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Garnate
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When I'm home alone I'm listening to musak.
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DesEsseintes
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You really should read the 120 Days. If only as a warning...
I won't post it in public.
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Garnate
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Not my voice reading you bedtime stories?
Not until bedtime! I have a hard enough time staying awake all day.
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I see boobies.
Jennifer
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You really should read the 120 Days. If only as a warning...
I won't post it in public.
Can you PM me? I am beyond intrigued.
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DesEsseintes
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I see boobies.
Oh, I know this one! It turns out Bruce Willis is a booby. Right?
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DesEsseintes
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Told you, Bluebell! We have our black swan.
I'm touched, Rainshine. I knew you had good taste.
Jennifer
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Hey! What happened to all of the sexy happenings on Litopia? Can we at least decide a location?
Garnate
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Oxford is nice. London?
Jennifer
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I need sand and sun. And booze. Lots and lots of booze.
Actually, there are still some islands for sale in the Caribbean. Maybe if we all pool our money together?
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Curtis71
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*wakes up, looks around*
Finally a good idea! Everybody on the boat!
We are going island shopping.
Jennifer
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Me too, love. I am as fair as the day is long. We can spend our days rubbing SPF 60 on each other. And braiding each others hair. And drinking.
God damn it, how much until we can buy an island??
doctor_insanus
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This made me snort and now my throat hurts. I think I did it wrong.
I'm off to the bar for some more courage. You fools better not move Litopia out of Backwater while I'm gone or I will come for you all. Just kidding, I meant I will cum, for you all!
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Will you cum on command?
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DesEsseintes
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<Rummages in pocket.> OK, I've got £4.86. It's a start.
Jennifer
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Everyone look for change in your sofa. Let's get this island!
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DesEsseintes
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I'm still doing the Euromillions - the jackpot was up to £150 million a while ago, although that was won. I promised Fata a bookshop, but that will hardly dent it.
I'll let you know how I get on - another draw tonight.
Oh, and of course I could stop giving away my body pro bono. If I'm assiduous in my attentions to vulnerable old ladies with heart conditions and savings, I could raise anything up to five or six pounds.
MausAss
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I think we can it for $150M, if we barter. I mean if that’s true we've already made 10M and £4.86 in like 6 hours. If we keep up the pace we will be easily be able to afford before the end of the week. Provided we want it.
Saint Peter
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Thailand does not sell islands to foreigners.
Read the fine print before whipping out the checkbook.
Read the fine print before whipping out the checkbook.
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I'm English, St Peter. It's everyone else who is foreign.
Saint Peter
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I am working on a friend's old Jag.
Whitworth tooling? If that is not foreign I do not know what is.
Whitworth tooling? If that is not foreign I do not know what is.
