Looking for a waiter!

[WoundedKnee]

Serious. I could use some nachos and Corona™.

 

[Que]

Look, I never suggested celebrating the possibility of Rocketman annihilating one of the big, blue cities... I just suggested that my grief would be muted and short-lived.

Besides I think it's a little early for a celebration; they might actually come to some sort of an understanding.

 

[WoundedKnee]

So you want your nachos loaded with jalapeño.
If we ever find a waiter, we can get that.

Maybe even something to go with a little salt and lime...

 

[Que]

Yes to the jalapenos; I prefer Dos Equis if I have to have a beer but as long as we're getting sloshed early in the morning I would suggest Patron preferably chilled.

 

[WoundedKnee]

It's not all that early for me.

My morning starts abnormally early...

 

[Que]

It's not all that early for me.

My morning starts abnormally early...

Ordinarily that would be true for me as well but basically I've taken the last 24 hours off for no other reason than I just didn't feel like working.

I need to get back to actually working, or I'm going to end up squandering that nice fat insurance check for not working that I'm getting

Sort of a fallout of success meaning I don't have to work quite as hard and the harder I work the more people I see in the more people I see the more assholes I run into in the less people I want to see.

It's really the wrong way of looking at it because I see many people every day and most of them are quite congenial it's just the a****** I get about every third day that makes me not want to do it at all.

 

[WoundedKnee]

I tend not to squander much money.
I also think 10% is a great tip until I've had a few tequila shots.

 

[Que]

And here it was I thought the seniorita was ifawning over me because of my dashing good looks and sparkling personality.

Apparently 20% is her price.

 

[WoundedKnee]

Too bad that you can't say, as an excuse, it has to be Cinco de Mayo somewhere...

 

[Taint_mAnn]

Look, I never suggested celebrating the possibility of Rocketman annihilating one of the big, blue cities... I just suggested that my grief would be muted and short-lived.

Besides I think it's a little early for a celebration; they might actually come to some sort of an understanding.

What a petty little tranny you are. Kill millions because of their dislike of your dear leader?
What a dipshit.

 

[WoundedKnee]

Oh, look.

The trolls want a table. They want one close so that we have to hear their "loud-talking."

Progressives have no "indoor voice."

 

[Rightguide]

Oh, look.

The trolls want a table. They want one close so that we have to hear their "loud-talking."

Progressives have no "indoor voice."

Looks like Taint's right side was caved in again last night.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Serious. I could use some nachos and Corona™.

It would appear that your reputation for shitty tipping has bitten you on the ass once again!

 

[WoundedKnee]

Looks like Taint's right side was caved in again last night.

Now, we're getting all the over-talkers...



They are incapable of being fun, so they want no one else to have any.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Ordinarily that would be true for me as well but basically I've taken the last 24 hours off for no other reason than I just didn't feel like working.

I need to get back to actually working, or I'm going to end up squandering that nice fat insurance check for not working that I'm getting

The life of the unmotivated day labor pool worker. ^^^^

 

[WoundedKnee]

The table manners of an angry chimpanzee, banging on his bongo...