Looking for Daddy!

[Earthgoddess]

:0...Slamming the door behind her, Earthgoddess storms in and sees..."Oh my God...what is going on here,I feel like Caligula lives here...what do you sex crazed people think this is a freaking free for all." Angrily begins to rip off her leather bikini top..."Okay you all want an expression of teen angst-" her newly tattooed breasts present themselves..."I want some attention from someone now..."

 

[Xander]

Xander, the ever so dorky cousin, turns around in complete surprise, as earthgoddess comes rushing into the room, dropping his model of a RL katanasword, on the floor.

As she rips of her bikinitop and shouts in the room, he drops his jaw on the floor.
His eyes fixated on her wonderfully tatooed breast.

"Oh.......my........God......."

He suddenly becomes painfully aware of his obvious excitement. Free for all to see.
Xander has no idea how to handle the situation, being the designated dork and all.
All he can do, is stand there trembling. Watching the ever so beautiful earthgoddess.

 

[Magic Merlin]

About this time Merlin and Tiggsy come back into the house. A little disheveled but with sly grins on their faces. As they enter into the kitchen, what they see shocks them beyond belief!!!!

Total and raw debauchery!!!!!

At this point Merlin looses it. He has to have his debauched sister-in-law, Phantom. But he has to reach her before Xander reachers her. Xander has an evil look in his eyes, that look that says he has never been with a woman before and that is about to change.

Just as Merlin reaches Phantom and that nubile body of hers, he hears a scream from Tiggsy. As everyone stops and looks over at Xander, Tiggsy has dropped to her knees in front of him with her hand between his legs.

"Do you know who I am?" "she says to Xander.

Xander, looking totally confused, shakes his head, although there is something strangley familiar about her.

Tiggsy, looking up at Xander, says, "I want you to be my "big mean Daddy!!......

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[Thephantomprincess]

OOC OMG - I leave for like 12 hours and this is out of control! WHo am I being fucked by exactly???!!!! How many different People? This is sweet! One of us should write a really story on this eventually.

IC - Suddenly all pause from their fuckfest activities as there here the sound of heavy military boots slapping against the hardwood floor. Even before all can see the face, they know who is about to enter the room. Bikerboy. "GET OF MY BITCH" he roars. "Come Here slave! Get down on your knees and beg forgiveness, Imagine, letting this filth tough you like this. You are my property, and don';t you ever forget it!" <slaps her hard on the ass>

 

[Magic Merlin]

OOC - Time Out for a Minute. Here's a list of the characters in this den of inequity:

"Bikerboy" - Father of Tiggs & Earthgoddess. Husband of Phantom. Brother of Merlin.

"Phantom: - Mother of Tiggs & Earthgoddess. Wife of Bikerboy. Sister-in-law to Merlin.

"Tiggs" - Youngest Daughter of Bikerboy & Phantom. Sister to Earthgoddess. Niece of Merlin.

"Earthgoddess" - Eldest daughter of Bikerboy & Phantom. Sister to Phantom. Niece of Merlin.

"Merlin" - Confused

owner of house that is being debauched. Younger brother to Bikerboy???? Slave to neglected latina housewife (or at least would like to be

)

"The Chef" - Chef to Merlin. Typically likes to only wear his chef's hat. Merlin thinks he is crazy.

"Plumber Dude" - Owner of "Big Johnson Plumbing." Lacks any socially redeeming qualities (just kidding Raven!!, this is my favorite character).

"Lovely Latina" - lonely, neglected, but oh-so-sexy latina housewife from next door. Loves to entice her next door neighbor until it hurts!!!

"Firesprite" - Younger sister of the Plumber Dude. Follows her brother everywhere.

"Xander" - Considers himself the ever so dorky cousin. (although nobody knows who cousin he is???)

Story Line - Who the hell Knows!!!!!! I'm confused as hell!!!

 

[Earthgoddess]

Wait how can xander be a cousin and a step father,why am i older than tiggs what if we are lesbian twins...what problem does your chef have that he wants me to fix...and as a chef IRL how the hell does he cook naked? do you only eat raw uncut friuts and vegies so he is never in danger of an errant blade...and why didn't the lovely LL put the moves on this crush-ridden teen if she saw me trying on bikinis...LL I would find you irrestible...and why distract xander(by the way I don't think you are a dork...just a misunderstood genius..keep staring and sending me compliments and I'll undork you faster than you can sniff model glue) if he is adoring the sacred boobs of earthgoddess...and why are we all in your house merlin? Am I the only one seeing an eerie resemblance to "Mary Hartman..." I love you all and hope to land in the sack with each and everyone whose willing...kisses and hearty laughter...now back to the board for the games..

WOO HOO

 

[Earthgoddess]

Wait how can xander be a cousin and a step father,why am i older than tiggs what if we are lesbian twins...what problem does your chef have that he wants me to fix...and as a chef IRL how the hell does he cook naked? do you only eat raw uncut friuts and vegies so he is never in danger of an errant blade...and why didn't the lovely LL put the moves on this crush-ridden teen if she saw me trying on bikinis...LL I would find you irrestible...and why distract xander(by the way I don't think you are a dork...just a misunderstood genius..keep staring and sending me compliments and I'll undork you faster than you can sniff model glue) if he is adoring the sacred boobs of earthgoddess...and why are we all in your house merlin? Am I the only one seeing an eerie resemblance to "Mary Hartman..." I love you all and hope to land in the sack with each and everyone whose willing...kisses and hearty laughter...now back to the board for the games..

WOO HOO

 

[Ravenloft]

Plumber Dude:
Even with his little sister watching the Plumber Dude, Chris feels his climax coming and he roughly pulls Lovely toward him with a deep throaty groan.

Several minutes pass and the three of them in the kitchen all collect themselves. Chris suddenly realizes that the floor is soaking wet. He looks up at the two girls and shakes his head as if to say: "Couldn't have been you two..." then he turns toward the sink and swears. "SHIT!"

The pipes under the sink have been flooding the kitchen the entire time he was going at Lovely. He immidiatly goes to work on the pipes, trying to stop the flooding, swearing under his breath the entire time.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Your pricless, Earthgoddess.....Thats why I think the chef is crazy. The only thing he is going to cook is his balls

...We were in my house so you and your sister, and parents and I could have a "nice" <wink wink> private dinner.

As for the rest of it. Hell, I don't know??? I think it started when the "Plumber Dude", showed up!!

Thanks everybody, I LMAO all weekend. Ya'll are hilarious.

Now, back to the show!!!!

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[Magic Merlin]

<damn computer

damn 500 errors

damn keyboard....damn..damn..damn.....you think you've posted once but you've actually posted a zillion time...grumble...grumble...if i had a dog, i would feel like kicking him right now

>

just joking

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[Lovely Latina]

&$%#!!!!!!

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[Lovely Latina]

Lovely, the housewife:

()___))___________)))~~~~~



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[Xander]

OOC: Wow wow wow. I'm confused. I'm the step father of Tiggs?????
Ok. Let me try to confuse things a little more.

Xander: Son of Merlins' first wife, cousin to earthgoddess (vuf vuf) and Tiggs, nephew of uncle Bikerboy and aunty Phantom.

But how the stepfather thing fits into this, I have no idea about.

IC:
Xander stares at Tiggs in front of him.
"Step father.....??...How...."
Oh God, this is almost too much for his mind to comprehend.
He looks back up at earthgoddess, and suddenly feels the strength leaving his legs. She is so beautiful as she stands there.
He would be puddy in her hands.

Xander looks down at Tiggs again, and his eyes starts to swirl. Making it litterally impossible for him to focus.

These two sisters.......Ever since he knew of their existance, he wanted to lay his hands on them.
But being in this VERY unfamiliar situation, his feet seemed like glued to the floor. He knew what he wanted, but how could to make it happen.

He litterally started to shake of excitement.

 

[Firesprite]

Firesprite rushes over to Ravenloft to give him the new section of pipe. in her haste she slips on the wet floor. loosing her grip on the pipe it slips as she falls... the pipe spinning out of control and flying to hit her brother Ravenloft on the head, knocking him out cold. Panicing, Firesprite tries to wake him and fails.. looking around she finds that lovely Latina has slipped out the door, unaware of the new drama unfolding.
Firesprite dashes out of the kitchen her clothes wet and see-through, trying to find help for her brother. she races into the front room to see the Chef and Phantom still engrossed with each other. Racing down the hall she looks into another room and sees Xander and Earth goddess with Tiggs on her knees and Bikerboy yelling at everyone.. Firesprite decides its not a good idea to interrupt this dramatic tableau (bikerboy looks pretty bad when he is angry!) and dashes in another direction. Looking out a window Firesprite sees movement near the pool and heads out there, wondering if it would be easier to just dial 911..

 

[Earthgoddess]

Earthgoddess sensing trouble turns her head away from Xander's shocked face, just in time to see the adorable firesprite dash by the door. Rushing out of the room and knowing the would be later punishments for disobeying her strict parents she followed her lassie-like senses, they led to a scene of titanic like tragedy. water spewed from under the sink, the plumber's apparently life less body lay prone as water edied about his bruised cranium...A length of pipe and a burgoening hematomia told a gruesome tale,his now flaccid member was still slick with passion's fluids. Leaning down and using her keen eyes she observed the veiny tube of manhood and to her relief saw a faint throbbing, indicating that his heart was still beating. Elevating his head, earth goddess supported him on a small cotton dhurrie rug with an intriguing tibetan motif, it was soaking but would keep him from drowning in the ever rising tides. Cursing her lack of plumbing knowledge,she chose to meditate and in a moment of zen-like clarity she went to the tool box and prayed for guidance. The answer unfolded, removing her leather and chain mail thong, she prepared to work plumbing magic. The thong had left her painfully chafed and her newest piercing throbbed as the run had caused it to click painfully against her metal lingerie. Calmly she let the cool waters lap at her, and then she picked up the T connector and using her telekinetic powers stopped the water's angry flow. Sanding with 120 grit paper she created the necessary bevel on the edge of the pipe. Working feverishly she primed the piping and as the necessary curing time of 15 seconds elasped she felt a new tension building. Liberally coating the pipe with the cement, her own responses to the water's licking distracted her.."No I must finish this,"wrestling with her desire she joined the pipes,aligned them and waited the agonizing moment before..MMMMm..yes ooohhhh...A perfect bead of cement relayed her success,and she let the water take her to her reward of pleasure...Waves of orgasms broke on her body, sweat and the spray intermingled as she released...Shaky legs under her she slowly stood and stretched. she leaned into the counter and as she did the cold crystal cabinet pull grazed her hot , wet throbbing center. Splaying her lithe legs she threw back her head and moaned...what a sight she was,hair streaming down her back, moisture beading all over her naked flesh as she thrust herself onto the knob,over and over,building not relieving the aching urges riddling her soul...So lost in her pleasure seeking she doesn't even hear the noises behind her....

 

[Ravenloft]

Chris:
With a groan of pain Chris, the plumber dude came to. He rubbed his forehead and winced. "Ow! Shit, that hurt!" He looks around and his eyes go wide when he sees the mess that the kitchen is in. "Man! What the hell happened in here? Did a tornado hit... This... Place... Or..." He slowed to a stop when he saw what Earthgoddess was doing. "Oh... Wow!" He said as he started to stand only succeding in slamming his head into the frame of the sinks cupbords. He promptly fell back on his ass and swore. "OW! FUCK!"

He sits under the sink rubbing at the second throbbing lump on his head trying to fight the urge to just lash out and punch the sink.

 

[Guest]

Damn, I can't believe this thread is already two pages long. When I started it I had intentions of role-playing with someone...

 

[Magic Merlin]

<Merlin is standing in kitchen door Totally Dumbstruck!!!!>

 

[Svedish_Chef]

OOC The chef is NOT crazy.... penis under table.... workbeanch above OK and yes I do know what I'm talking about!

IC ...The insatiable chef hears the screaming and leaves bikerboy to his many devices and decides to chase another of the luscious young ladies that seem to keep appearing, firesprite! And knowing her it looks like its time for more helpings of hot, wet gushing loads of pussy juice for the chef!

 

[Firesprite]

Firesprite looks up as she sees the chef coming towards her, a lasvicious look in his eye. Her heart beats harder and her breath comes in short sharp gasps as she sees him naked except for his hat. Surprised by his demeanor, Firesprite takes a step backwards and falls into a lounger by the pool.

Suddenly they hear cursing coming from the kitchen and with a sigh of relief, Firesprite realises that Chris, her plumber dude brother is going to be alright. in the short time that realisation dawned, the chef reached her.
He knelt before her and pulled out a knife (Where on earth did THAT come from??) Firesprite cringed before him, unable to get past him to run away, and even though he held the knife, she was unwilling to flee. Having been surrounded by sexual abandon, and fondling herself while her brother was pounding into Latina, Firesprite was trembling from her restrained passion.
slowly and with finesse the chef reached out to her and grasped the bottom hem of her shirt, pulling it away from her body. Delicatly and with precision he sliced it off her. Her skirt, bra and panties went quickly after until she was sitting amid a pile of shreaded clothes. With a lightning quick move the chef flicked his hand and the knife disappeared, sheathed inside his hat.

Firesprite, still unmoving waited for him to make his next move...

 

[Magic Merlin]

Okay, Okay, <ahh!!.. ahh!!..> the chef is not crazy!!! Just don't interupt me right now.. I'm finally getting some action in this story!!!

Ohh yeahhh...Ohh yeah!!!! <dumbstruck look is because of wonderful BJ from one of the many beautiful women in the kitchen> Ohhh Yeah!!! Ohh, what are you doing with your tongue Phantom.... Ohhh my God!!!!!.......

 

[Magic Merlin]

Merlin determinely (sp?) walks through the kitchen, carefully stepping over one body after another. His sole goal is to find earthgoddess and those little white panties (hubba, hubba).

As he goes into the hallway, he hears someone whispering his name, but cannot for the life of himself tell who it is or where it is coming from. Just as he is narrowing his search a door is thrown wide open.

As he turns around he is hit on the head from behind and knocked senseless (some say this is my natural state

).

When he come to, he is tied to the bed and there is his niece. The lovely earthgoddess!!!! Sexy and delicious.

"So Uncle Merlin," she says. "I keep hearing that you want to see my little white panties. Have you anything to say for yourself."

Summoning the last reserves of his mighty strength <spend as much time in this place as I have and see how much strength you have left>, his muscles bulging and straining the ropes to the limit of their strength, Merlin suddenly discovers that he is not really tied down. <just wanted to get your attention

>

"Yes, my dear earthgoddess, I do have something to say to you. Something I should have said at the beginning of this escapade.

Merlin picks up earthgoddess and throws her on the bed. "my dear little neice, I am now going to slowly peel those Little White Panties of yours off of you. I'm going to take them off one inch at a time.

Slowly,they will come. Inch by Inch. Step by step. Little by Little. But have no doubt about it.

They will come off!!! <hehehe..evil grin

)


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[Thephantomprincess]

(OOC) Ok, Now who am I fucking? I've kinda lost track.

(IC) Last we left the hallway outside the kitchen, Bikerboy had just walked in and commanded Tiggs to do his bidding. He drags her upstairs by his hair. How naughty she has been. I on the otherhand am very very confused, but at the same time very turned on from all this. I figure I just gotta get out of here until all this calms down. I I hop in the car and head ovre to my mistress' house for a grand old time. I figure I'l be much clamer after a good cum or two.

 

[Earthgoddess]

Teasing her uncle mercilessly...earth goddess pulls at the simple pure white cotton panties that cling slightly to her damp skin...Pouting she says,"But Uncle I slipped these on just for you..."
She stands with her legs apart and begins to rub her hands all over herself..."MMmmm, wouldn't you love to touch me..."she slids her finger into the panties,swirling it around her wetness... then pulls it out and sucks long and hard..."Do you want to taste me?" Rubbing herself and playing with her new piercing,through the panties,is making hte crotch of the panties wet and the scent of her desire floods the room..."Play with me Uncle,"she begs...

 

[Earthgoddess]

Teasing her uncle mercilessly...earth goddess pulls at the simple pure white cotton panties that cling slightly to her damp skin...Pouting she says,"But Uncle I slipped these on just for you..."
She stands with her legs apart and begins to rub her hands all over herself..."MMmmm, wouldn't you love to touch me..."she slids her finger into the panties,swirling it around her wetness... then pulls it out and sucks long and hard..."Do you want to taste me?" Rubbing herself and playing with her new piercing,through the panties,is making hte crotch of the panties wet and the scent of her desire floods the room..."Play with me Uncle,"she begs...