Litopia

[Garnate]

I would like to apply to join.

I have literally no useful skills at all, and would only get in the way. I don't think, however, you should reject me on that account. I could at least write up our exploits in shining blank verse that would ring down the ages.

I suppose I'll take one for the team and make you stay in my room. Maybe in the corner. Maybe in my ass. Who can say? I drink too much.

 

[Garnate]

Garnate! I was trying to get his clothes off!

I can already see I'm a hindrance. Can I just vet the sex slaves? You can handle the rest.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Speak for yourself!

Wait, okay, that doesn't make sense. You know what I mean!

I've learned never to try and figure out what a woman means. Invariably I will guess incorrectly.

 

[unregistered]

 

[snugglestruggle]

I don't have any useful skills other than being a sex therapist and geting into trouble. So I'll wish you a bon voyage and many happy endings.

 

[C5MiGuy]

I think she means take us to the vet.

 

[neci]

You two need a chef? I don't work naked though.

hey cook! you wanna scramble my eggs?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I think she means take us to the vet.

I'm not being neutered. I have a dynasty to found.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm only coming if there is satellite TV and NFL Sunday Ticket.

 

[MausAss]

I promise to do the dishes once if you let me in.

 

[Garnate]

I'm not being neutered. I have a dynasty to found.

She's right, you need vetted first. No neutering.

 

[Garnate]

I'm only coming if there is satellite TV and NFL Sunday Ticket.

LOL Like you wouldn't come for tits.

I promise to do the dishes once if you let me in.

Once? HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Okay.

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[C5MiGuy]

No, no, no. Just relax. We still need to address appropriate workplace attire. Thankfully, we do not observe and regulations about sexual harassment. What about wearing only an apron?

Only if it's full length, and it's got a skin side pocket.

 

[spacekowboy]

LOL Like you wouldn't come for tits.

Actually no. There is far too much competition to get on this island. I don't need to deal with Lord Of The Flies type shit to get some tits. Fuck that noise.

 

[Garnate]

Actually no. There is far too much competition to get on this island. I don't need to deal with Lord Of The Flies type shit to get some tits. Fuck that noise.

That makes sense. Wanna just go grab a beer?

*Roofies you and stuffs you into a cage*

 

[unregistered]

 

[spacekowboy]

That makes sense. Wanna just go grab a beer?

*Roofies you and stuffs you into a cage*

That's gonna have to be a pretty big cage...

 

[DesEsseintes]

Is this really a GB thread? I mean, has anyone actually been rejected yet?

 

[C5MiGuy]

By being accepted, we're really being rejected.

 

[DesEsseintes]

By being accepted, we're really being rejected.

You're just saying that to make me feel better. I still don't know if I'm sleeping in a corner or an ass. I'm starting to think selling my house and car, cancelling all my credit cards and quitting my job to come here wasn't a mistake, somehow.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Can I come? Im a good grunt...that and I make booze

 

[C5MiGuy]

You're just saying that to make me feel better. I still don't know if I'm sleeping in a corner or an ass. I'm starting to think selling my house and car, cancelling all my credit cards and quitting my job to come here wasn't a mistake, somehow.

I'm pretty sure all the males will be banished to a cold room, naked, and be forced to huddle and cuddle to stay warm. Chances are we'll both be sleeping on an ass.