Lusty in the dark...

[wildrose70]

I came I looked OMG..HAHA I didnt mean I "came" althou you never can tell!!!!
Is it too late to ask Santa to put that in my stocking??? Dam and I was such a "good" little girl this year...Oh well maybe next year,
I can dream...can't I?

 

[SexyAmber]

That wouldn't even fit in my stocking

::blinks blinks::still in shock everytime she looks....We need a priest and some holy water

Or maybe I should just look again ... ::angelic smile::

 

[wildrose70]

Hey Sexyamber..see your doing the same thing this morn>>>>drooling over the guys..haha...Oh well a nice way to start the day...
I think we need to borrow the "Jolly Green Giant'st" stocking to fit that in!!!

 

[SexyAmber]

Wildrose...

I agree a perfect way to start the day ... Maybe we need a yardstick ::smiles::

 

[wildrose70]

I am always curious...just how do you guys measure those "things" LOL....
You can tell it's Sunday...a day to relax and let off steam!!!

 

[Halx]

Ladies, there is enough of me to go around. Everyone will get their piece and nobody will go unsatisfied.

Now, who wants first dibs?

 

[wildrose70]

Well you know the rules...
Age before beauty..and I think that's me!!!

 

[SexyAmber]

::blinks blinks:::Just looking at that makes my coochie sore. Good god how do you buy pants?

 

[Mae13]

Jesus

Damn good thing I'm always nice to geeks! Ahhh, we all know geeks are the horniest and kinkiest of folks, they just hide it better (sometimes...)

That's quite impressive there Halx, hope you have found a lady open enough for ya *g*

Mae

 

[Halx]

Mae hit it right on the head.. I am the horniest and kinkiest MF out there.

I haven't settled with the right lady yet... in fact I've actually lost a girlfriend or two due to the size. I am still looking for a nice gothie girl or redhead to cuddle up to.

As for pants.. I like heavy pants 'cause for some reason they bulge in just the right spot...

You all should get on AIM with me, I'd love to just sit down and have a chat with you all - get to know ya.

 

[SamMalone]

Wrong nickname!

Halx......

I think you should have picked "ALPO" for your nickname! Looks like your all meat to me! Would go with your Avatar too.

Is there enough skin left on your body to blink your eyes when you have a hardon? For gawd's sake don't ever give any blood and then get an erection....you could be in trouble.

 

[Halx]

ROFLMAO Sam. You are too funny. I dont know what to say to that either!

 

[Halx]

more coming soon...

 

[Halx]

ah ah ah ah stayin' alive

I must find a luscious pair of titties to slip this between... who's got 'em?

 

[Mystical]

Amber and Rose it is also a nice way to end the night. Halx still yummy. But I know this poor girl couldn't do much for you. But I know if I had the chance I would sure like to see what I could do.

 

[Halx]

~to my adoring fans~

2 nights ago... just before getting started...

 

[Halx]

this morning.. after a stressful night..

 

[Halx]

this morning again.. getting ready to start the action

--I would appreciate more feedback on these. Thank you to all who have let me know how they felt about my magic wand.

The magic is in the wizard, not in the wand.

 

[wildrose70]

OMG.I"m looking at your pictures and tallking to my lover on the hone
HOT DAMMMMMMMMMM

 

[wildrose70]

Whoops thats the phone..got me in the Stutter Mode..LOL

 

[SexyAmber]

Stutter is right! Awesome as always Halx

 

[espressolover]

Yes

That is true "the magic is in the wizard, not the wand."

You have still managed to put a spell on me...

espressolover

 

[wildrose70]

Yes I agree...but please just wave that "wand" in my direction!!!

I could definately fall under it's spell

 

[mixelplix]

I'm a guy and I'm impressed. Does that thing ever get soft?

 

[Halx]

Whew - I am flattered. Thanks all for helping to bring out the exhibitionist in me.

I've had a few people contact me in private and suggest going into *movies* and even though I wouldn't give up my job for that, I think I would be interested in making an amateur video or two. That would rock. Anyone around SoCal interested?

Anyways, are there any angles you'd like to see? I am open to suggestions.