Loaned out wife

I was thinking she'd fall on the floor and twist her ankle. But falling onto his erection could work as well.
There was a story here somewhere where a panty-less girl in short dress was helped jumping off a tall fence by a nude man...
 
when you loan out your wife, do you expect her returned all washed, detailed and polished, or is it more like loaning out the old pickup truck for a dump run - as long as the bed is swept roughly clean, a few more dents are no big deal?
 
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