Looking for women of any age

RedHead I've got a mind to catch a flight.

Sexy Red, You know I ought to jump on a red eye out to the desert to keep you company 2nite. A night with the Dee and you wouldn't be able to type for daze. Get it?
 
YoU WoUld Be DaZed FrOm ThE FlOgGiNg.

Have you never been so screwed so silly that you could barely stand? Well... I would give you such a mind blowing series of earth shattering orgasms that you would be out for the count.
We could lay in the bed for a couple of days doing nothing but eating, sleeping, and fucking and cumming. By the time I left town you be curled up sleeping like a baby for a couple of days while waiting for your delightfully swollen lips,(both sets) to go back down.
Now do you get it?

[Edited by dee_cole on 09-22-2000 at 09:05 PM]
 
Well, I figured as much, but had to make sure!

To answer your question, I have... once.
How is it that you are so confident you can do this for me?
 
How did Micheal Jordan always know he'd make the winning shot? How did that chick know that kids would love Barney...a gay purple dinosaur? How did Monica know that she should save that dress? >>> They just knew baby. That is what the Dee does. The Dee eats pussy better than or just as good as anyone....because I loooooooove to do it. And I follow it up with a great fucking... I have excellent dick control.... And believe you me....I am being modest.
 
hmmm...

No guy's ever been able to outdo me... but...

If it were feasible I'd probably give you a chance, at least orally :).
 
Feasible, Smeasible. And what do you mean just orally. You would be so wound up after the licking your clit would turn against you if you didn't beg me to fuck you when I finished going down on you.
On the other note. After we send each other a couple of pics and a few phone calls...you'd be surprised how feasible things become.
 
Hmmm...
no response... to either.


nah, changed my mind...

to Dee... to me, everything's okay in fantasy. but i'd never go there (with anyone) in reality.



[Edited by SeXy ReDHeD on 09-22-2000 at 09:23 PM]
 
Ne Vah the Hate ah.

Ne Vah, because it's Nun Yah - as in none of your fucking business. It Shouldn't turn you on because no one is talking to you. If you want to read feel free but speak when spoken to...except for now.
Sexy...The Guest was like a wet blanket... you know the type that could fuck up a wet dream. You and I will continue later.

Until then....xxxxooxxxxoo. Put em' where you like em' best.
 
dee_cole said:
The Guest was like a wet blanket... you know the type that could fuck up a wet dream. You and I will continue later.
Here I thought a wet blanket was the result of a wet dream.. I suppose in a way you're right, the wetness of the blanket would indicate the end of the dream.

Sexy Redhead, a question, did what dee say to you turn you on? Make you feel flattered?

Dee's right, it's none of my bee's wax but it's a public post and I am a tad curious. If you don't want to respond, of course, I'll let it be.
 
THIS IS SO PATHETIC.........

Much like my threads, my posts are getting more replies than the original thread of this college matriculant (I know I'm going to hear about that word, so break out the dictionaries).
My point is that proper English usage is almost like stuttering (no offense to stutterers). If you stutter when trying to get your point across, the listener loses interest. Same goes for writing, when you address yourself as "Im", most readers will not take you too serious and lose interest. I'm not saying that I am perfect at what I write, though I'm sure that we all try to be, but I will make my greatest effort to perfect any story and poetry that I submit online. And I'll admit, I have seen errors in my stories and one of my poems. However, I may not be an English professor at Oxford University, but sorry folks, it was something that I learned from grade school to college. That's called taking pride in what you write.
I DO NOT INTEND TO OFFEND, SO PLEASE DON'T BOTHER TO DEFEND.

[Edited by GuyJD on 09-22-2000 at 11:17 PM]
 
As, ah, someone who sometimes has a bit of ah, pa-pa-pa...
Problem with stuttering. I can say that the problem isn't that people d-don't listen but that at some point you feel so completely foolish that you just compla- compt- complet....
nevermind.
 
Never, to answer your question, no I was not turned on by what Dee said... more curious, I suppose.

Am I flattered? Perhaps a bit. But as I've said before, I don't know any of these peopele (really) IRL so I take everything said here, whether it be flirting or fighting or whatever, with a grain of salt.

Isn't everything we do here pretty much to get someone else's reaction? You post "meaningless" posts (most of which are all very meaningful in their own way, IMO), Dee starts fights or flirts, Lasher lashes, etc. just for other people's reactions. Some will say that they post for themselves, that they love to come here and all that happy-crappy, but we all know that that's shit!

Anyway, it's like 3 am here (wish I could hear that song) and I'm drunk and babbling.
 
Hey Red at leaast he stays away from the ice cubes and corndogs. Hopfully, he'll learn how construct a sentence.
 
I thought that you were part of that theard, but if you don't know ask KM.
 
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