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I made this game at another site and I thought it would be good to give it a go here.....I'm cutting and pasting from my post there cause I'm feeling lazy.....erm I mean wanting to remain as artistically truthful as possible. 
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For quite some time I have been thinking about where to put this.....to just make a statement of sorts in General Spew...or make a comment about it in Entertainment. But alas I decided to make a game out of it instead.
The rules for the game are as follows......no using lyrics that are intentionally explicit...such as most rap songs. Anything that doesn't take some thinking about as to whether it's talking about sex or something dirty, does not qualify. So think of this as a Six Degrees of Music to Sex.....ok so you don't have to have six steps, but certainly can't be as blunt as NIN's 'Closer'- "I want to fuck you like an animal" call me silly, but I think it's damn obvious what that's all about.
It would probably help to post the entire lyrics for the song.....then isolate the particular words....unless the whole song can be seen as dirty.....and explain why.
Here's an example...in fact the inspiration I had to create this game.
From the Grease Megamix-
Well this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hydromatic
Why it's greased lightnin'!
[Danny]
I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm losin' control.
'Cause the power
you're supplyin',
it's electrifyin'!
[Sandy]
You better shape up,
'cause I need a man
and my heart is set on you.
You better shape up;
you better understand
to my heart I must be true.
[Danny]
Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do.
[Both]
You're the one that I want.
(you are the one i want), o,o, oo, honey.
The one that I want.
(you are the one i want), o,o,oo, honey.
The one that I want
You,(you are the one i want), o,o, ooooo
The one I need.
Oh, yes indeed.
Why it's greased lightnin'!
We'll get some overhead lifters, and some four barrel quads, oh yeah
Keep talkin', whoah keep talkin'
Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah
I'll get the money, I'll kill to get the money
With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon-greased lightnin'
[Chorus]
Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
Go, greased lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for greased lightnin'
We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah
A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon - greased lightnin
[Danny]
Summer lovin' Had me a blast
[Sandy]
Summer lovin' Happened so fast
[Danny]
I met a girl crazy for me
[Sandy]
Met a boy cute as can be
[Both]
Summer days drifting away, to uh-oh those summer nights
[Everyone]
Well-a well-a well-a huh
[Guys/Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Guys/Doody]
Did you get very far?
[Girls/Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Girls/Marty]
Like does he have a car?
[Danny]
She swam by me, she got a cramp
[Sandy]
He ran by me, got my suit damp
[Danny]
I saved her life, she nearly drowned
[Sandy]
He showed off, splashing around
[Both]
Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those summer nights
[Girls/Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Girls/Frenchy]
Was it love at first sight?
[Guys/Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Guys/Kenickie]
Did she put up a fight?
[Sandy]
It turned colder - that's where it ends
[Danny]
So I told her we'd still be friends
[Sandy]
Then we made our true love vow
[Danny]
Wonder what she's doing now
[Both]
Summer dreams ripped at the seams, but oh those summer nights
The part of song I thought could be seen as dirty-
[Sandy]
He ran by me, got my suit damp - Could be seen as Danny getting her wet sexually.
[Guys/Kenickie]
Did she put up a fight?- From the sound of it, could be attempted sexual assault.
And this is supposed to be from a family friendly film.....sheesh
((Oh and by the way, have fun with the game.... and please don't take it too seriously))
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For quite some time I have been thinking about where to put this.....to just make a statement of sorts in General Spew...or make a comment about it in Entertainment. But alas I decided to make a game out of it instead.
The rules for the game are as follows......no using lyrics that are intentionally explicit...such as most rap songs. Anything that doesn't take some thinking about as to whether it's talking about sex or something dirty, does not qualify. So think of this as a Six Degrees of Music to Sex.....ok so you don't have to have six steps, but certainly can't be as blunt as NIN's 'Closer'- "I want to fuck you like an animal" call me silly, but I think it's damn obvious what that's all about.
It would probably help to post the entire lyrics for the song.....then isolate the particular words....unless the whole song can be seen as dirty.....and explain why.
Here's an example...in fact the inspiration I had to create this game.
From the Grease Megamix-
Well this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hydromatic
Why it's greased lightnin'!
[Danny]
I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm losin' control.
'Cause the power
you're supplyin',
it's electrifyin'!
[Sandy]
You better shape up,
'cause I need a man
and my heart is set on you.
You better shape up;
you better understand
to my heart I must be true.
[Danny]
Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do.
[Both]
You're the one that I want.
(you are the one i want), o,o, oo, honey.
The one that I want.
(you are the one i want), o,o,oo, honey.
The one that I want
You,(you are the one i want), o,o, ooooo
The one I need.
Oh, yes indeed.
Why it's greased lightnin'!
We'll get some overhead lifters, and some four barrel quads, oh yeah
Keep talkin', whoah keep talkin'
Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah
I'll get the money, I'll kill to get the money
With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon-greased lightnin'
[Chorus]
Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
Go, greased lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for greased lightnin'
We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah
A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon - greased lightnin
[Danny]
Summer lovin' Had me a blast
[Sandy]
Summer lovin' Happened so fast
[Danny]
I met a girl crazy for me
[Sandy]
Met a boy cute as can be
[Both]
Summer days drifting away, to uh-oh those summer nights
[Everyone]
Well-a well-a well-a huh
[Guys/Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Guys/Doody]
Did you get very far?
[Girls/Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Girls/Marty]
Like does he have a car?
[Danny]
She swam by me, she got a cramp
[Sandy]
He ran by me, got my suit damp
[Danny]
I saved her life, she nearly drowned
[Sandy]
He showed off, splashing around
[Both]
Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those summer nights
[Girls/Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Girls/Frenchy]
Was it love at first sight?
[Guys/Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Guys/Kenickie]
Did she put up a fight?
[Sandy]
It turned colder - that's where it ends
[Danny]
So I told her we'd still be friends
[Sandy]
Then we made our true love vow
[Danny]
Wonder what she's doing now
[Both]
Summer dreams ripped at the seams, but oh those summer nights
The part of song I thought could be seen as dirty-
[Sandy]
He ran by me, got my suit damp - Could be seen as Danny getting her wet sexually.
[Guys/Kenickie]
Did she put up a fight?- From the sound of it, could be attempted sexual assault.
And this is supposed to be from a family friendly film.....sheesh
((Oh and by the way, have fun with the game.... and please don't take it too seriously))