Living with mom? Help

[actorsub]

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i still dont get it

 

[bubbleYumm]

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lmao,,,

 

[actorsub]

lmao,,,

i mean, i get it's the wife of santa claus but what does that imply?

 

[ogre1244]

i mean, i get it's the wife of santa claus but what does that imply?

That she knows when you are sleeping or awake.

 

[actorsub]

That she knows when you are sleeping or awake.

oh i see, ok. well, will see, now shes sleeping at the bed behing my couch

 

[Noor]

Do it in the bathroom?

 

[bubbleYumm]

oh i see, ok. well, will see, now shes sleeping at the bed behing my couch

Wait wait wait do you plan on jacking off while your mother is asleep in the same room?

 

[actorsub]

Wait wait wait do you plan on jacking off while your mother is asleep in the same room?

i mean im clothed but im playing slowly with mine

 

[2TitsNoWaiting]

Do you have a laptop or cell phone you can use? If so, you should leave (run an errand for instance) to take care of it (perhaps in a car under a blanket?). Don't send your poor mom out if she doesn't speak the language.

A month is a long time, so you will need some release.

However, the bottom line is, take care of your momma for a few weeks, then take care of yourself. It won't kill you to go with out for a few days between jacking off.

And ignore the jerks in this thread that are picking on you when english is likely not your first language. Only jackasses use colloquialisms and then heckle those that don't understand them.

 

[actorsub]

Many thanks for your kind message and really useful advice/suggestions.

Will do as suggested, English is not my 1st language and I don't get to understand most of the idioms. Thank you do much for your understanding

Do you have a laptop or cell phone you can use? If so, you should leave (run an errand for instance) to take care of it (perhaps in a car under a blanket?). Don't send your poor mom out if she doesn't speak the language.

A month is a long time, so you will need some release.

However, the bottom line is, take care of your momma for a few weeks, then take care of yourself. It won't kill you to go with out for a few days between jacking off.

And ignore the jerks in this thread that are picking on you when english is likely not your first language. Only jackasses use colloquialisms and then heckle those that don't understand them.

 

[actorsub]

Thanks for everyone's suggestions and advices so far. Let the game begin. Have a good Sunday.

 

[DarkPleasures]

Hello guys,

I would need some help/suggestions from you

In reply to this (the above quote), and comments that this exact same thread being moved to the Playground once before, you may wish to try Lit's How To board for advice/help since this topic is not a personal ad.

You may find what you seek there.

 

[actorsub]

In reply to this (the above quote), and comments that this exact same thread being moved to the Playground once before, you may wish to try Lit's How To board for advice/help since this topic is not a personal ad.

You may find what you seek there.

Many thanks for you VERY useful and SMART advice. If someone would have given me this advice way earlier - rather than moving it to playground - it would be a lot more useful. It's good to see there are still smart people out in here. Grazie Mille !...

 

[Miles Long]

Gee what a lucky mother. Can't wait to see what he gives her for Mother's Day.

 

[actorsub]

Gee what a lucky mother. Can't wait to see what he gives her for Mother's Day.

Haven't thought of it yet.

 

[Miles Long]

Haven't thought of it yet.

Oh come on, I bet you have.

 

[actorsub]

Oh come on, I bet you have.

I don't know maybe a brunch and a litttle gift (flower, watch)

 

[Aquagal]

This thread is making me laugh. Can't you take a sabbatical on the wanking? And if you absolutely need to rub one out, take it to the bathroom.

...oh Mamma Mia!

 

[actorsub]

This thread is making me laugh. Can't you take a sabbatical on the wanking? And if you absolutely need to rub one out, take it to the bathroom.

...oh Mamma Mia!

Ok thanks

 

[zephozone]

This thread is making me laugh. Can't you take a sabbatical on the wanking? And if you absolutely need to rub one out, take it to the bathroom.

...oh Mamma Mia!

Better still, have a word with Greyhound. They used to do a Kidnap Your Mom Special. She'll vanish for a month and see the States while you go blind back home.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

This thread is making me laugh. Can't you take a sabbatical on the wanking? And if you absolutely need to rub one out, take it to the bathroom.

...oh Mamma Mia!

I am with AG give the little guy a rest while Mom is in town. I mean come on is it often you see your mother or no? Enjoy spending time with your Mom and then think of how much fun your lil sabbatical will be when Mom goes home. That or as I have said before..... take it to the shower turn on the water and then she won't be able to hear your sounds while your showering thanks to the water.

You know unless you're more into the getting away with it while Mom is there and then MAYBE you should try the Fetish threads.

 

[actorsub]

Better still, have a word with Greyhound. They used to do a Kidnap Your Mom Special. She'll vanish for a month and see the States while you go blind back home.

Kinda your mom? What does it entail?

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Kinda your mom? What does it entail?

usually a criminal record in a few years

 

[actorsub]

usually a criminal record in a few years

I understand, sorry, do the bus company has a program called "kidnap your mom" that is for mothers and show the united states for a month??

 

[BBWangeleyes]

I understand, sorry, do the bus company has a program called "kidnap your mom" that is for mothers and show the united states for a month??

It's a private company.