LOL - little things around the world

[CharleyH]

I hear yelling outside. It is hilarious how people argue.

"She is a bitch, she walks over to your house and tries to fuck you. Your with me. SHE IS OUTTA CONTROL. I cannot take this anymore. You are burning and there is something wrong with you. SHE IS A BITCH, what are you fucking doing with her!"

Ah, urban living. What a wealth of conflict and stories! OH LOL here comes the MAN! LOUDER! LOL

 

[CharleyH]

oh shit LOL its a whole on group of who is fucking whom!!! I would ignore it, but LOL, I am three rooms from the window and hear every word! LOL

 

[CharleyH]

OK ROFL there is like 20 of them out there now LOL. Jesus! Its like a swarm of cock roaches!!

 

[CharleyH]

Apparently, this is the excitement of my night and neighborhood lol ... what is yours? Whats your 'hood like?

Mine is still going on and I will use it to hell in a story . It is beautiful fodder! What do you use from your 'hood?

 

[rgraham666]

My reaction to your little tale.

I live in Little India. Nice quiet people for the most part. Some lovely women live here. Nothing much happens here. That I would use in a smut story, yet.

 

[erise]

Like I mentioned in another thread just now:

41 men, 36 accordions. I have counted them.

Add to that a trojka of matchmaking old grandmothers, the occational stray pig, and amateur tractor pulling tournaments, and you have my hood down to a tee.

I envy you, Charley.

 

[English Lady]

Ok, I am moving because of the kinda neighbours we have.

On the left we have 2 drunks, mostly they're ok, but once or twice a week they yell and scream and slam doors and yell and scream and....yeah you get it.

On the right, we have the neighbours from hell. They play "thump thump thump" dance music at all hours, they let their drain get so blocked up you could smell it from the other end of the road! and they fight like cat and dog too, doors get ripped off, windows broken, plates and cups thrown into the street.

Directly across the road a new set have moved in, three houses together who play loud music alllllll night on a friday, all day saturday and most of sunday too. their kids are out on the street till 11/12 at night yelling, screaming and swearing (the kids are about 8,9,11) and the parents/guardians/whatever tend to join in!!

We've hadthe black mat for wiping your feet nicked form infrontof our house, I fear we'll be robbed whenever we go out and there was a fire in the alley behind us yesterday afternoon.

I'm so glad i'm moving!

 

[neonlyte]

I'm opposite the park, it's supposed to be quiet.

Two lots down they are building a new health centre, local elections are due so the town council decided to repave the square and repair the fountains. They start early because its so damn hot, then in the evening, after 10.00 everyone comes out onto the street because the temperature has finally cooled down.

But hey, there are a procession of young girls and mums continually passing buy, I can hear the local band practicing in the early evening when it quietens down for a couple of hours and the old guy who walks in the park every night whistling military marches in perfect pitch, and on Sundays, the old men gather in the bar downstairs and around 4.00 in the afternoon they've normally had enouth to drink to start singing patriotic songs. Did I mention we have folk music and dancing in the park most weekends?

We don't have drunks, and only the gypsy's fight.

 

[cantdog]

Neon that sounds almost Rogers and Hammerstein!

 

[Guest]

Neon that sounds almost Rogers and Hammerstein!

I was thinking the same thing but from Wilson's Music Man instead.


"with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL!"

 

[SeaCat]

Ok, I am moving because of the kinda neighbours we have.

On the left we have 2 drunks, mostly they're ok, but once or twice a week they yell and scream and slam doors and yell and scream and....yeah you get it.

On the right, we have the neighbours from hell. They play "thump thump thump" dance music at all hours, they let their drain get so blocked up you could smell it from the other end of the road! and they fight like cat and dog too, doors get ripped off, windows broken, plates and cups thrown into the street.

Directly across the road a new set have moved in, three houses together who play loud music alllllll night on a friday, all day saturday and most of sunday too. their kids are out on the street till 11/12 at night yelling, screaming and swearing (the kids are about 8,9,11) and the parents/guardians/whatever tend to join in!!

We've hadthe black mat for wiping your feet nicked form infrontof our house, I fear we'll be robbed whenever we go out and there was a fire in the alley behind us yesterday afternoon.

I'm so glad i'm moving!

EL,

Kind of sounds like the place I'm in right now. The neighbor on the left is a sleaze bag who seems to think because he was born in an exclusive neighborhood he is due anything he wants. After the hurricanes last summer the fences around our courtyards were down. He took this as an invitation to have his dog use our courtyard as it's bathroom, not to mention he decided he was more than welcome to sample our food at meal times. (To the point where he stole half a rack of ribs from my grill. Ballsy Bitch that he is he complained the next day that the ribs weren't made the way he prefers them.) He also thought the fences being down meant he could watch and harass my wife anytime she was downstairs in our place. (No I didn't break any of his bones, although I did threaten to cook his dog if he didn't leep it leashed and in his courtyard.)

The neighbvors on my other side are a young couple who would give Jeff Foxworthy enough material for several tours. They are so stupid they thought stocking up for the hurricanes meant buying a 12 pack and a couple bags of chips. (Crisps to you Brits.) I ended up buying two antique rifles from him for $25.00 so he could buy beer when we got electricity back. (Yes I got a bill of sale complete with Serial Numbers. I'm crazy not stupid. ) They later complained to the courts about my buying the two rifles as well as not giving them food when they wanted it. The judge laughed them out of court while complimenting me on buying two rifles worth roughly $3000.00 each for $25.00.

The place where I'm living now has turned into a slum like area. All you hear at night is the loud music and yelling. If you look down from the roof of the building all of the courtyards look like shit except ours. (We take pride in where we live and keep it looking nice.)

As muc as it's a pain in the ass to move I'm glad to be moving. I know we'll enjoy the new place and I no longer feel safe leaving my wife alone at home here. (It's at the point where I put the warning poster back on the door.)

Cat

 

[neonlyte]

Just to add to the note so many of you enjoyed.

It's five to 10.00 in the evening here, a brass band has just struck up in the park playing a Military Waltz (I think). This obviously not our 'town band', they are playing far too well. Think I'll just pop down for a stroll and enjoy the playing.

 

[Guest]

Just to add to the note so many of you enjoyed.

It's five to 10.00 in the evening here, a brass band has just struck up in the park playing a Military Waltz (I think). This obviously not our 'town band', they are playing far too well. Think I'll just pop down for a stroll and enjoy the playing.

Isn't that a delight?

I've played in quite a few town bands, myself.

Often many of the performers are a couple dozen years past their prime, but it matters not.

It's fun to play and make music; if it actually sounds good, then that's a plus.

 

[English Lady]

EL,

Kind of sounds like the place I'm in right now. The neighbor on the left is a sleaze bag who seems to think because he was born in an exclusive neighborhood he is due anything he wants. After the hurricanes last summer the fences around our courtyards were down. He took this as an invitation to have his dog use our courtyard as it's bathroom, not to mention he decided he was more than welcome to sample our food at meal times. (To the point where he stole half a rack of ribs from my grill. Ballsy Bitch that he is he complained the next day that the ribs weren't made the way he prefers them.) He also thought the fences being down meant he could watch and harass my wife anytime she was downstairs in our place. (No I didn't break any of his bones, although I did threaten to cook his dog if he didn't leep it leashed and in his courtyard.)

The neighbvors on my other side are a young couple who would give Jeff Foxworthy enough material for several tours. They are so stupid they thought stocking up for the hurricanes meant buying a 12 pack and a couple bags of chips. (Crisps to you Brits.) I ended up buying two antique rifles from him for $25.00 so he could buy beer when we got electricity back. (Yes I got a bill of sale complete with Serial Numbers. I'm crazy not stupid. ) They later complained to the courts about my buying the two rifles as well as not giving them food when they wanted it. The judge laughed them out of court while complimenting me on buying two rifles worth roughly $3000.00 each for $25.00.

The place where I'm living now has turned into a slum like area. All you hear at night is the loud music and yelling. If you look down from the roof of the building all of the courtyards look like shit except ours. (We take pride in where we live and keep it looking nice.)

As muc as it's a pain in the ass to move I'm glad to be moving. I know we'll enjoy the new place and I no longer feel safe leaving my wife alone at home here. (It's at the point where I put the warning poster back on the door.)

Cat

I sympathise deeply with you

I got the keys for the new house today, I am so happy to be moving!

 

[Liar]

I sympathise deeply with you

I got the keys for the new house today, I am so happy to be moving!

Cool! Feels good, doesn't it?

#L, recent mover

 

[neonlyte]

Isn't that a delight?

I've played in quite a few town bands, myself.

Often many of the performers are a couple dozen years past their prime, but it matters not.

It's fun to play and make music; if it actually sounds good, then that's a plus.

This was just what I needed to drag me from the spirit dampening worry of what is taking place in London.

I seriously maligned them, they were the town band and an excellent performance thay gave. There was the guy whole sold me a leg of lamb in the market this morning giving a spirit trumpet solo during Gershwins Rhapsody in Blue and the young woman from the council office who tolerates my poor Portuguese and resolves my planning issues.

The played a medeley of film scores and marches and just a snatch of the Gershwin, occassionally sounding like a hornpipe band on a swaying deck but that's how I like my town bands. The kids ran round and round, they set themselves up in their play area, and leaves dropped from the tree canopy surprising the odd note out of the the unlucky recipient. All ages were there enjoying the simple pleasure of listening to their folk play music.

It took me a million miles from trouble, and I'm immensly grateful for that.

 

[Guest]

It took me a million miles from trouble, and I'm immensly grateful for that.