Litopia

[Bookishleigh]

I'm handy!

I'd sign up but for all the Douchebags. Bleh! My brain hurts just thinking about it.

We wouldn't make you manually please the douchebags! We're not monsters - well, most of us.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

We wouldn't make you manually please the douchebags! We're not monsters - well, most of us.

Ha! Well played.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

This is beginning to sound like Florida. I'm gonna open a DizzyWorld and build lots of condoms.... er condos and start gated mobile home communities and golf courses.

Illegals will be welcome and blue haired old women will roam the streets with their left blinker on.

 

[Jamiegeo]

The well mannered community building atmosphere does seem good and strong. May i suggest people start running around with the sharp hunting weapons i sell..
Natural selection isnt encouraging growth in the undertaking business.
Who will be the first and how will it occur?.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The well mannered community building atmosphere does seem good and strong. May i suggest people start running around with the sharp hunting weapons i sell..
Natural selection isnt encouraging growth in the undertaking business.
Who will be the first and how will it occur?.

There will be no lethal weapons* on Yossibeach as long as I am the day-shift lifeguard!

*with the exception, of course, of SavageJohnnySavage's manhood....it's not his fault he was forced to register his codpiece's contents as "lethal weapons" in 13 states and 4 provinces.

 

[Jamiegeo]

There will be no lethal weapons* on Yossibeach as long as I am the day-shift lifeguard!

*with the exception, of course, of SavageJohnnySavage's manhood....it's not his fault he was forced to register his codpiece's contents as "lethal weapons" in 13 states and 4 provinces.

Whos a good lifeguard!?.. Good for you.. The beach is not traditionally the place for hunting weapons with the exception of maybe the fishing rod. So i think your pretty safe between your flags

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm kind of over the whole sun, sand, and palm trees thing. But if I may be given a wooded mountain in the center of the island, I'd like to run a spa with hotsprings, teach yoga, do massage therapy, and keep bees. I will accept payment in coconut oil, abalone jewelry, and fish tacos.

I can do midwifery in a pinch; moustache rides do have a habit of turning into other sorts of rides.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I'm kind of over the whole sun, sand, and palm trees thing. But if I may be given a wooded mountain in the center of the island, I'd like to run a spa with hotsprings, teach yoga, do massage therapy, and keep bees. I will accept payment in coconut oil, abalone jewelry, and fish tacos.

I can do midwifery in a pinch; moustache rides do have a habit of turning into other sorts of rides.

Now we're talkin. I'll have to work on growing my moustache.

 

[spacekowboy]

Bunch a pinko commies up in here.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It seems skb is giving finger rides instead.

 

[pollynova]

If you need me, I'll be here.

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[neci]

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[neci]

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[spacekowboy]

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CommunistCat says "In communist Russia, herring essays you. "

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]