. When you click on the link there is an error message saying "Invalid Attachment specified..."

And you are a tease.

He told me to ask you to try again, please.
 
Could you please circle the French cuffs and links for me pretty please?
Not seeing them. 😉

Oops. Here is a pic from earlier in the night. Sans tie though.

Actually, it may be a different night. I can’t remember. Higher than giraffe pussy. (Kidding)
 
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Is that a watermark to the left of this picture? Are you afraid someone is going to try to swipe your pic from the internet and catfish all the ladies?

It is. That’s what happens when you’re professionally photographed and don’t use a Polaroid cam.
 
Since the whole ‘men in suits’ thing seems popular, and in recognition of some of the lovely photos of others that I’ve enjoyed, I’ll just leave this here. Not that I’m saying it’s lovely as well, but it’s all I’ve got.

Edited to remove my ugly mug from the photo 😬
:eek: Wow. Very nice! :heart:
I’m going to start charging for this service. Swear, helped a woman at the grocery store stock matches the other day because she couldn’t reach the top shelf.

I've perfected the art of climbing the shelves ;)
 
Corbal,
Thanks!

Pman, No

Parker,
Here you go
Ohh very handsome!
Sorry, it's the best I could do on short notice.
I've never seen you before. :D
No suit pic handy, but French cuffs and cuff links.
Yep. I can see the 800# clearly.
Oops. Here is a pic from earlier in the night. Sans tie though.

Actually, it may be a different night. I can’t remember. Higher than giraffe pussy. (Kidding)

But what is on your head... Holding the glasses? Do you have Frankenstein bolts?
 
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