Lubricants

I got upsold on Jelle recently and bought a second bottle almost immediately.

There's a couple toys I got rid of that probably would have been just fine with a better lube. Most lubes flatten out or even flow the moment they touch the toy, and end up on your hand, the floor, your foot, the carpet. This stuff stays put until you spread it.
 
If it only tasted real…
I am so goddamned sensitive to aftertastes that my evenings are entirely choreographed around what happens in what order to make sure tongues and kissing happens before lubes or condoms get opened. Even second or third hand contact, like condom PIV -> self pleasure -> tasting herself -> then kissing me. I can still taste it, and it tastes like a chemical spill.

God it's exhausting sometimes.
 
I'm running out of lube today but I want to play. So I used some olive oil. I hope it's ok? It is smooth but I'm not sure if it's healthy on skin as a lube
 
Jerking off with oil is the best. Our favorite for a long time was olive oil. Before that my favorite was mineral oil but for some reason I can't find it where I live now. Coconut oil is awesome, with a special "alive" sort of feeling on my cock but if she smells it she knows what I've been doing. My current favorite is Albolene (a jellied mineral oil that is also really good for floating your trout flies) that I have to buy through Amazon, blended odorlessly with pure Hazelnut oil (which, like olive oil, is also really good for deepening the color of your suntan). I tried truffle oil not long ago but it stinks. Trying canola oil now; it feels pretty nice but there's a slight smell. I personally have never found a satisfactory, commercially made sex lubricant of any kind.

To clean up the toys, I just take 'em into the shower with me afterward.
 
I'm running out of lube today but I want to play. So I used some olive oil. I hope it's ok? It is smooth but I'm not sure if it's healthy on skin as a lube
Romans used it as a personal hygiene product, and it turns out it’s one of the things they got right, unlike lead.
 
Another vote for coconut oil from me. I don't find it that messy although it can fly around once you're all het up and frantic. And it tastes fine if you get the urge for some oral.

It's great for (bareback) anal sex too, one lot will generally last all the way through unless you're really taking your time.
 
Another vote for coconut oil from me. I don't find it that messy although it can fly around once you're all het up and frantic. And it tastes fine if you get the urge for some oral.

It's great for (bareback) anal sex too, one lot will generally last all the way through unless you're really taking your time.
I don't personally use either, but I'm correct in thinking that oxidized coconut oil smells less rancid than oxidized olive oil? If you miss a little cleaning up...
 
I'm running out of lube today but I want to play. So I used some olive oil. I hope it's ok? It is smooth but I'm not sure if it's healthy on skin as a lube
Olive oil has been used on skin for thousands of years. You are good!!
 
Jerking off with oil is the best. Our favorite for a long time was olive oil. Before that my favorite was mineral oil but for some reason I can't find it where I live now. Coconut oil is awesome, with a special "alive" sort of feeling on my cock but if she smells it she knows what I've been doing. My current favorite is Albolene (a jellied mineral oil that is also really good for floating your trout flies) that I have to buy through Amazon, blended odorlessly with pure Hazelnut oil (which, like olive oil, is also really good for deepening the color of your suntan). I tried truffle oil not long ago but it stinks. Trying canola oil now; it feels pretty nice but there's a slight smell. I personally have never found a satisfactory, commercially made sex lubricant of any kind.

To clean up the toys, I just take 'em into the shower with me afterward.
Alboline fan here!
 
I don't personally use either, but I'm correct in thinking that oxidized coconut oil smells less rancid than oxidized olive oil? If you miss a little cleaning up...
I've never experienced coconut oil being rancid at all, and I seriously doubt the usual timespan of sexual activity is going to allow a fairly inert substance to oxidise.
 
For a really weird and pleasantly strange feeling, try corn starch. Put a large towel under you. It's fun.
 
Thanks for all of the great advice.Here we are almost a year after my first post I purchased Hims and Hers an aloe based lube and hopefully tonight I finally get to use it.
 
mucaine gel 0.5 a disinfectant...mild anaesthetic... odorless...lasts longer better suited for bare back sodomy.
 
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